>see random dick thread
>robots start posting their sizes
>EVERY FUCKING POSTER HAS A 7"+ DICK
Does anyone on this board actually have a small dick??
Moron.
Most people who post and talk about their dicksize in dick threads want to because they have bigger dicks. Guys with smaller dicks don't like how it >feels, and so they fuckoff to other threads
>>24629382
This, self-selection bias
>>24629356
i have a small dick, 5.5 inches
>>24629382
This. I already know my dick is small so I'm not going to go through the effort of taking a picture and uploading it so someone else can tell me it's small.
>>24629440
Are you fat? Push your fat pad back and that's your real penis size if you lose the weight.
>>24629382
But why would you care about how small your dick is on an anonymous image board?
I mean, those threads don't even attract girls, so there's no point in bragging about how big your dick is.
>>24629478
Nah i just have a little bit of a beer belly, i just have shit asian genes familia.
>>24629531
5.5 is pretty decent for asian. You could be a lot smaller.
7.5 x 6 here, I actually think the average is around 7. OP, we feel just as small as anyone else when we see bigger ones.
>>24629531
What the dude is saying is that the way the penis size is measured is by pushing the ruler into the fat pad
>>24629562
Why do you shitpost just to try and hurt other people and make them insecure?
>>24629356
>tfw 5.5
kill me senpaitachi
>girls get more attractive as dick size goes down
we're all going to make it
>>24629596
Like I have to push it right up to the bone? Because I bet if I do that it might be closer to 6"
>>24629560
Yeah I know it could have been worse but i also have a wide waist which isn't helping my case.
6x4.8 inches here. Literally had an asian girl giggle and call me penis "cute"
I don't understand tbqh
>>24629628
I'm not shitposting, I'm letting OP know that this feeling is something everyone has to go through and it isn't as big a deal as he thinks it is.
>>24629382
Or, and follow me on this, OR...
People lie on the internet. I know, sounds crazy. I mean, when I think millionaire trust fund kids I immediately think /r9k/, but maybe, just maybe, people here are telling lies.
4 and a half inches family
>>24629730
Fuck off, you know full well that 7 inches isnt the average penis size you fucking fruit
>>24629356
5.5 inches long, pencil tier girth
feels bad knowing even other robots are better sexually than me
>>24629820
What I'm saying is from my personal experience on here and reading other stuff - and yes I realize this is anecdotal - it seems to me that the average penis size is a little above 7 inches. I didn't state it as a fact, it's just a feeling I have.
>>24629778
Or... Its all of the above
>>24629847
How thick is pencil tier? Mine is 4.7 inches thick and it feels really anorexic
When you're measuring girth do you do it at the thickest point?
>>24629891
less than that
>>24629943
my girth is depressingly uniform
>>24629356
you fag you just want to see small dicks
Fembot here, I just wanted to let you guys know that most girls don't care very much at all about dick size, but if you do have a small one it really is best that you keep it under your hat.
what do you guys think is the REAL average size for caucasian males?
I think its 6.5 inches long bone pressed and 5 inches girth
>>24630080
How small does it have to be before I put a fedora on it?
>>24630080
>I've gobbled so many dicks that I know more about them than you do
Roastie plz
>>24630133
I haven't been with many guys but I would say 6" or less
I do OP, 2.5 long hard. I want to kill myself
>>24630546
This is quite awful.
Has a girl ever seen it? Do you even bother talking to girls?
>>24630625
No girl has ever seen it and they never will. I plan on being celibate my whole life because I don't want to experience a girl seeing it.
Why does the black qt look like she's achieved CHIM?
4.5incher reporting in. I have an azn gf though so it works out well enough.
>>24630757
Man, rarely do I feel bad for anyone on this fucking board, but I'm sorry, dude. No one deserves that.
6,3x5,1
I don't know.
So here's a question I have for you small dickers, how do you jack off when your hand covers the end of your penis?
I have a decent sized dick and usually I will grab the base of it with one hand while jacking off the rest of it with the other hand, I would think though that if your dick is too small for two hands it must get kinda rough since you are basically grabbing the sensitive end? How do the micropenis guys jack off? Do they just rub it like a clit or something?
