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>Divorce Rate among western women: 50%
http://www.apa.org/topics/divorce/
>Divorce Rate among mail order brides: 20%
http://healthresearchfunding.org/17-incredible-mail-order-brides-statistics/

Daily reminder that there is L I T E R A L L Y zero reason to "lower your standards" so you can marry an overweight, entitled, gold-digging, OLD AS FUCK western cumslut.

You can be grovelling at the feet of Chad's leftovers, begging her not to divorce you and take the kids and your car and your house and your dog and half your wages for the rest of your life because she "isn't feeling it anymore," or you can be browsing facebooks at mail order bride websites right now picking out your cutie pie gf, and whoever you pick there is statistical proof that your relationship will last longer than with some western slut who will accuse you of raping her on twitter because she changed her mind mid-thrust.
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Do you have any experience with this, or would they just divorce you after they got westernized?
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>>24632838
the statistics are right there

western women are twice as likely to divorce you as a mail order bride
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I'm 21 and I am a virgin. I don't want a Chad. I want to find a good man to marry who is gentle, honest, hard working, doesn't drink, and is self-sacrificing, as I will be the same for him. Where is my husband?
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>>24633071
>doesn't drink

well fuck you too. god forbid i need to let loose
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>>24633071
Avoiding the public as much as possible maybe. Chad's thrive in social situations which is why normies think they're the only guys who exist
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>>24633071
U just gotta b urself
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>>24633071
>and I am a virgin.
are you one of those "I don't count oral" virgins?

Because I'm highly skeptical that you're as pure as the falling snow.
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>>24633118
> let loose
More like
> willingly lobotomize myself and destroy my health in the name of relaxation and recreation when I could just read a book or go for a walk or swim at the pool or take a nap or pray or mediate or try a new hobby and experience health and mental benefits

>>24633125
I avoid the public too so this is going to be hard
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>>24633186
I literally have only gone on one shitty date and that's it. We didn't kiss or anything so I am kissless too. Unless you count the fact that I slammed my face into a boy's face at the playground when I was 10.
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>>24632378
>so you can marry an overweight, entitled, gold-digging, OLD AS FUCK western cumslut.
Literally all the statistics you posted were about mail order brides who generally aren't western
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What is mail order bride? I am hearing about this and I am Russian, but I am not knowing any girls who are that.

I have gotten multiple askings for me to be mail order bride.
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>>24633216
>willingly lobotomize myself and destroy my health in the name of relaxation and recreation when I could just read a book or go for a walk or swim at the pool or take a nap or pray or mediate or try a new hobby and experience health and mental benefits

man you are autistic

do you do any of those things after a hard day of work? have you even had a hard day of work? do you know what its like to spend an entire day out in the sun in middle of summer hauling concrete or scrap metal?

or even at 1:30 am on a sunday? no, you bitch on an online imageboard

fuck off
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>>24633435
This desu working 14 hour shifts in hot humid weather busting ass one needs a few cold beers to chill and relax
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>>24632378
Both options are so unappealing.
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>>24633248
>I slammed my face into a boy's face at the playground when I was 10.
Once a slut, always a slut
(j/k)

>>24633343
Be my mail order bride
>I hear many Russian mail order brides are actually retired/former small time porn stars/sex workers
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>>24633641

No thank you. I do not even knowing what it is?
Like I say, do not know any persons who are that.
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>>24633343
it's like online dating internationally

I think if you find a glorious Amerikkkan husband the website takes some of his money to pimp you out to him.
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>>24633685
>it's like online dating internationally

How is this working if we are of different country?

>I think if you find a glorious Amerikkkan husband the website takes some of his money to pimp you out to him

So is like prostitution. I am not liking the idea of this.
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>>24633738
>So is like prostitution.
Sort of. You don't actually have to have sex with him.

It's like prostitution without the sex. He wants to marry you.
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>>24633781


Then I become American and divorce him, yes? It is all working out for me!

Just kidding, I would not do this. I am thinking getting married to unknown persons is not so good idea.
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>>24633672
Mail order bride is an international arranged marriage.
1) Beta loser who fails at dating gets a wife from a third world country. Often it's a niggook from SE Asian countries, but former USSR is also popular.
2) Woman gets a green card/EU immigration and gets to be NEET supported by her arranged husband.

And any anons on here, I recommend you NOT to get a Russian mail order bride. I hear they often will divorce his ass after finally getting full US citizenship and go find herself a proper chad.
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>>24633248
*sigh* where do these kinds of girls exist? it feels like youd have to somehow go up to a random chick at the store or someplace like the library and hope shes pure (and the odds are not good)
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>>24633822
Generally yes, it's a bad idea.
Only losers will pay for mail order brides.
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>>24633877

So is act of desperation? I feel sad for these persons.

>>24633894
I would not call them losers. They are having hard time finding others, yes? Is very sad.
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>>24633894
yeah, losers get mail order brides.

winners marry Chad's leftovers once she hits 30
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>>24632378

Chad here, in the process of turning a good conservative virgin girl into my cum slut. She'll be bouncing on my cock tomorrow.
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>>24633925
People asking you to be their mail order bride is probably joking and also complimenting you.
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>>24633971

Oh! Is good then, I will take as compliment now :)
Better then being called prostitute and wanting sex, yes?
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>>24634045
Better, because he's not implying you sleep around with multiple strange men. He's saying he wants to marry you and also teasing about your Russian background.

Now do you want to be my mail order bride? I can be your sugar-daddy ;)
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>>24634287

Is very kind thing to say then! Is common in North America?

I am thinking no, sorry. Is way to soon for this, but thank you!
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>>24633118
alcohol is nasty shit. Can I drink poppy tea at least?
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>>24633178

this nigga really just dropped a pic of himself so he could get some virgin pussy lol

good looking though.. is he gay?
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>>24632378
where do i order senpai
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>>24633071
nope your words don't work anymore snake, enjoy your bargain bin
>I'm just going to tell men what I want and that is going to get me a husband
>how does gender work
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Getting married at all is bullshit and I want no part of it.

Only reason why I would ever get married is if ether I suddenly became massively religious and wanted a big family or the person I am getting hitched to is WAY more wealthy then I am AND I actually like them as a person.
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