ITT: we try to guess how old each other are by
>posting favorite album
>fetish and last thing you fapped to
>why you are a robot
I'll start
>basically any album from The Cure
>atellier lunette scandalouspls no bully ;_;
>bipolar
>pic related
>amateur stuff
>sociopath that cannot hold a conversation
>Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
>being a sub for a masc man to breed me whenever he likes
>never had friends, abusive/neglectful family, social incompetence
>>24631151
19 or 20
>>24631129
26
>>24631151
19
bloxbloxblox fuck you robot
> Shitao - Lines
> Girls speaking foreign languages/Desert Angel
> I have never had a one to one conversation with a female in my entire life, much less kiss, hug, hold hands, etc.
>>24631129
You're like 17 or 18
>Unleft by Helios
>lots of things, weirdest one is probably futa. Last thing I fapped to was a Japanese gravure video.
>aspergers
Possibly Nothing, Probably Everything by Pat the Bunny
Spanking, birthday spanking videos on Youtube
Asocial college drop out NEET fuck up druggie
>>24631300
Close. I'm 20.
-Modal Soul (Nujabes)
-Cumsluts and Cumsluts
-I have like 3 real friends and don't know how to make any
fapped to some girl's instagram i went to hs with
fat, ugly and depressed
>>24631129
18
>>24631151
18
>>24631204
23
>>24631302
20
>>24631370
21
>>24631434
18
>>24631370
>>24631514 Here, not quite.
Rhcp by the way (album)
Amateur shit
Few friends, cant continue conversations and shit like that
>>24631068
>the cure
>not radiohead
How can you even have teenage angst?
>Very hard to pick one. But I mostly listen to the beatles, bob dylan, that kinda stuff.
>Women pissing their pants [spoiiler] bully me, idc [/spoiler]. Fapped to that the last time.
>Umm.. I'm not reaally a robot. But I can act like a downright autist in certain situations. Have daily thoughts about how I'd be rather off dead, without being very depressed, strange as that sounds.
>>24631566
holy fuck I failed at spoilering. Well, that's another reason to contemplate suicide
please be gentle senpai
>>24631566
You seem like a nice guy so I will break it to you nicely
Fucking normalfag, please refrain from ever going on this board again. Reee.
>>24631547
Maybe he was a teenager In the 80s
>Doolittle by the Pixies
>the stomach, last fapped to a Mia Malkova vid
>very bad anxiety and panic attacks
Blind Melon - Blind Melon
Spanking, amateur
I fucked away my life
>The soundtrack to the movie Sunshine
>Memories of an online friend
>All round failure in life
>>24631068
Holy fuck are you me?
>disintegration (the cure)
>diaper stuff, literally fapped to Atellier lunette an hour ago
>bipolar as well
>this
>feet and lesbian feet licking video
>because acne / social anxiety
>pic related
>shemales in corsets
>that
>bipolar, aspergers, never had gf
It's hard to determine favourite album, like my current favourite album is different from that of 10 years ago. So I'm going to say all time is
>Fleetwood Mac by Fleetwood Mac obvs
And current/modern is
>Channel Orange by Frank Ocean
>Gangbang, rough sex/light bdsm last thing fapped to was painal
>Was super fat in HS, haven't lost the fatty mentality. Anxiety, self concious general. Low self esteem, high self hate etc
>14? - Past is Past
>2d and Euphoria ep 2
>I'm not because I've had friends and girls have liked me previouslybut I am diagnosed with a few mental disorders
>Pic related
>Some asian chick wearing leather gloves and progressively stripping/doing lewd things to herself
>I fear interacting with strangers outside of the house so I will readily avoid as many outside activities as possible. I also see very little use to my life other than that of a third party observer
>>24631129
17
>>24631514
23
>>24632117
21
>creampie, threesome. last fapped to creampie compilation
>i'm a robot because i fuck up every human relationship i'm ever in
>mostly anything by Quantic
>Shemales, rimjobs, gangbangs, orgies, borderline bisexual stuff
>too apathetic to socialize, anxious as fuck, neet addicted to weed.
>>24631747
18
>>24631862
20
>>24632180
17 or 18
Don't know a fetish.
Haven't masturbated in 3 years so I don't remember, probably some shitty video on pornhub.
Social anxiety, real bad.