>>24630757
>No girl has ever seen it and they never will
what if the person that is handling your dead body sees it and theyre a woman
i feel scared when i think about the fact someone will be handling my dead body in the future
also by handling i mean someone doing an autopsy or something or a mortician/undertaker
>>24630080
Why keep it under our hats if they don't care?
>>24630906
5.5 incher here so not that small. I wish I could jack off with two hands. It just does not really work.
>>24629778
when people are posting real pictures, they are not lying. Have a gander at my honest 7inch cock. Wanna call me a liar now?
you're in denial bro. sorry about the small dick.
>>24629778
could be, but there's really no reason to lie about something like dick size on an ANONYMOUS messageboard.
>>24630977
phimosis? Otherwise nice dick bro, nohomo
6 inches even here. I'm hoping to add another half inch or so once I get out of fat mode.
Any former fatasses here have any dick gains?
>>24630202
slut
slutblox
>>24631017
nah man it fully retracts. I just think it looks nicer with a bit of skin covering da tip.
fuck, I'm so gay, aren't I?
>>24630960
I'm 2.5 inches hard like that other guy. I used to fear about when I died and shit....people would finally see my little penis and laugh. But I had an experience just a few weeks ago actually where I tried to kill mysef (surprise surprise), I oded on pills. There were male and female nurses around me and I laid naked on the table, they had to put a catheter in me so they all saw my little dick and my fat body. I was going in and out of conciousness but I remember somoene playing with my soft dick then sticking the catheter in.
So Im over that fear now.
>>24630977
When we compare to Tyrone, we all have small dicks
>>24631213
i think doctors and nurses see so much shit they dont judge people
>>24630202
5.1 is the global average you fucking roastie whore
>>24630977
it looks like a sickly large yellow worm
My dick is 6" at best, but I'm also not a robot and have a wife. It only bothered me when I watched porn, before I became sexually active. In reality /most/ women don't care as long as it's thick and you can into foreplay.
Of course, some DO care, just like they care about weight or height.
>>24631363
>they don't care....AS LONG AS IT'S THICK LELELEL!!!!!
Can we please stop saying they don't care? They do. Women care about your penis size. It does matter.
6x5.4. Pretty average. Kinda girthy. Can't complain.
So this thread made me want to measure my dick, apparently I'm a little short of 8 inches but I always thought my dick was pretty average.
>started out a little under 5"
>a around 5.5" after using a bathmate
I-I'm getting there
I honestly want to be able to have a literal dick-waving competition. Some asshole, especially someone tall, fucking with me, then I just whip it out in front of the woman
>>24631497
Be real careful. From what I've heard, its makes your dick discolored and in some cases, limop
>>24631463
pictures or it didn't happen.
ITT: Sissies
>>24631497
Does that thing increase your girth? Because that's literally all that matters
>>24629356
my dick is so small it's a clit
>>24629855
it appears like that because the only people who talk about their dicks have bigger than average dicks you fucking autist
>>24629356
average is about 5 to 6 inches
everyone who said 7+ is either lying or one of the few confident enough to post theirs on the thread
Is nothing wrong with 5 inches. I am thinking you are just use to porn size, yes?
But I am small 5'4 so maybe is different.
>>24632137
>>24631497
This, I've been trying to find any way to increase my penis stats. I don't understand why /r9k/ always talks about penis sizes but never talks about methods in which to increase them. Even experimental methods that may or may not work, there are actually several.
Are the results permanent? Or do they go away after a while. After pumping up your penis do you see immediate short-term gains?
>>24632205
Hey Hiro, you forgot your name
>>24632137
Probably, I just checked, maybe I gained like 1/4" in circumference at the very most, vs like a 1/2" in length.
>>24632320
What is Hiro?
Black guy here.
I am like 5.7" and not very girthy. Shit sucks.
>>24632350
having a black cock automatically gives you an extra inch-2inches in the eyes of women. Didn't you know that?
thay jus wan dat blak cock ya hear bruv?
>>24632246
Mine seem permanent, but I haven't stopped for more than a week or so. I've been at it around half a year, pumping on an irregular every-other-day schedule (if you pump hard you get this weird skin stretching and fluid build up which goes away in a day, or less if you jerk it out).
The short-term results are interesting, it swells up, but it's gross and feels bad to the touch. After it's back to normal everything is fine. I haven't had any erection issues, they might have gotten a little better but that could be for other reasons (confidence, I'm just jerking off more in general than a year ago, whatever)
>>24632339
I didn't think it was Hiro until he posted this obvious cover up.
