>ask friends for a marijuana contact
>get the name of the dealer
>report the dealer to crime stoppers
>just got a $450 reward check in the mail because he was dealing other drugs as well and was given a 3-year sentence
>act pissed off at friends that they gave me the number to someone being arrested
>he apologizes for it, saying the dude was an idiot anyway
>he offers me a beer instead
Nice job OP. I thought about doing the same thing. Fuck druggies
How does crime stoppers even work? I know a heroin dealer who burned me and I'm determined to ruin his life. If I could make some dosh doing that, that would be awesome.
>>24628998
I legitimately did this for spending money when I was in college.
Did it four times before 99% of the people who had drugs to sell stopped selling them to anyone on campus.
Got about $3000 for my trouble too.
>ask friends if they want to go out to eat
>they all decline because they said they're going to be busy that day
>go to Buffalo Wild Wings by myself
>see friends sitting at a table
>they start snickering and laughing when they see me eating 12 boneless chicken wings by myself
>>24629072
>>24629081
>>24629022
You have to be careful. If anyone finds out you've been tipping the police off, you could get in serious trouble.
>>24629105
My only) friend is a cop. I don't give a fuck anymore
>>24629105
This guy is a strung out pussy. He doesn't know where I live, and I don't even live in the same city as him. I think I'm safe.
>>24629072
It's pretty easy. Call in to the hotline, given them your info and he illegal shit that's about to go down, they send you money if the crime happens/they get arrested.
They'll only send you money if you fill out a form later saying you'll testify in open court, which it never gets to since the guy getting charged will always plea out.
>>24629133
What makes you think you are safe gringo?
>>24629140
What happens if you do have to show up in court?
Everyone will know you ratted out a drug dealer for money . A lot of customers are going to be pissed. The drug dealer's friends and family will never forgive you.
>>24629133
Snitches get stitches faym
>>24629084
they don't sound like friends to me
>>24629140
Eh, fuck it. Not worth getting my name on shit. I'll just report him the old fashioned way.
>>24629105
If they don't want to end up in a body bag they better stay the hell away from me.
Maybe one day they'll find God and stop being greedy degenerates.
Otherwise I got a nice .45 for their fucking junkie heads.
>>24629221
Guns protect people from people with smaller guns.
>tfw in love with Katya
I'm in love with a person I don't even know. ;_;
Fuck snitches and anyone who makes their problem other people's problem
>>24629133
>only friend is a cop
pathetic. him and yourself probably got bullied together
>>24629233
Yes, because your .45 is magical and would protect you from someone walking up while you aren't looking and shooting you in the back. Yes you're more protected than someone who's unarmed, but if someone wants to gun you down, they'll find a way to do it.
>>24629256
You don't know jack-dicks about aiming shut the fuck up.
>>24629277
actually we did the bullying
>>24629258
not saying she's a bitch, but she could just be someone you probably won't get along with in real life. As in you don't think she's funny. She doesn't get your sense of humor. she may be the smarter one. you could be the smarter one. Cultural differences. Her social status might be too much for you. Your lack of social status might be a turn off for her. Or she could be really immature, shallow, or
>>24629233
>Otherwise I got a nice .45 for their fucking junkie heads.
Ah the hardass.
They won't hit you at home. Too obvious and leaves too much evidence. The high level guys will track you and do an old fashioned drive by at night.
Let the cops earn their pay.
>>24629274
I'm only going to snitch because this faggot stole $330 from me and there's no way I could get money back from him. He literally never has that much money on him, and he always needs money fronted for drugs, so I couldn't just rip him off. I'm not hardcore enough to kidnap him, make him take me to his dealer, and then rob them.
So the state police are going to get a little Christmas present thanks to my vindictiveness.
>>24629309
>twenty fifteen
>not open carrying
phaggot
>>24629309
Unless he's reporting on legit organized crime Mexicans or niggers, that's not really an issue. And I really doubt he was.
>>24628998
D E V I-
...
This is H E R O I C
>>24629340
All the easier to spot the guy with a free weapon once you kill him. 2 homies pull guns from 15 back while you are walking and unload. Dead before you can turn to face them.
>>24629340
What exactly makes you think OCing will make you bulletproof?