>>24631068
Folsom Prison Blues
Gentle femdom/feet : trap fapping
Because im a kissless virgin with no friends
>>24631600
Well, I don't know your fetish, I'll guess 19/20
>>24631672
Relatively young ~18
>>24631686
Speaks of wasting life, so maybe 22-24(this is 4channel after all)
>>24631703
I would say late 20's, but knowing the demographic I'll say about 23
>>24631710
22, I have a friend into the same stuff
>>24631902
26-28, you've lived for a little while
>>24631961
I liked the music, probably about 19-20
>>24632117
I know how old you are :^)
>>24632217
~21, interesting sounding goy
>>24632302
non existent, either 17 or 33, no in between possible in my mind
>>24632500
I am >>24631672
And you are correct. 18 exactly.
>pic related
>spanking
>can't move forward with my life until I'm a citizen
>>24632302
>>24632500
Actually I'm 20. I didn't like music like this when I was 17, haha.
>give up by the postal service
>gay furry smut
>Depressed and lonely, failing in my life
>>24631747
18
>>24631703
20
>>24631566
18
>>24632217
19
yall niggas need to guess ages more
Zoogz Rift and the Micro Mastodons - Idiots on the Miniature Golf Course
Almost twenty five
No parents until a few years ago, severe depression and anxiety issues that come and go as they please
>From the Ages by Earthless
>Incest, I probably fapped to one of the first few threads on /gif/
>heavily bullied by everyone in my life besides my parents, father was absent for long periods of time in my life because he suffered many strokes and couldn't handle being around people for too long, abusive brother that beat me who also used to do meth, balding as a teenager
>>24631068
>pic
>hardcore gangbangs
>depressive
>either pic related or DSU by Alex G
>really I don't have any sort of odd fetish, and I don't watch porn all that much
>incredibly low self-esteem and very few feelings self-worth
>pic related
>asians, some random jap vid on tube8
>ugly autist
>>24632709
forgot to include pic
>>24632500
>I liked the music, probably about 19-20
Close enough. I'm 21.
>>24632709
22, that's. Good album btw
>>24631068
> Album:: Nirvana: Bleach
> Fetish:: boobs
> Last fapped to:: gloryhole video
> why robot:: not a robot
>>24631068
>to pimp a butterfly or wish you were here
> daddy rp, i like gfd stuffs too
> no bf. kv. 1 friend. fuck
>>24632829
You're 21. Or somewhere in your early 20's.
>>24632761
21 but close. kanye understands
>>24632814
19
>>24632829
underage but "18" :^)
>>24631710
17
>>24631862
20
>>24631902
18
>>24632658
22
is that a good album?
>>24632725
fk kanye!!!!
>>24632814
(boobs)(nirvana) 13 year old!!!
>>24632558
are you mex?
19
>>24631747
18
acne can be cured young yt boy!!
>>24632814
I would say 14 but I have a friend who is just about as vanilla at 19, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt
>>24632883
!!!!!!!!!!!that's a bingo
hans landa voice
>>24632895
no underage white girls out here listening to kdot
>sound & color
>obese asian girls
>fat shut in
>Balam Acab - Wander Wonder album
>Thigh highs / ZR
>Permavirgin (kissless), depressed, NEET life around the corner
>Nirvana - Incesticide
>pussy creampies, last wanked to Exxxtra Small playlist
>found I couldn't relate to people after I graduated high school, began feeling like an outcast so I started using drugs to feel better. Can't get a job because I prefer to wallow in depression and be high all the time. I want to change but can't bring myself to give up weed/alcohol/RCs yet.
>>24632948
>that's a bingo
Damn I'm good at this.
Graceland, Paul Simon
Chubby girls, Bear Hunt doujin
Normos and general society piss me off
>As of now, The Most Lamentable Tragedy
>Average consenual sex.
>I never had interest in social life. I got a girlfriend a long while back but she cheated on me, likely because I was going to stop playing Football. No longer have a desire to have very close relationships.
>>24632895
>19
>>24632914
>(boobs)(nirvana) 13 year old!!!
Not even close! Off by almost 20 years! hah!!!
>Loveless
>PAWGs and PAWGs
>aspergers and anxiety
>>24633080
YOU'RE 33 AND you like nirvana
why don't you love yourself.....
