enjoying that dreaded Monday, wagecuk?
please i cant take this anymore
i just want to forget
is that so much to ask for? please just let me enjoy my sunday night for what its worth
>>24632600
AWWW, IS WITTLE WAGIE GONNA CWY??!
Can't wait, I was a neet for a good 7 years, and I got some shitty min wage job, but everyone there is a bro and all the girls love me.
plus the managers really love my work ethic and half the departments prefer to work though me if they need something. I smell manager in my future.
>>24632560
You live in poverty. You barely have enough money to survive. You're not fooling anyone. You will never experience that feeling of buying a shiny new car. Of renting an luxury apartment on the 10th floor in fornt of a beautiful view. You will never flirt with the girls at your work and have them praise and look up to you for your hard work. You will never be able to have anything you want or suddenly travel half way across the world for the heck of it because you can afford it. You will be in the ghetto, living with niggers and other cancer. Swiping your EBT food stamp card at Fry's hoping no one saw your shameful EBT food stamp card. You will never be able to join the military and will always have a permanent record with mental issues/disability for the rest of your life.
No.
I have an exam tomorrow and I'm hyped as fuck because I'm going to bring home top marks again and I can get myself a treat to celebrate my hardwork.
I tried the NEET life and it only leaves you fat, depressed and mentally stunted.
Humans are not designed to do nothing, it drives us insane.
>>24632662
>delusions of a slave
Fuck subway. 10 dollars for a fucking sandwich that won't even get me through the day. Real niggas go to Panda. only 7 bucks for an entire plate of orange chicken, fried rice, and chow mein.
>>24632680
This desu
GET REKT NeetCuks
Btw a week's worth of work is what you earn in a month HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>24632560
More like dreading class, because I'm not some poorfag who doesn't go to college.
>>24632722
I'm vegetarian how do you think I feel, they only offer me one fucking option - vegetable patty.
IT'S 2015 WHY ISN'T THERE POTATO AND LEEK OR TOFU REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24632715
>Tfw playing vidya before work
>tfw coming home and playing vidya
>tfw buying more vidya at my leisure
tick tock neetfags, how's that SNES emulator treating you
>>24632560
These blanketed frog pictures inspired my to get a incorporate blanketry into my shit posting. Glorious
>>24632680
To be fair most wagekeks won't be able to do any of that stuff either.
>You will be in the ghetto, living with niggers and other cancer. Swiping your EBT food stamp card at Fry's hoping no one saw your shameful EBT food stamp card. You will never be able to join the military and will always have a permanent record with mental issues/disability for the rest of your life.
You just described the American lower class/working poor haha.
>>24632680
there is so wrong with this post i dont know where to start... why would i want to be in the military? to die for jew shadow masters? good goy, consume, slavelabour, repeat, die.
>>24632680
NEETS BTFO LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAO
Not really. Easy half day for me. Enjoying your dreaded existence, neetkek?
>>24632710
This is somewhat true. And if that booty doesn't inspire you nothing will
>>24632777
If you're intelligent and ambitious you can get a good job that pays a lot for little hours, like what I do :^)
>>24632768
r u retarded?
i get free food and room from my parents and 700 welfarebux for video games and computer shit i dont even use. livin the dream at 27, haven't worked in 5 years.
Im so glad I worked in the oilfield for a few years. Nothing like the self sustained NEET life. All the shitty memories of work to motivate me to keep drug dealing and just another week of snowboarding and skiing to look forward to. LOL@you if you're a NEET and didn't earn it yourself though. That's just pathetic and has virgin written all over it.
>>24632772
Working poor can't get food stamps unless they have families. Neets are so poor that even being alone and get NEETBUX/Disability isn't enough and they are applicable for food stamps. In America the max a NEET can get is 733 a month which is like one paycheck of a working poor class person.
>>24632822
>700 a month
That doesn't sound too fun
>>24632858
it's more than i need. no mortgage, no leech woman, no debt, I AM FREE.
after experiencing wage slavery and becoming neet, i've never been happier.
>>24632822
>700 government mandated dollarydoos a month
watch out, we got scrooge mcduck over here
>>24632782
Preach it kouhai.
I actually pity active NEETs.
When I was a NEET it was probably the worst time of my life. In the beginning it's nice to have all the free time but pretty soon you start to get kind of emotionally and physically sick on account of the lifestyle and can develop hardcore cabin fever.