Anyway, OCing makes you look retarded. I like guns and believe completely in the right to carry open or concealed, but walking around town with an open pistol just makes you look like a jackass. Just get a damn CC holster.
>>24629360
>legit organized crime
>niggers
>>24628998
>that perfect single jointed thumb.
mmm.
>>24629407
They have organized dealers employed for higher up people. Sure there's white organized crime too, but from my experiences in small and medium sized towns, it's not like some 30 something white dope dealer has anyone who gives a fuck about his business other than him.
>>24629360
>>24629407
The local redguards have been known to take out people who are witnesses or have reported them to the police. The most recent case was 2 guys whacking a girl and injuring her BF as they walked out of her house.
The cops and media know the head redguard ordered it, but the 2 they caught are not talking, and there is no other evidence.
>>24628998
Great job!
>>24629105
They have no clue that it was OP
>>24629457
Living in a shithole must suck
I'm going to build a bulletproof Batman costume and beat the crap out of drug dealers and other criminals at night.
Wish me luck lads.
>>24628998
>they find out you snitched
>dealer's buddies find you
>they brutally murder you and set your house on fire
That's the only reason I don't turn in the drug house a few blocks from me. The meth lab will probably explode some day, but hey i'm not their neighbors.
>>24629501
You realize that if you get shot through a bullet proof vest, it still hurts like fuck, right? If you got hit several times, you'd be knocked on your ass rolling around in pain.
>>24629514
Is there kids there? If so, please tell CPS at least.
>>24629545
>modern steel plate armor (legal, easy to obtain and affordable in the US)
>you'd be knocked on your ass rolling around in pain
lol no
expecially not by small caliber firearms (.22, .45, 9mm)
you won't even feel those
and I doubt thugs carry armor-piercing rifle rounds, unless they are Los Zetas of course
>>24629597
Yes, so you'll be walking around in a fuckhuge, heavy Batman costume with steal plate. If they decided you were a threat, they would just run away. Why are you convinced you're fucking superhuman?
>>24629492
Actually one of the most livable cities in the US. The redguards keep to themselves and the only people white guys kill are their wives.
>>24629084
you know bufffalo wild wings does take out? I order online all the time because I would never sit at a table by myself like some loser.
>>24629634
I'm fit as fuck, plus armor and guns.
If criminals run away I'm still messing with their business. They will repent, one way or another.
>>24629514
>used to live across the street from a drug house
>mfw a SWAT team raided it in the middle of the day
That was a pleasant distraction to my regularly scheduled shitposting. I didn't snitch, though. Not sure how they got caught. The nigs that were constantly coming and going from the drug house never caused me any problems. I once witnessed a chimp out on their patio that culminated in a stabbing, that was pretty funny.
>>24629700
I wish you could realize how laughable you are. If you actually go after random criminals armed with a gun, the cops are going to take you down so fast it isn't even funny. Or is running from the cops another one of your special abilities?
>>24628998
worst thing i hate more than drugfags are beerfags
>>24629757
I work with the cops, buddy ;)
Who do you thing they want to catch? Some vigilante or dangerous drug dealers?
>>24629814
Hahahaha. Grow up, retard.
>>24629233
Uh oh! We got a tough guy with a gun here!
Why is every gun own other than myself a gun owner just to make them self feel tough? I bet you go to the bar or some other gathering, start a fight, then when it comes time to fight you just pull out your gun.
>>24629841
>being this asshurt
Criminals are the lowest scum, they can only hope to kill unharmed men, women and children.
A man with enough brain, money and equipment could single handedly end all their activities in a matter of weeks, provided the cops do not interfere.
I'm more scared of messing with some FBI informant than kicking the living shit out of some roided up moron selling weed or crack cocaine.
>>24629922
selling weed or crack cocaine doesn't impede on other individual's rights though
>>24629501
Why not make a Pepe costume instead.
Do it for r9k.
>>24629922
I'm not asshurt about you wanting to fuck with criminals. I just think your little fantasy is cute.
>>24629922
>A man with enough brain, money and equipment could single handedly end all their activities in a matter of weeks, provided the cops do not interfere.
I'm more scared of messing with some FBI informant than kicking the living shit out of some roided up moron selling weed or crack cocaine.