>Agalloch - Pale Folklore
>Some NTR doujin
>Awkward/uncomfortable around people I don't know very well
>pic related
>homeless gangbang on efukt
>have extremely deep eye bags, black eyes, black hair and am 6'4", so every women i meet tells me i am too intimidating or look like a literal serial killer
>probably am gonna become one soon anyway, kek
>>24633166
i'm sure your cute, you know girls love serial killers. if that Justin beiber born with heroin addiction bowl haircut dylan roof has loyal army of skanks so can you anon.
>>24631370
but that album was such a disappointment
>2d imouto foot fetish
>diagnosed depressive disorder and abuse opiates
>>24633156
18 or under
>>24633166
18 or under edgelord
>>24631370
top taste
>>24633209
thats what i thought, but literally every woman i have pursued has told me either i look creepy, too tall, too intimidating, and a few times have been told i look like a killer when i asked about ittfw i just want a gay qt to marry, but all other women seem to hate me
>>24633301
>extremely generic punk folk
>top taste
yeah whatever you say dude
>Hospice by The Antlers
>this pic
>borderline
>>24633302
gay qt? what does that mean. also since you're 6'4 what is the shortest in theory you are willing to date. this q is for science
>>24633328
maybe its because im a pat the bunny fan boy. i really enjoyed that album. a lot of the songs where hit or miss though.
im not a good person best song on the album
>>24633359
hospice! i thought know one knew about that album. what is your favorite song from it? also why do you like to jack off to Chinese cartoon boys?
>Idk favorite album, but I listen to Muse, Radiohead, Ghost Mice, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Kanye, and Led Zepp
>Rape and foot fetish
>Robot cause depression, OCD, and faggit in general
>>24632914
21
B4.DA.$$ is sensational. The mixing is really impressive. There are tons of laid back beats that put your mind at ease. All the while Joey strings together intricate flows touching on a myriad of issues touching his life and those around him. It's an all around solid effort from a young mc; a very impressive first studio album.
>>24633396
did you copy and paste this album critique. if you didn't im v v impressed you should write album critiques
>>24631068
I enjoy Barenaked ladies, i fapped to a virgin losing her virginity and i guess ive never been very good with people.
>>24633367
most other lesbos are super fucking degenerate just like gay men, no commitment. just want to fuck as much as possible
I dont give a single shit about height, women who do are part of the lowest common denominator
>>24633385
I like Wake the most.
I like 2D boys because they're qt, and have white hair without being 74.
>>24633396
top taste
>>24633414
Haha. That was just how I felt about the album. thank you for the complement, I've been thinking about starting a music blog for a while :)
>>24633381
its not that they were hit or miss, the songs were just all super fucking generic and bland, even for punk folk
I like a fairly decent amount of punk and punk folk considered generic, but Pat is just ridiculous
>>24633456
are you gay or a girl if you're a girl we should be friends because i too enjoy white haired boys but in 3D and suicidal albums
>>24633493
I'm a gay. Sorry dude.
>>24633471
you really should! find me & give me the link when you do. code word: Paper Trail$
someone guess ages
>>24633480
name me some good folk punk bands family, would be interested in listening to
>Favorite album:
Maladroit
>Fetish:
I like ass and ass accessories
>Last thing I fapped to:
Rule 34 of Ahsoka Tano
>Why I am a robot:
I'm more of a cyborg. I'm good in social situations but spend all of my free time home on my pc. I'm terrible with girls because of inexperience but I am trying.
>>24633572
not the Anon you were talking to but I love folk punk check out Andrew Jackson Jihad and Ghost Mice
> pic related
> 2d, but I don't fap, I am more into platonic ways
> because I am 3D
Have fun.
>Album
Pixies - Bossanova
>Fetish
Guro
>Last thing you fapped to
Take a wild guess
>Why robot
See above
>>24633552
This was the page I set up. I haven't gotten around to posting though :/
http://beat-wave.tumblr.com
5th gear by brad paisley
Lolis and hentai
After 5th grade people got tired of me and i lost all of my friends. Plus im a kv
>love as a dark hallway - Benn Jordan
>incest
>cant talk to people/I hate most people I meet
>>24633301
im22going to sleep. didnt want to leave anyone guessing if some one started guessing ages.
>>24633591
thanks
>>24631068
>The Doors' first album
>asian women, some random asian porn video on pornhub
>women don't talk to me
>>24633593
19 years old
that's your age
>>24633986
I'm guessing 35
>The Marshall Mathers LP
>succ
>no friends and unable to hold a conversation, overall socially awkward
I know it's normie shit but literally every song is perfect.