Confirmed
>>24632379
I still am not understanding? Please exlain.
>>24629356
Sub 4'' reporting in.
>>24629356
7.5x5 here, don't let your cawk size impact your self esteem, even though im good looking, have a big cawk and good around women Im still depressed as fuck.
I didn't mention, I pump HARD. Like probably way too hard. Doesn't cut off blood flow or anything, but definitely feels like it should. If I don't shave regularly it hurts pressing on the hair and doesn't get as good of a seal. I just use a buzzer, and it nicks me sometimes. No razors needed.
>>24632624
>>24632624
How do I know you're not a bathmate shill sent to lie to body dysmorphic robots?
Mind timestamping your bathmate?
>>24632853
No timestamp, you'd start asking for dick pics.
>>24632890
why can't you time stamp the bathmate?
I don't want to see your dick I want to see a timestamp.
Confirmed for bathmate shill
>>24633144
Fuck your shit, nigger
Pic related
>>24630977
time stamp it and people might believe you.
>>24629478
you mean I've actually been 7 inches all along? topkek
>>24633334
Then you'd just say I can't prove it made my dick longer until I post dick pics. I know exactly what you're doing
Rate?
Original content. Fuck the robit.
Mine is about 4 inches or so.
It doesn't matter anyway because nobody will ever see it but me.
>>24629891
>How thick is pencil tier? Mine is 4.7 inches thick and it feels really anorexic
lol wut, 7 aint average. I'm 7 and 80% of girls I been with have commented on size. Also most guys in porn have 7 or so dicks. You really think porn hires avg dick size?
Your opinion and "feeling" is retarded and you should kill yourself for being so fucking dumb. How does someone so dumb even get through life?
>>24629356
8.5 inches here.... My one redeeming quality... And the only reason I'm not a Virgin.
>>24629356
>people dont lie on the Internet
Are you really this dumb? It's all about camera angles
>>24629356
You retards are delusional. Mine is 6.5 inches and I've had trouble penetrating girls. Anything over 5 inches is fine.
>>24629440
Gotcha beat. 5.24 sucka
>>24629356
>tfw decently sized when hard, but two inches when soft
Shit sucks.
>>24630977
Lol quit being such a dumbass
People on here do tricks or angles to make their tiny wee wees look bigger.
Rule of thumb: if they aren't grabbing their penis with their whole hand then it's small. Comparing objects is also a false shitty move. Anyone can make their dicks bigger with a monster can
>>24633168
Lmao you mist be 400 lbs
>>24629440
5.5 or 14cm here
5 inches here. Im kinda concerned about it but thank god i dont look that bad.
>>24630757
I know your feels dude
I went to a prostitute once but I got so uncomfortable and insecure that I just ran away as soon as she saw it
>>24637206
Most guys who say they have anything larger than 6.5 inches are most likely lying. Every picture ive seen with guys here claiming that, they either angle the ruler or camera, or they put part if the ruler under their ballsack to make it start further down the ruler. Its pathetic really
>>24637256
I'd be happy with a 4 with some decent girth
Instead I have a babydick
>>24629356
here u go senpai, I'm 4.5" x 4.5"
>>24630977
I don't doubt that some people here have large penises since 4chan is a pretty big place but almost everyone claims to be in the 99th percentile.
>>24637910
hahaha wow you poor baby cocked fucker
>>24639317
I'm worse than that, my dick retracts inside like a lizard dick and all what is left is 2 cm of skin
6.7 x 5.5 but i weight 220 lbs. It looks pretty average-ish
>>24629356
No you stupid fucking newfag, but the only people who are willing to post their dicks probably have a good body image, at least in regard to THAT part of them and having a big dick, nice abs, et fucking cetera tends to lend itself well to a positive body image regarding that particular part of your anatomy.
>>24637910
Would blow and beg for a load on my mouth/10
ITT: People with fully functional 4+inch dicks who think that they're inferior because they have "small" dicks.
3 inch master race checking in
>>24629356
That's because people that want to show off gather there, people under the show-off range has a tendency to not join in on the circle-jerk.
>muh 5.1 inch average
aha ha hah h haa ha
>tfw under 4 inches and thin as fuck
A-at least it's easier to hide when I have a boner, haha, r-right guys?
