>Be straight
>decide to try out some anal play since guys on 4chan always says its just an extra sensation and its not gay, just weird.
>Buy the tastiest looking dildo I could online, tenjo tenge Dan from nls
>buy anal lube
>had a virgin anus
>took like twenty minutes of relaxing in the coziest way in bed with soft music playing
>slowly worked it in
>eventually get to the base but it hurts to stroke it inside
>just jack off with it in my ass.
>do it again another time but its too much effort so just stick to sucking it sometimes when I'm using my onahole
>that was over a year ago
>mfw my anus is STILL loose and leaks farts
>having problems at work because I cant hold in my farts anymore, from only that experience
Guys.
How do I cure my anus.
you got me into this, I just want to restore my anus strength.
>>24628349
exercise your anus sphincter
>>24628349
That's the irremovable mark of the queer. Genuine gays will smell your anus with their refined sense of smell and get a hard on when ever you get near them.
>>24628349
That what you get.
>>24628381
Do I just hold my anus shut for a few seconds all the time, like flexing it?
Do fags use any tools for this?
>>24628349
>straight
>uses a dildo
Pick one op you're bi now no matter how much you lie to yourself and a loose butthole is your punishment
>>24628349
Start with your fingers op then work your way up, not a fucking dildo.
Also it gets better over time, maybe buy a buttplug and wear it for a couple hours before you try fucking yourself, that always feels so much better.
>>24628577
describe you fucking your own ass, Mystery
>>24628636
No, it's embarrassing and it'll just get reposted by my stalkers.
I haven't touched my ass in a long time, probably well over a year. Just haven't been able to fap for a while.
>>24628381
this , try a buttplug
I'm laughing so fucking hard at work
>>24628349
Man... You'll ruin your fisiology playing like that.
>>24628421
retarded or negro?or both?