People that brag about NEETdom just haven't come to accept yet that the reason they're celebrating is because deep down they know they're actually too weak/frightened to take steps to improve their life so the NEET shit gives them an excuse.
>>24632822
Okay but how's your physical health.
How's your mental and emotional health.
Do you have a girlfriend.
What's the state of your body.
What are your future prospects.
What do you plan to do when you're parents die.
Are you employable.
Could you, at present, afford to live alone if your parents died tomorrow.
When was the last time you went on holiday.
Do you actually have any skills or talents or real hobbies.
Are you actually happy or just deluding yourself because you're frightened.
>not a neet
>tfw can still wake up at 2 pm tomorrow
>>24632897
Free until your parents die you mean.
Tick tock Anon.
>>24632825
>he drug deals and ruins people's lives
>calls me "virgin" because i get welfare
literal satan m8
>>24632936
kek i'll just get a subsided housing, which is 25% of income here in Quebec, that's 250 bucks for rent for a 1 room apartment, it takes years to get it but i've already applied so by the time they die, in like 20 years? still young, i'll be ready. The dream life never ends ;)
>>24633022
by income i mean my welfare cheque ;)
>>24633050
Pretty sure social welfare doesn't work like that i.e. just sending you out a payment every month for the rest of your life for no reason otherwise everybody in Canada would be abusing that.
At any rate I bet 700 CAD seems like a lot whilst you have your parents backing you but wait until you have to start dividing it between utilities, rent, food, travel, clothing, toiletries, etc.
They must be so ashamed of you. I would die of I still lived with my parents and leeched off of them at your age.
How does that not bother you? I mean you're not even living, you're just... existing.
>>24632919
Not him but I'm going to answer your questions because you seem pretty smug and convinced about your opinions.
Physical health is garbage. I'm skinnyfat and don't work out.
Mental/emotional health is alright. I have up days and down days just like most people, but for the most part I am happy.
Skinnyfat. I'm also 6'3
I don't really know what you mean by this. My job prospects? Alright. I have a degree in finance/economics
My parents are dead. They left me with a huge inheritance. I receive $35,000 a month and will receive a lump sum of $25,000,000 when I turn 35.
Yes.
Yes.
I went on holiday in July. Took a week and a half long trip to Alaska. Included a cruise where I went to several cities.
I enjoy orienteering and attend community events but that's it for hobbies.
As I said earlier, I'm pretty happy.
Perhaps you shouldn't judge people just because they are NEET?
>>24632919
never been better, anon, never been better, and that's coming from experiencing wage slavery. never again!
now off you go to office, kek, my welfare check aint gonna get paid by itself.
>>24633022
Bougon en devenir!
>>24633142
You respond as if I don't know what I'm talking about friend.
I was a NEET 5 years straight and it was easily the worst time of my life.
I'm back in education now and actually working towards my dream career and I'm having a blast.
I don't know how you can exist without a goal or a purpose to work towards. It would drive me nuts.
>>24632680
>You will never experience that feeling of buying a shiny new car.
Good. I'm unsocial and cars are a huge pain in the ass.
>Of renting an luxury apartment on the 10th floor in fornt of a beautiful view. You will never flirt with the girls at your work and have them praise and look up to you for your hard work. You will never be able to have anything you want or suddenly travel half way across the world for the heck of it because you can afford it.
None of this would happen even if I reached the pinnacle of success in my career.
>You will be in the ghetto, living with niggers and other cancer.
But I'm above that now, and would likely be forced into that if I moved out.
>>24633150
I don't work Anon, I'm at university.
Welfare cheques don't last forever though. They'll cut you off in a few years.
>>24633150
You didn't answer any of my questions.
I wonder why he's avoiding having to answer them... could it be he's ashamed...
>>24633142
>Trust fund babies pretending they're anywhere near the average NEET
I'd rather hang out with a neet than you faggots anyday
>>24633141
you have no idea wagecuk, no idea, here in quebec anyone can get welfare, certainly not in ontario. and yes all utilities are included in that 25% . parents dont care, they're proud of me because they're doing the same thing xD and yeah i am LIVING the dream, so fuck you for judging me and telling me to go back to wagesalvery, it was the most depressing time of my life, never again!
>>24633230
no because i'm to lazy to type it out, fuck off.
>>24633210
no they won't, been doing this for 7 years, my parents for 20, stay jealous, uni kek.
