Assuming the fart reaches your nose.
>>24629682
yeah, but you lose virginity points.
i fantasize about a world in which males become allergic to oxygen and their lungs now rely on women's farts. all men are now tied with their lips locked to women's anuses and women have to give them lots of big gassy farts in order to keep them alive.
>>24629682
Obvious bait thread.
Girls cannot physically fart.
>>24629771
My dick is now diamonds. This is hot.
>girl farts near me
>become gay for a few weeks
its an interesting feel
i think farting is pretty gross but for some reason i can sometimes fap to it
can someone explain to me why
>>24630028
you love girl butts and the yummy air that comes out of them
It is a good question since most of sex is dealing with the awful smell
Big fragrant farts
>>24629682
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>>24630091
what the fuck is wrong with you folks
BBBRRAAAAAAPP!
>>24630153
there's nothing with with wanting to kiss and make love to beautiful butts. BRAAAP-bros share a level of intimacy with women's butts that you just can't comprehend
I had a girl fart near me and took the blame. Didn't get any pussy out of it but I rescued the fair maiden from embarrassment
All you need is fart
Fart is all you need
>>24630223
to me, this is so beautiful. i wish that THIS is what we saw when we spoke with women. like, instead of talking from their dumb faces, you would turn to see her beautiful butt cheeks and her gorgeous anus and you would talk to her butt and her butt would talk to you.
there's nothing more beautiful than butts. i want to give my life to a butt.
>>24630348
I'd like to sleep in a butt and maybe live in a butt, being a buttkeeper or buttler.
I wish I had licked all of my female teachers' buttholes starting in kindergarten
>>24629771
I'd want to be able to step back to admire the ass though
>>24630028
me again
it really turns me on when people talk about fart fantasies too, i dont know why
>tfw no farting gf
>>24630413
>buttler
bauahaha
>>24630153
Brerrrrrrrp * prrrrrre
>>24629682
No youre not a virgin any more, youve had anal sex you NORMIE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so how many of you robots have taken a blast directly to the face?
>>24630745
My sister sat on my face and farted directly into my nose. I cried because it smelled so bad. She had pants on
>My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
-James Joyce