>>24629922
I almost I could authorize you do go on your murder-rampage, but you'd probably kill innocent civilians and generally destroy property with your edgy little delusions.
>>24629922
Okay, be honest. Is this some kind of elaborate bait? You're going full autist right now.
>>24629989
Why not a bulletproof frog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhcUK_R-Lac
Sweet Normie Justice
>h-h-hey fwiends
I live in flint.
The guy was selling heroin but his dad is a crooked cop.
I gave a bum $300 to stab the guy with a hookshank.
I'm pretty sure it was the winter of 2009. Crazy stuff.
>>24629999
>>24630031
>>24630044
>>24630061
do you unironically believe petty drug dealers are some kind of fearsome death cult or what?
that's laughable
they're some of the most petty and ignorant people out there, anyone with sufficient resources could kick their asses, again IF the police does not come for you
whether you like it or not, my plan is all but unrealistic
these people you fear so much are just humans with guns, and a human with a gun can be killed easily by another human with a gun
>>24630204
You gave a bum money for something and then expected him to actually do it afterwards?
>>24630235
He did do it, sorry I didn't clarify.
>>24628998
>>24629022
>>24629072
>>24629081
>>24629133
>>24629137
>>24629140
I can tell most of you guys are going to be killed within a year or so.
Nice little cash rewards are cool and all, but is $300-$400 in snitch money really worth getting brutally shot and possibly having your loved ones getting hurt in the process?
>>24630216
You're completely misunderstanding the issue. No one is saying that drug dealers are like that. We're just laughing at you for your delusional autistic fantasies.
>>24630260
u mad bro? lol
>>24630260
These are low level drug dealers not fucking cartels in Mexico you retard.
>>24629922
>A man with enough brain, money and equipment could single handedly end all their activities in a matter of weeks, provided the cops do not interfere.
But in doing so you would become a criminal, because what you are proposing to do is a crime.
>>24630291
Nah, just trying to save your asses with a little advice is all.
>>24630260
This guy here >>24629137
The guy I'm going to report is a fuck up with no friends, nothing. He only knows my first name, I don't even live near him. I won't give him direct proof I reported him, and I'll be doing the report anonymously. What exactly makes you think there's some massive amount of inherent risk involved in that?
>>24630277
>delusional autistic fantasies.
again, you're under the assumption that what I say cannot be done
yeah, I don't have a Navy SEAL training and I'm not rich enough for gadget and weaponry
but someone who has such things can easily bring down organized crime
just out yourself, pot smoker
>>24630308
>not realizing that there's literally a shit fucking ton of dangerous street gangs all over the U.S.
You really need to get out more.
>>24630260
>DON'T FUCK WITH ME ILL KILL YOU
Shut up you faggot botchboi, people like you don't do shit
>>24629922
Senpai, if you really want to go all vigilante then Punisher style is the only thing even remotely realistic. Anything else will get you killed.
Punisher style will also get you killed.
>>24630333
So you're admitting that in terms of yourself, this is all just delusional autistic fantasies. You're dodging the issue. Yes, it's technically possible. But the cops would go after you extremely quickly, you'd never get away with it.
But when it comes to you, it's nothing more than an edgy little fantasy.
>>24630260
This anon is just mad because I turned in his brother
Dont be a cunt OP
Just because you don't agree with something doesn't mean you gotta fuck up someone else's shit
>>24630216
Lmao, I look forward to hearing about your death on the news.
>>24630333
>pot smoker
kek what an insult, anon
>>24630308
Have you ever gotten jumped before? I feel like you're getting all of your info from movies...
>>24630371
Fair enough.
>>24630460
DUDE WEED LMAO
DRUGS ARE FUN, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M FUNDING MURDERERS AND MADMEN WHO KILL PEOPLE ALL THE TIME
>>24630478
I don't think you understand how the weed business works.
>>24630314
Any mutual contacts?
They could get into contact with that mutual person (say, maybe the person who introduced you to them) and ask for your address, or whatever else. Then, later on fuck up your shit.
Also, couldn't you have just used a fake first name?
>>24629922
yet another example of why most robots have no friends
>>24630427
>Just because you don't agree with something doesn't mean you gotta fuck up someone else's shit
This makes no sense.