>>24632560
Current neet reporting in. Got laid off on Friday and I couldn't be happier
> no boss breathing down my neck
> sleeping in till 10
> having energy to read write and work out all day
Fucking happiest I've been in years lads. It won't last for ever but I got a juicy severance package
threads like these are retarded and should be banned on site..
>>24633142
This bait is too obvious brah.
>>24633252
>wagekek
Why do you keep saying this when I've stipulated I'm in education 3 times now. Has your lifestyle prematurely fucked your eyes already.
So you and your parents a useless leeches then good to know.
How's that crippling loneliness NEET :^)
btw just how obese are you I'm curious.
>>24632560
>eating shit tier GMO/hormone laden fast food while I dine on top tier meals that would cost more than a minimum wage employee makes in a full day
Wage_slav3s getting fucked in this thread!
>>24633280
>I'm too lazy to type it out also I've become morbidly obese from my lack of activity, suffer from chronic diarrhoea from my shit diet, an experiencing mental debilitation and have never touched a woman who wasn't my mother
Lel
>>24633332
aawwww poor wagecukie is throwing a tantrum coz he gotta get up at 5 tomorrow
>>24633378
stay mad, wagegoy ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfWZIVeW17Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfWZIVeW17Y
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>>24633419
I'm in university :)
Seriously though, how much do you weigh.
Also I'm female so I could chose to never work a day in my life if I really wanted to.
>>24632642
kill yourself neetkek
Working class scum of the world consume
and commute and imbibe and repeat
Living upon borrowed money and land that
is owned by the hidden elite
Hope is manufactured between the commercials
and is taken to heart in the child
Credit line kicks in to sustain aspirations,
and another slave is thrown on the pile
You labor
Tread water
Fed grain and
Then slaughtered
Economic system is a cage in pastels
Orchestrated to keep you in debt
Entertainment serves as a neon distraction
Just so you forget
A life spent eagerly paying the price
But never acknowledging the cost
Don't bother asking when we start to fight back
The battle is over, we've already lost
You're a wage slave
>>24633543
Don't worry, give it a few years, he will.
Have a big mid-semester exam tomorrow and I spent the day watching animu, playing Revengeance and Dishonored, masturbating and then the last hour plucking out each of my fresh armpit hairs individually with a pair of tweezers whilst watching One Punch Man because that's just how I roll.
I'm already top of my class and don't have to study because I know I'm already going to beat everybody else and return home with top marks and my tutors sucking my dick.
I'm so glad I got off JSA, sold my weeb merch, abandoned NEETdom went back to college, graduated and entered university as a mature student.
Nothing is quite so fulfilling as personal achievement and being able to Whatsapp mummy pictures of all of your weekly tests with a big fat "100!" scrawled on them in glorious red ink..
Enjoy your day of unfulfillment, non-progression and inevitable existentialist crisis NEETkeks :^)
>>24633523
>female
480p b8 m8.
why so mad m8?
Please end me
please
i don't want to wageslave or neet
i just. I don't kow
I don't want to die
>>24633563
>>24633543
wageslaves getting jellymad as fuck wew lads this is pure comedy ;)
>>24633252
>living the dream
>bougon
>dream
>>24633597
what a pathetic life you have, truly pitiful.
>>24633623
Forgot to post the appropriate pic.
>>24633623
da fuck is bougon? you autist
>>24633660
that family looks comfy as fuck, you wish you had this in your pitiful life, dont you?
>>24633598
Oooh nothing, just reminding you that you lost out twice in life, academically and genetically.
Remember that as a woman I have the option to drop everything and become a sugarbaby any time I want.
Stay roasted fatty :) x
WAGIES MAD AS FUCK
AS USUAL
WILL WAGECUKS EVER NOT BE MAD
NOOOOOOoooo!
i don't want to go to work!
another five fuckin days of torture and occasional humiliation it is for me
>>24632560
I don't work on Mondays :)
>>24633816
lol wtf? dude stop with the female bait, nobody's gonna believe that. do u even know where u are?
now you;re just being desperate to get back at me, it's not even funny anymore.
>>24632731
>mfw you earn less after car payments, bills, loans
>>24633816
Jokes on you bitch, I have the option of being a sugar baby as well. Probably even cuter than you and I'm a dude, too bad I actually have a job and support myself through hard work.
Any roastie like you can lift her flabs and show her snatch for a quick buck.
>tfw I'm off
>tfw I love my job anyway
get rekt NEET scum
Man I didn't sleep all night, when I get home today I'm gonna have the best sleep of all time, OF ALL TIME.
