God damn it I'm so sick of living in the boonies
>rednecks take all the QTS
>chuck e cheese is like 3 hours away so I had no childhood
>closest amusement park is 5 hours away
>closest major city is 7 hours away
>everywhere I drive I see broken down shacks in the woods and smell cow shit
>everyone here is obsessed with staring at tractors next to open fields and dead trees
>>24630087
>rednecks take all the QTS
Oh god how dare the people who harvest our food have anyone love them
Seriously thu they are actually crucial to our society whether or not you want them to beseeing as you already live there, why dont you help with food production too instead of just leaching
>>24630155
You can grow food on a roof top I don't care about meat
>>24630281
>implying thats enough food
>>24630353
Uh you don't realize that most agricultural shit is in urban areas all rednecks do is grow corn for gmos
>>24630516
>do is grow corn for gmos
>grow corn for genetically modified organisms
do you even understand anything
don't hate on rednecks just because they are better than you. start talking to them maybe they will take you muddin.
>>24630567
I don't want be one I want to go to miami
>>24630087
>closet major city 7 hours away
where the fuck you live alaska? it only took me like 8 hours to drive across 4 states. There has to be a city within 4 states of you.
>driving down an access road the other day
>not even dark yet, like 5pm
>see a deer on the non-woods side of the road
>slow down
>get a bad feeling that it's going to run across the road at anytime
>still slowly approaching, but it doesn't move
>get about 15 feet away from it
>that's when it decides to dart in front of car
>barely miss it, even though I was only going like 10mph
Deer hunters are my heroes. Kill as many of those stupid fuckers as you can.
>>24630155
Dude what. Just cause they are rednecks doesn't mean they are productive at all. I should know, I lived in Florida most of my life.
>just got a job in nyc
>commute 3 hours every day from my little town
>planning on moving there in a few months
>always hit on girls during the short times I'm there. They're all so beautiful and there's so damn many of them
I fap every day just thinking about it
>>24630155
>thinks rednecks are farmers and cattle ranchers
wew lad what's it like to live in a city your entire life?
>>24630516
> grow corn for gmo's
son, I don't know how to feel about this, but the word 'disappointed' comes to mind rather quickly
>>24630712
I'm assuming he's probably Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, or one of the Dakotas. Not a single town of over 200k in any of those states.
>>24630789
lol'd
>>24630957
god speed, anon.
>>24630807
>>24631047
>rednecks collect welfare
lol retard