Believing that something is wrong and not acting upon it is even wronger than not finding it wrong.
>>24630340
>>24630400
Except I wasn't trying to threaten anyone, you fucking imbeciles.
These are things that actually happen given if you snitch on the wrong people. You all keep acting like there's no dire consequences if all you're doing is snitching from left and right. It's just common sense, plain and simple.
>>24630501
No mutual contacts. And forgive me for not using a fake name when meeting a drug dealer. People don't usually do that shit. I met him online on a place where drug dealers can find clients, and I'm willing to just nuke the whole fucking thing to see him go down.
>>24630478
except youre not.....
Only dealers who sell shit like crack, heroin, meth, etc, are involved in violent crime.
Even if there have been deaths involved with weed, it doesn't mean people who smoke are supporting that shit, most of it comes from farms and dispensaries, even people's fucking houses.
Get out of your mummy's basement for once, anon, if anything you're more likely to be a "madman" than someone who sells bud.
>>24630478
The person who grows my weed is a white farmer in the mountains who doesn't own any guns, so...
>>24630522
>I wasn't trying to threaten anyone
Just being passive aggressive like the female you are
>>24630577
>>24630583
>>24630499
Pathetic spinless subhumans. Anyone involved in the drug trade is responsible for the deaths of many. 150,000 killed in Mexico because of this shit.
I wish you get testicular cancer.
>>24630621
Hahahahahahahahahaha women, omg can you believe them, hahahahahahaha, good thing my life is so great :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
>>24630478
Hahaha holy shit you have NO idea what you're talking about
>>24630644
Because buying weed from a grower who works at a pizza joint is somehow subsidizing hit squads in Mexico
>>24630644
>spinless
First of all, weed doesn't even count as a drug, let's be real.
Second of all, it's 2015, most people support legalization and can see that all the "problems" with weed are caused by it being illegal, and if you can't you're just as dense as all the Jesus freaks.
>>24630520
YOUU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE>>24630644
>>24630644
>150,000 killed in Mexico
Most of the people that are killed were involved in the syndicate in some way. The black market exist solely because of the faggy war on drugs bullshit
>>24630653
I can't infer your gender, but I can tell you're a real unpleasant person IRL. No wonder you're shitposting on 4chan.
>>24630666
>it's 2015
>>24630696
And many others were people who got caught in the crossfire.
>>24630644
wishing cancer upon people you never have and never will meet? Using the word "subhuman"?? Jesus fuck, how autistic are you?
>>24630644
>Anyone involved in the drug trade is responsible for the deaths of many.
Thanks for letting you know about politicians who advocate drug prohibition.
>>24630715
>And many others were people who got caught in the crossfire.
Like every fucking war in the entire fucking planet. Did you know there are thousands of civilian caught in the crossfire during the war on terrorism? Why aren't you complaining about that?
>>24630666
>see that all the "problems" with weed are caused by
the faggot subcultures that praise it. It's not weed, it's the smokers. It's you, and you know it. everyone knows it. That's why the debates are always so heated
It's culture vs culture, and fuck yours.
This pasta is on int
>>24630718
>wishing cancer upon people you never have and never will meet?
why would I ever want to meet idiotic, junkie crime apologists?
>Using the word "subhuman"?
you are, you are literally a person who would rather see more dead people than stop doing drugs
that fits pretty much anyone's definition of subhuman
>>24630721
yeah drug trade is a no-profit organization and everybody loves eachother
ahah go outside sometimes pal
>>24630718
Most normie comment ever.
Get back to reddit and stop taking shit so seriously, god damn.
>>24630666
>most people
My state (Ohio) just voted it down nearly 2:1.
It's purely based on area. Young people are just more vocal and obnoxious because social media culture is based on
>Look at me!
>HERE IS MY OPINION IM SHARING IT WITH EVRERYONEEEE!!!!
>>24630769
People who smoke weed aren't junkies, no ones ever been addicted to weed to the same degree as people with crack or heroin addictions. If there have been cases of that, they clearly must have had psychological issues, which I'm starting to think you have for caring so much about how other people spend their lives.
And again, smoking marijuana does NOT mean you're supporting dangerous crime in any way, as most marijuana comes from medical dispensaries, people's homes who grow it, or farms on which it's grown.