>have viral infection
>can't take day off because most important time of the year and a colleague is off after having her appendix out
>feel like death
>was up at 4:20am
>won't leave till at least 3
>>24633959
What was that senpai :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B9BxVTutmf
>>24634005
>probably cuter than you
lel you're really, really not m8
>>24634063
>you're really, really not m8
post pic fatty
>>24634063
I bet you $10 I'm twice as cute as you.
>>24634171
You're a disgusting waste of space, no-ambition NEET who will never contribute anything of value to the world.
You're not cute.
>>24634205
I already said I'm not a NEET you fat bimbo.
What, that gigantic gut getting in the way of your eyes already? That's a shame.
>>24631658
Why are you commenting in a different thread?
No. I do not hate my job. I want money to live dream of moving to Canada.
>>24634252
Yes that's exactly the situation kek
>>24634270
Stop eating those cheeseburgers and go get some hyposuction, Randy.
>>24634346
I would but I've never heard of hyposuction :(
Also I'm vegetarian :)
>>24634365
Post pics, I'm still waiting to see if I'm cuter than you.
>>24634379
But you aren't :(
NEET's aren't cute :(
>>24634063
nice voice changer, loser. i hear kiddies spam it in csgo all the time begging for attention. pathetic.
>>24634392
u lil chicken shit u
Jesus said the Neet will inherit the earth. Never thought it would happen in our time. feels so good
>>24634411
How are you knowing it is voice changer?
I have never been hearing any so I do not know.
>>24634411
Ooh god the denial is simply delicious hahaha
Sure did! Was a productive day and I enjoy talking about wine with the milfs and flirting with them :^)
>>24634416
kek
>getting trolled by a fat virgin with a voice changer
when will newfags learn?
>>24632560
>>24632600
>the NEETfag OP has started selfposting as wagekek in his own shit-threads
>>24633974
>>24633974
>implying I pay car payments
>implying my bills exceed my paycheck
>implying I have used loans
Be smart and don't be stupid with your money
NEETCuks when will they learn?????
>>24634444
>only wasting your time flirting annd not getting any
>thinking that's anything to brag about
lol what a faggot. stay deluded wagekek
>>24633280
>no because i'm to lazy to type it out, fuck off.
This is why no one is coming to the piano lounge to hear you play any more.
Wageslave here, I've saved enough to go NEET for a few years. Should I do it? What are the pros and cons?
>>24632662
DO NOT TAKE MANAGEMENT
Go to trade school. Management is baithell in wagevuckland
>>24634616
But flirting at work isn't wasting time since we're on the clock.
Also flirting is nice even if you don't get some. Have you ever gotten a compliment from an attractive woman?
>>24632560
>Earned more in a day than a NEET earns in a week
>2hrs cleaning and prepping shop, other 6hrs watching Lord of the Rings with co-worker.
I'd call it a good day, yes.
fucking loser, you will never be accepted to a schol because you're retarded and useless to society. NEET nigger, enjoy your poor lifestyle which will eat you alive inside out. wakecuk out.
>>24632560
This.Enjoying?
>Be city firefighter
>My work schedule is 4 days on 4 days off
>3 weeks a year vacation
>Salary is 90,000 a year not including overtime
>My coworkers are my best friends
>My job is legit getting paid to break doors and windows and ruin peoples houses
>People praise me for it lel
>My days off include drinking, playing vidya, lifting, and hitting on stacy
>Will retire at 40 with a beach house
No NEETcunt, I am not.
>>24632662>>24637568
>>24635300
>Can't wait, I was a neet for a good 7 years, and I got some shitty min wage job, but everyone there is a bro and all the girls love me.
being a hedonist in 2015
>>24632560
Is this an advertisement for Subway?
gas all neets
>>24634063
You sound like a tranny m8
This is the only time I dreaded monday. Only because I was rolling on molly on sunday and could barely sleep. Probably will use a personal day but shit it was worth it.
>>24634792
If you're gonna dedicate your time to doing nothing but staying at home then it'll eventually get to you. If you decide to live a little you'll be fine m8. These idiots are just trying to one up each other.
Hello retail wagekeks! Has the Christmas music on repeat started yet? Don't worry only 25 more days of it!
Anyone have the other pic with smug neet Pepe at subway?
>>24633660
Where the fuck did the little rice paddy stomper come from?
