>200-300 word essay due tomorrow
>>24631637
>having to live due every day for the rest of my life
200 words? seriously?
>>24631637
You could give me anything and I could write 200-300 words about it. Head out of your ass, sad frog.
>>24631668
Same senpai. S A M E
I have a 5-pager (1500 words) and another one page assignment to do tonight...so much for thanksgiving break. You can knock out 200-300 words in less than an hour OP, what subject?
>>24631637
That's nothing. I have a 100 word essay due tonight :^)
>>24631637
If you're not just posting a semi-old meme:
fucking do it. you've probably typed 300 words today just shitposting.
>>24631684
>>24631698
You guys must be new.
>>24631684
he posted the exact same thing last week newfriend
If you're not retarded you probably can type at 100 WPM, That's two minutes of actual typing, stop posting and graduate middleschool
>Tfw you've written ERP posts longer than some of your university essays.
>>24631728
that's probably true
>>24631715
gender & sexuality
>>24631734
funny because i've actually never posted this but the beauty of juicy memes is their perpetuity
>>24631732
when will they learn?
>>24631637
>thought 2000 word essay was due Sunday at 11:59pm
>left it until 10:30pm tonight
>late penalty is 10% a day
>worth 20% of my mark
>panic
Turns out it's due Monday 11:59pm, I've never been so relieved. Oh well, time to repeat the process and leave it until 10pm again!
Just fucking kill me. I also have 7 exams that start consecutively from December 9th and I haven't even started studying. If I fail any of them I have to repeat the entire semester.
>six word shitpost due right now
>mfw I've written 3500 words today and have filled up several excel spreadsheet with calculations and graphs
>mfw maybe halfway done with the lab report and 20% done with the project
>mfw they're both due wednesday
>mfw no fucking face
>>24631637
that should take all of 10 minutes you god damn retard.
>Have a newsletter project
>supposed to write 10 news stories based on the articles from book
>never did the articles through the semester
>each article from the book is 10 pages plus
>some news stories require the combo of 2 articles fused together
>never made newsletters from word
>demands total page number to be divisible by 4
Its due Wednesday, Am i ok?
>>24631783
Lol screw that. Just bullshit it and your feminist prof will eat it all up.
>>24631904
Hmmm... -4 is divisible by 4 so demand that the course instructor write you 4 pages worth of news stories and you're good to go.
>>24631904
Start on it right now. If you wait for tomorrow, then you'll wait until Tuesday, and then you'll be really screwed.
>>24631637
>900-1000 word essay due in 8.5 hours
>too lazy to start
this is the real problem
anything less than 3 pagesdouble spacedis just a battle of willpower
>200-300 word essay
Your teacher must be a bitch. My essays are 20-30 words!
Good luck my fellow autist! Lelelele
*Tips Fedora*
>>24631904
pretty sure 0 is divisible by 4
I have a 20 page paper due tomorrow guys .I have to start. It's already 12:30 in the morning so I need like a half hour a page now and no sleep at all. Fucking. Kill. Me. Please.
>>24631637
That's nothing, we write 3500 word essays all the time in economics
i eat that for shit breatfast
fuck
>>24632153
Anon help me with my economics paper pls
>>24632008
just give up there's no point in stressing out over it now, it's ogre
>>24632008
have you considered suicide yet?
>>24631734
That isn't true. Posts literally can't be the same anymore.
>>24632008
I did something similar last Spring. About 20 pages, had to finish it by noon. You can do it, Anon.
Unless you have no idea what to write.
>1000 word review of a scientific paper due Tuesday by 11:30
>I'll be able to do it in that time but I've had since last Wednesday with NOTHING AT ALL to occupy my time to work on it
>>24631637
I have a literal poem due today (it's 12 am).
But everyone in my class chose to do collages or drawings so all I'm handing in is a piece of paper with text as its main substance. Fuck my class.
>10 pg research paper due Thurs afternoon
>I know I'll just wait till the last minute like I always do
Every fucking time I tell myself I'll write it in a reasonable amount of time but I never do. I always pull all nighters and don't actually start until the stress/anxiety kicks in.
I want off this fucking ride.
>>24632394
The worst part isnt the writing but the research. I have a 5000 word research paper due in 4 days but I need to go through like 5 books but have only gone through one.
How do you do it?
>I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THE ASSIGNMENTS THAT ARE DUE TOMORROW
just kill me now fa.m....
>>24631637
>100 word essay due in 4 hrs
>6 page Sociology paper due Friday
>3 midterms this week
>hate my classes
Just fuck my shit up family. I can't wait for this torture to be over
>8 pg paper due thur
>12 page paper due fri
>15 page paper due in 1 week
>attempted to start all 3 over break, couldn't write more than a short paragraph for each one
>no idea what to fucking write
I'm fucked senpai. might just pay an online service to write one.
>>24634326
Does anyone here have experience using online essay writing services? Are they worth it or what?
4 1 page essays due Tomorrow, Only got one done. 2 5 page papers due tuesday, need to fatten them each up another page or two. Final project in my iOS class due wednesday, haven't started since It was given last day before break and I don't own a shitty ass mac.
Then 6 finals next week. So excited. College is fun.