>big asses and Toriel from undertale
>got keked, she took all my friends and spread rumors I was a rapist and pedo
>favorite album
I can't even remember the name of any album besides Fall Out Boy's "From Under the Cork Tree" cause it has a distinctive name
>no fetishes, Anri and Hitomi Tanaka creampie vid was the last thing I fapped to
>robot cause tfwnogf/nogoodjob
>>24634073
haha I'm actually only 19
>posting favorite album
Angelcorpse - Inexorable
>fetish and last thing you fapped to
Futa and big boobed girl
>why you are a robot
I don't go out.
Come Around Sundown
I can't remember the last time I fapped. My dick doesn't work anymore. No real fetish except Japs. Can't help it, skin is so creamy
Nothing resembling a friend for the last three years. Something about my persona repels people, they end the conversation as soon as possible and avoid me.
>pic related
>I dont have a very specific fetish tb|-|, I mean I guess I find chicks who love to flash in public kind of hot, cant think of the word for that right now
>I am just an introvert; I dont go out of my way to talk to anyone new
>I like dominant stuff
>fapped thinking of my gf
>I have depression, migraines, and I feel disconnected from the world around me where ever I go. Basically, I loathe normies, I see people live the same life again and again self absorbed and in their own bubble. Although I'm not hideously ugly or a NEET I still go to /r9k/ pretty much everyday because I love you guys.
>>24631068
>posting favorite album
I don't really have a favorite album, but my favorite genre right now is definitely ambient.
>fetish and last thing you fapped to
physical, sexual, and psychological torture, long-term conditioning through hypnosis, and mind-break.
Imagining different sexual scenarios in bed because my phone was flat and I couldn't sleep.
>why you are a robot
I'm a failure in every single regard, I don't deserve to live.
I pretty much only exist to make the people I like hate me.
>tool 10 000 days
>guro
> no friends, retarded /pol/ views which turn people against me
>>24631068
>[pic related.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xjh-qXBm3Q
>Well if above isn't enough, i'm really not a person either to begin with.
>>24634952
Your either 30 something or 18 -23 range
>>24633836
Your 18, but its ok anon I am too ; )
>>24633393
25?
I hope you feel happy soon man
>>24633986
>>24634825
Whole thread through, this feel stings by proxy.
>Anamanaguchi - Endless Fantasy
>Fetish:Futa,Scat,Slob
>Last Fap: Danran (ANGEL Club 2015-03)
>Robot due to being a fat stunted weirdo.
>>24635330
Close with 30 something. Almost a wizard.
>Darkside - psychic
>fb photos, no fetish, kinda like skullfucking tho
>paranoid personality disorder, constantly think people are trying to kill me or harm me or are talking serious shit behind my back, not just gossiping. Only recently found out people actually like me and want me around them, but it takes one frown to make me think that they're plotting to kill me.
>I dont listen to a lot of music but i really love the Dark Souls 2 soundtrack
>Beastiality, Thighs, and Ass
>Major Depression, OCD, Anxiety, generally just hate people
10,000 Days by Tool
Bestiality
I don't try hard enough
Do me do me!
>>24636430
Last thing I fapped to was random manga on exhentai, I'm a robot because of my lack of will power to get up and talk to people, and my lack of experience with women.
Image related
Traps and trap accessories
Lack of social skills
Pic related
Amateur shit
Emotionless autist completely incapable of giving a shit about anyone's thoughts or life
>Isaiah Rashad Cilvia Demo
>i dont even remember or care i like submissive girls but porn is so played out senpai desu
>dad beat mom and a nigger raped me and the rest was just what was expected
>>24631068
>Either Metallica - Ride the Lightning or Sigh - In Somniphobia
>fat girls, fapped to Eliza Allure
>because im a depressed loser with no motivation. I could probably get laid, but that wouldn't make me un-depressed
>They Might Be Giants - Miscellaneous T
>Mistress T JOI vid where she was emphasising cum control
>non-existent self-esteem (I literally do not believe I deserve a non-robot life)
>>24635247
20, going to university doing a somewhat irrelevant degree. Has been on /r9k/ for a long time
>>24636567
Oh and my biggest fetish is pegging.