>>24630757
>I don't want to experience a girl seeing it
You're right to not want to experience that. I've had it happen twice where a girl sees it and laughs. And I'm a little over an inch longer than you.
>>24630906
>how do you jack off when your hand covers the end of your penis
I jack off with hand in pic related shape. Except with index and middle finger to my thumb instead of just index finger.
>>24630977
Amirong or amirite?
As long as it gets the job done, what's the problem?
If you pack more than 3" inches be fucking grateful.
>>24629356
can you update the chart for what the real measurements are
girls cant estimate for shit
that "8 inch" is probably 6 etc
Quick tip for making penis slightly bigger for a short amount of time, have a really hot shower. Makes my dick go up half an inch and thicker.
I post in dick size threads pretending to have a 7" dick to spread feelings of insecurity among people who have average sized dicks. I have a 5.5" dick.
>4.5x4.5
truly suffering
>>24641592
Who is this semen demon?
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Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
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Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
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Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
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Who is this schlong sentinel?
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Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this tally wacker packer?
Who is this schlong sorcerrer?
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Who is this male reproductive organ Gorgon?
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Who is this ding dong dungeon?
Who is this scrotum totem?
Who is this ballsack knapsack?
Who is this testicle vestibule?
Who is this ball butter nutter?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
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nothing worse than being an Asian man
>>24632350
Not every girl who likes black guys wants to jump on a huge dong at the same time if they've never been with a hung guy or are petite. Some are attracted to the lips, skin color, or the culture, or maybe some other quality in particular. You're probably some femanon's dream come true
someone post a 7+ inch cock with a timestamp then faggots
>>24642092
Actually, being white and black is worse. Lower IQ, lower life span, higher rates of depression, etc.
That penis map was debunked many times. It cites flacid asian dicks.
I am an Asian with a 7''+ dick. I can confirm if you want pics.
>>24643570
>Asian penises are generally smaller than Caucasian ones, each measuring, on average, shorter than 10cm with a full erection. Hence, a penis with a length of about 11.5cm when fully erect is considered normal.
post it then faggot
>>24643570
Just how mad are you Mr.Lee??
http://klaq.com/worldwide-penis-survey-heres-the-chart-were-talking-about-this-a-m/
>>24630133
>>24630202
i dont agree, its really not noticeable until = 4" or less and even then its a nonissue if you connect with the person
>>24629778
This too.
A lot of people claiming to be huge are lying
A lot of people posting photos of "their" huge cock are actually posting random guys' cockpics they found online because they like pretending to be huge online
none of these pics are ever timestamped or anything, they could come from anywhere
>>24643730
>http://klaq.com/worldwide-penis-survey-heres-the-chart-were-talking-about-this-a-m/
Not that mad honestly, Johnson. Though I am mad that I just had a LoL game full of trolls Alistar mid...
Here are measures of ERECT Asian penises.
5.3 inches; Department of Urology, Chosun University, South Korea: http://www.koreamed.org/SearchBasic.php?RID=1020KJU/1998.39.11.1061&DT=1
5.5 inches; Department of Urology, Beijing Medical University, China: http://www.scribd.com/doc/103023459/Chinese-Study-1990
5.3-5.4 inches; Department of Urology, Beijing Medical University, China: http://www.scribd.com/doc/103024071/Chinese-Study-1993
5.3 inches; Department of Urology, Beijing Medical University, China: http://www.scribd.com/doc/104414559/Chinese-Study-1994-3
The study used in that penis map was the Seoul Municipal Boromae Hospital Department of Urology study of men with self esteem issues regarding their penises. The the size of the stretched flacid penis there was 3.8 inches.