Don't listen to everything the media tells you, and don't try to shit on other people for doing something you know nothing about.
You should all be commended for your efforts.
Where does everyone live? I would like to buy yous a drink.
>>24630870
It's the first amendment, and I'm just arguing that people who smoke aren't supporting violence or cartels,
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24630879
>no ones ever been addicted to weed to the same degree as
you're still an addict though, fuck off junkie faggot
who cares if you're for or against the ganja?
Waifus are all that matter!
Waifus are all you need!
Nobody really cares much
If you like to smoke weed!
>>24630929
I never said they can't or shouldn't voice themselves. I'm just saying you're viewing a vocal minoritiy as the majority.
>>24630978
I got both and I'm gonna celebrate both just to spite this assblasted faggot ITT.
>>24630974
k
at least im happy with my life
and if you really wanna better the world you should spend more time arguing to help people fight addiction than criticizing others
faggot
;)
this shits getting too intense, nobody gives a shit about either opinion
everyone needs to just chill out.....by smoking a nice bowl of kush :)
>>24628998
>use the hotline on shit tier nigger dealers that rip you off and don't give you the exact amount you paid for
>use said money you just gained from the hotline on drugs from more competent dealers
>>24630260
>done it multiple times
>even gotten dinner from cops taking me out as a thank you
Yeah lay one finger near me and you're dead kiddo, they don't fuck around here and like to shoot niggers.
>>24630113
I wouldn't want anyone, even a normie, to live that life, he will be more of a robot than any man before him...
So long fellow traveler.
>>24628998
Lol I did this all the time to take out the competition
Used that money to buy weight and profit
Quit the biz now, but I still report faggots for fun and vidya money
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>>24630216
>do you unironically believe petty drug dealers are some kind of fearsome death cult
Unironically and everything.
As a degenerate, I'm not that offended by what you did, $450 is enough for a top tier hooker, good job.
what kind of world is this where its not safe to be a neighborhood drug dealer anymore?
>>24628998
Is that Katya hot off the press? This is the 4th time I've seen it tonight.
>>24630313
THANK you kind gentlesir! *ttip*
>>24629308
"She" could have a penis.
>>24629999
Dont mind me brobot just checking these quads
>>24628998
Im going to do this right next chance.
>>24633491
It's a couple months or maybe even a year old
>>24629084
I hate to break it to ya senpai, but they are Not your friends. That is what is called fake friends. They are the same type of people who would steal from you or do other types of malicious shit.
>>24630204
>NO PLEASE, NO!
>ain't nothing personnel
>AAAHH! WHO SENT YOU?
>what? oh, some guy gave me 300 bucks
i go to uni and why does most weed dealer I run across are autistic neets whats the point of selling drugs if u have no friends
>reporting robits
whats the point? even "supposed robots have no loyalty
>>24638164
Because it pays for their weed so they can constantly smoke and forget how shit their lives are
Lots of dealers I know don't make much if any profit, they just buy in bulk and then sell it to whoever's closest
>>24630260
>PEOPLE WHO DEAL DRUGS ARE TOUGH BCZ THEY DEAL WITH THA HARDSHIPS OF L4IF NIKU HURR
shut up weedfag go die where no one will see you
>>24628998
Are you a psychopath?
>>24639180
That's the opposite of psychopathy. He's a straight-edge lord, not an edgelord
>>24628998
top kek.
OP sir your a devious man, I like it.
>>24639160
you act tough but the minut you spot them coming for you are going to freeze up like a helpless little baby. and you know it.
>want to kill myself
>want to smoke weed to not think about it
>don't want to do it because it's degenerate
>want to kill myself because i'm a degenerate
>>24630870
Why did they vote it down? Because it was against "culture", or was it because it was backed by lobbyists who were trying to make a monopoly? Get your facts straight, Buckeye....
>Make all drugs legal
>Let natural selection do its job
ayeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeee
>>24628998
You're the type of person I avoid :^)
Gr8 job being a greedy douchebag.
You are the reason dealers are sketchy, and the "ok" drugs are over priced shit.
Go die. Please.
>>24639430
Lying and abusing friends sure seems like the emotionally healthy thing to do.
Would you stop being such an autistic faggot and reporting the same shit?