>favourite album
pic related
>fetish last thing fapped to
feet shit, dont remember last thing i fapepd to
>why you are a robot
i'm a neurotic paranoid fuck head with really bad anxiety problems with absolutely no social skills at all
>>24636567
Mid-Late 20s
>Saudade - Thievery Corporation
>incest, creampie
>apathetic and indifferent towards life and relationships
>>24636399
19, university dropout
>>24636586
fuck me forgot pic
>>24636601
23, because im guessing you were in university or in a crowd when bandcamp was a thing.
wrecking ball emmylou harris
drowning
became non corporeal
>>24636626
17, runs an ironic meme page on Facebook and has friends
>>24636588
I'm 20 years old and the robot can suck me
beastie boys - the in sound from way out
blowjobs, reverse cowgirl, ss doujins
apathy, apd
>>24636663
They Might Be Giants is something my dad used to listen to, but you still attributed your loserness to bullshit, meaning I thought you would be younger than 30
>>24631068
>Porter Robinson - Worlds
>Exhibitionism, last fapped to a petite asian woman dominating a man in public
>Bipolar II and severe ADHD (Can't converse off my meds; I break off into tangents mid-sentence or completely forget that I was talking to someone)
>I've never been into music like that, I just listen to vidya/anime OSTs like a fucking autist, and then occasionally background piano music when I want to be comfy
>lactation, traps, animal-on-woman bestiality
>I'm not ugly or extremely awkward and could probably get a girlfriend if I put effort into it, but I lack any ambition and and am a lazy neet who has never been able to properly connect with others and as such don't particularity want a girlfriend anyway
>>24631068
>favorite album
joanna newsom - ys
>fetish/last thing fapped to
trannies
>why robot
drunk
>>24636700
24
>>24637083
17
>>24637096
Uhhhh- what kind of drunk? what's your drink?
>>24637295
>Uhhhh- what kind of drunk? what's your drink?
whiskey and beer
>Of Montreal's False Priest
>Lolicon, loli panty shots
>Abusive childhood, mental illnesses in rest of life
>probably Empyrean by John Frusciante
>black chicks,gingers,feet. My friends sister.
>Depressed, OCD.
>>24637444
i think you are 21 yeaqrs old
>>24637506
Kinda close.
Can't really say I have a favorite album but I do fucking love Perturbator and have listened to most of their songs on spotify.
I have a futa fetish and the last thing I masturbated to was futabu! the animation.
Pretty much given up hope and now just want to be alone with suicidal thoughts and nihilistic feelings.
>incessant EP by noisia, mefjus & hybris
>girlfriend
>before I had a girlfriend, loneliness. But i guess i don't really have a reason anymore
>>24637401
mid 20s?
>posting favorite album
pic related
>fetish and last thing you fapped to
Having a gf that loves me
>why you are a robot
Lack of social skills, mediocre appearance.
>Charlie Parker with Strings
>pussyjob (dry humping but direct pussy to cock touching)
>cannot recover from disappointment and have no value for friendship with peers
>>24637750
yep, 26.
>Boston, but was definitely considering a couple others
>only irl fetish I have is probably long socks. Have a lot of hentai fantasy fetishes though
>last thing I fapped to was the idea of having my OC cute trap to fuck and they were loving me with all their heart
>I've never related to my peers. As a child, I had a few friends, but found myself relating more to those around a decade or more from my age. This only got worse when I changed schools and lost my friends. Followed that came years of being bullied, where I had no friends and my parents were kind of absent from my life. This time was also puberty, so needless to say, that time roughed me up quite a bit. Thanks to these circumstances and some features my parents both have that are robotic, I've been borne to be a robot. I don't have that much trouble randomly talking to strangers usually, but making friends is very hard for me. And making a romantic relationship is even harder. I'm absolutely terrified of romance, even though it's what I want most of all. So because of that, the only romantic experience I have is holding hands for one dance in 7th grade in which I think I was traumatized a bit because of my sweaty hands (I have a condition called hyperhidrosis which means my hands and feet sweat like a motherfucker). I also fear romance I think because I had nightmares of being raped at a semi-young age. Definitely think that fucked me up a bit, no pun intended.
>>24638143
Sorry for blogging
>>24636515
>reason you're a robot
I-I'm sorry
>>24631129
>meme grapes
>I'm a legit sociopath hurr
underage b& most likely
>>24632814
Boobs can't be a fetish you massive retard