Here are some western penis studies for comparison. If I took the smallest one, we could pretend Whites have micro dicks
>>24629628
because he's a terrible human being basically, same as lots of people here
I'm glad desu, terrible people like that reconfirm my desire to never associate with anybody IRL
>>24644124
3.7 inches; University of Alberta, Canada; University of Toronto, Canada: http://www.scribd.com/doc/29971609/The-Relationships-Among-Height-Penile-Length-and-Foot-Size
5.1 inches; Department of Urology, St. Mary's Hospital, UK: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1464-410X.2002.02974.x/full
5.6 inches; Western General Hospital, UK; Edinburgh and St John's Hospital, UK: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21711435
5.2 inches; The Harriet Lane Handbook, John Hopkins University, USA: http://www.jpedhc.org/article/S0891-5245(09)00140-0/fulltext#tbl1 http://www.copeson.org.mx/medicos/Harriet_Lane.pdf
4.9 inches; University of California School of Medicine, San Francisco, USA: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8683783
5.4 inches; Tel Aviv-Sourasky Medical Center, Israel: http://www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v12/n6/abs/3900627a.html
5.6-5.7 inches; Department of Urology, University of Essen, Germany: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11182344
4.9 inches; University of Florence, Italy: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11223678?dopt=Abstract
5.3 inches; Italian Society of Andrology, Italy: http://www.falloplastica.net/fp/content/dimensioni-pene.asp?layout=1
The only BLACK PENIS study I could find from a legit hospital was this one:
5.3 inches; Department of Surgery, Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Nigeria: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17191423?dopt=AbstractPlus
The citations on the penis map for the larger sizes were online surveys.
Also I need some time to recover, since I just fapped. I will post my golden rod in 30min-1 hour.
>>24644145
>Also I need some time to recover, since I just fapped. I will post my golden rod in 30min-1 hour.
is this normal for most people? idk what it is but i can get hard in about 5 mins after i cum
>>24629356
About 10 cmI have given up on life familia
>>24645017
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10cm_(band)
>>24644173
I'd honestly say this is about 80-85%. Posting my dong on r9k isn't the biggest thrill.
>>24644173
Yea. Your were born with an above average dick regen stat.
>>24643730
Also, how would they know the penis size of North Korea?
I'm around 7-7.5 inches, depending on how hard I press the ruler against the top of my dick.
Haven't actually measured thickness because it feel autistic to get a tape just for that, but I estimate it to be around 6 inches.
I still feel like I'm doing something wrong during measurement and perhaps ending up with more than I should, and still somewhat insecure because of all the porn I watch.
My gf thinks I'm huge but she's watched very little porn and only had a few partners before me.
>>24645042
>The name of the band, 10 cm, refers to height difference of the two core members
What are you trying to tell me, anon?
>>24645124
exactly same here brah i'm 5.7 inches girth and if i push it down it can go 7.5 if im hard enough it seems to be 7.2 most of the time if i dont push down hard
>>24645217
they are south korean band. that's not the real reason for their name
reminder that small dicks used to be considered way more aesthetic
>>24645307
hes not hard in the pic lad the average flaccid cock is like 3.5 inches
>>24645307
Small dicks were considered more civilized. The original ooga booga black dicks and big viking dick meme were a result of Roman aesthetic tradition. Statues were made with small dicks, because to do otherwise would be vulgar and would detract from the beauty of the face, adonis belt, and other parts of the body.
>>24642092
Wait I'm in the average range? This changes everything.
>>24645243
Alright, but next time you post music make sure it's not indie shit
>>24630080
>girls don't care very much about it
When will this meme die girls definitely do when it comes to ONS and who they're willing to sleep with. When it comes to sexual attraction, no author writes those stupid erotic fictions that you probably read and says how small the main male character is.
We're not talking about bfs in these instances.
>>24633631
>only been with one girl
>only one commented on my size
I think it was because she knew I was a virgin. The other two I know they didn't care
>>24633631
>How does someone so dumb even get through life?
We don't anon, that is why we're here
Would you suck a BAC?
>>24642092
hahaha Amerilards have small benis
>>24645834
that map was debunked. so many times.
>>24646024
source for that ameribro?
theres this weird thing people do called lying
you should try it sometime it makes life a whole lot easier
>>24646160
whos going to lie for no benifit
>>24646160
ego is always a benefit faggot
I don't understand how people think that 5.5, the average penis size, is small. 4.5 here. I think my low self esteem developed separately, but it wipl always remind me that I will never have a healthy relationship.
>>24646231
Fellow smallfag here, yeah it demoralizes me even more. I think that even if I got a relationship it would be awful due to my size. Therefore I don't see a point of trying in the first place
>>24629356
Ive seen 2 of these dick rate charts and every time they make my dick diamonds, anyone got anymore?
>>24646439
hot right famamalm
>>24646567
This is the only other one I got. Also I always use the visualiser
>>24646669
6-7 isn't average
