Ever got any bodily fluids on you? (sneeze, cough,urine, sweat, etc)
Pat on the head, hair stroking?
She farted near you?
Have you sat on a seat immediately after she sat there?
Brush up against them?
I kissed one before
I haven't left my house in 4 years, is this a valid answer
>>24629479
Do you have a female mail carrier? Maybe she touched your envelopes after masturbating or wiping her nose
I've rubbed the head of a girl before and she went felt anime hnnng gif
>>24629553
What are you saying homie?
>>24629430
I had a girl sit on my face last night
>>24629430
I don't remember the last time I spoke to a woman outside of work. Maybe the closest contact I've had with one is sweat from a fucking bus seat or some shit.
>>24629430
One time I hugged a girl.
A piece of long hair back in high school. I kept it in my pencil case. Her name was Celine.
>>24631199
One time I asked a girl if I could have a strand of her hair.
She actually gave it to me.
>>24629430
Hugs, her laying against me, cuddling, that's it.
>>24629430
Made out with a girl once.
Literally the highlight of my life
>>24629430
one time a girl licked my asshole.
it was weird
Dated 2 8/10 blondes senior year, I'm 19 now. Both of them fucked me over pretty bad and I'm scared to get emotionally close to any girls now, just the idea of it gives me massive anxiety
>>24631488
Do tell anon
Originality
A milf (20 years older) used to rub herself on me. Literally grabbing and pulling me so she could press her body against mine. She'd flip out if I touched her. A time or two I patted her on the head or rubbed her shoulder. I miss her; she stopped being friends after I REE'd on her one day. (she's a latina that married a rich dude and is very beautiful)
>>24631310
The abosolute woman
>>24629430
A girl sexually harassed me once and another girl almost knocked me off my seat with her butt.
gdsfdfds
>>24631688
testing trip
>>24631601
>be me on tinder
>get a 20 yo hostess to come over for wine
>we talk for about 30 minutes
>she clearly wants to fuck from the get go
>ok senpai
>go to my room and make out
>she tells me to sit back
>whatareyoudoing.jpeg
>she literally lifts up my legs
>i figure out whats happening.
>I say "I dont think you want to do that"
>she says "yes I do"
>starts to lick
>feels ok not a big deal not that great
>she tries a finger
>NOPE.png
>her: "so that's where you draw the line"
>Me: "yes"
>we fuck twice and I never spoke to her again.
before you ask Im not a robot obvi
>>24629430
Used to "accidentally" touch female asses in crowded places where there was no way for the woman to do anything about it.
It was years ago though. Now I don't visit crowded places, or any places really.
>>24631742
This is her btw bad to get it off my phone
>>24631812
The fuck's up with her arm?
>>24631812
Its outstretched? that's what arms look like.
one time in middle school I ran up and grabbed a friend's clothed tit
other than that just various hugs
>>24631812
Mirin bro. She could finger my ass anyday
>>24629430
Fucked a hooker once to lose my v. Overrated shit . I prefer wanking and watching Archer while eating Chinese takeaway prawns t.bh familio
>>24629430
We held one another and held hands, it kept us warm in the cold I reckon
It was nice for what it's worth
french kissed, touched her clothed vag, and grabbed her ass with both hands during making out
she was a 10/10 and i was so close to smashing
i miss her /r9k/
Oral, vaginal, and anal.
hugs, assgrabs, kisses, sit on lap, even tied up a girl once
but never penis in vagina
>>24629430
Had a gf once.
We fucked.
She sat on my face while jerking me.
I ate her ass.
It was pretty good 9/10 would do again
>>24629430
Handholding, kissing, lapdance, kneesitting, hugging, drinksharing
>normie invites me to the pub with his girlfriend
>go and just drink whisky while they make out at the other end of the booth
>she eventually puts her hand down his trousers and starts jacking him off
>people cant see because of the table
>get up to leave
>stacy pats the seat next to her, tells me to sit down
>too beta to say no
>she asks if i want a handjob too, just look blankly at the two of them
>she puts her hand down my trousers and starts going at it anyway
>cum in about 30 seconds, she laughs
>say im gonna go get us more drinks
>go home
ive spoken to both of them since, but its never been brought up
>>24629430
>sat on a seat immediately after she sat there
HYPERKEK
To be fair I would have noticed and enjoyed that not too long ago. Keep hope alive robots
A girl once just came up to me and huged me, i liked it. That was 12 years ago, not much since.
