This marks my 7th year anniversary of the first time I masturbated at my grandmas house
>be 11
>at grandma's house for thanksgiving
>in shower soapy
>start stroking dick like they do in the movies
>feelsgood.jpg
>suddenly jizz
>earthshattering orgasm
>proceed to masturbate with everything in that house whenever I can
>every year I go back and jack off in that shower to commemorate the marriage of my hand and cock
>I'm 18 now and masturbated with the same brand of body wash and smell that she always has in there
Anyone else have a masturversary?
bumping tjisssfsg
I started masturbating too early in life to really remember. I would pull my ballsack back over my tiny dick and vibrate it.
>>24631013
I remember watching that episode of Dexter's Lab when he transforms his sister into his mother and my cock getting hard, I must have been 7 or 8. I didn't understand shit obviously but it felt good so I waited for it to rerun, video taped it and I'd watch it and rub my dick.
Once I figured out masturbation I had all kinds of really weird fetishes, and this was before I had access to internet porn much less quality 2d. Like worm parasites infesting someone, breast growth, dick girls, slug girls, cow girls with udders, minotaurs, boob vore, breast impregnation, it's really impressive the amount of fucked up shit I thought up to fap to before I got the internet. Honestly the playboy magazines kids kept out in the woods didn't really interest me that much, too vanilla.
Imagine my fucking glee when I found the internet and discovered that there are millions of people just as twisted as I am.
>>24629944
Nice dubs. I also regularly fiddled my dick in my grandmas bathroom. Glad to hear I'm not the only one.
>>24629944
Well, I can't remember the date but I remember the first time for sure
>Be in middle school
>start using body oil instead of lotion after my morning shower
>hand slips to dick
>feelsgreat.jpg
>oil up both hands and start playing with my dick
>ohfuckyes.gif
>I realized I was going to be late for the bus
>tuck hard dick into pants and walk up the street to the bus
>dick is hard most of the morning
>think broke it
