>We'll all be in our 30's at some point in the future
Not me. I'm not gonna make it to 25.
>>24628233
Jokes on you I will kill myself in 4 years and 1 week. 1 day before my 30th birthday.
>death is inevitable and unstoppable
>>24628252
How old are you now anon?
23 here
>tfw you're already 30
>>24628233
if I was about to turn 30 and I was still a loser and still posting on this board I would fucking kill myself, the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that I'm young enough right now that I still have time to turn my life around, if I'm still here when I'm 30 I will know I will never make it and might as well just end it all.
>>24628287
22. Originally the plan was to end it before I turned 21 but I chickened out at the last second. I'm building up my resolve to do it before my 25th.
i'm looking forward to it, i'll grow a beard and move to a mountain
>>24628318
I know a guy who is 31 (almost 32) who still believes he has hope and can turn it around.
>tfw you're 30 and you let a succubus seduce you out of your wizard powers before they manifested.
26 here.
I just remind myself that life will go on when I hit 30 or 40. Only difference is that everything becomes gradually harder and more complicated to do.
Not if I have anything to say about it op
>>24628233
51 here. Even after 30 you still have time to turn things around. I was a loser in my 20s things were good in my thirties and I become a loser again in my 40s and started posting on this board.I was fine until my mid forties. That is when thing went south. That is what life is about. Ups and downs. You will all eventually turn it around. It is just difficult to maintain the good life. People on here believe they will commit suicide before thirty. That is very unlikely.There is always time to stay positive and turn things around.
>>24628389
how fucked is he? is he just a virgin or is he a full on kv neet who still lives with his parents?
>>24628618
not a virgin, just a massive manchild
>>24628584
what fucked you up in your 40s? wife get the house in the divorce?
35 here.
More stable and happy than I was in my 20s.
>>24628584
>kissless virgin until 25
>fix some stuff, learn some social skills, get job, move out, and lose virginity by the time I'm 26
>be approaching 31 having lost job and moved back with parent.
>post on r9k in between learning programming so I can get a better job next time
>inb4 BUT IF YOU COULD CHANGE AT ALL YOU WERE JUST A NORMIE ALL ALONG! RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>you will never become a wise old man
>you will slowly decay and rot
>you will have a vast assortment of medical problems
>you will only survive through massive amounts of medication
>you will have trouble just getting around your home
>you will be a drain on everybody's resources, but will be too afraid to kill yourself
>one fall will destroy you
>you will slowly lose your memories and your sanity
>you will be completely dependent on other people just to live
>>24628584
what did robots do with their time before the internet?
>>24628645
Never married Lost high paying job. Bank kicked me out of 900k house. Now living is small one bedroom apartment. That is life. Everyone on this board will get to experience a few good years.
>>24628233
ive already made it to my 40s
some of you wont make it
anyone else scared of getting old?
The thought of aging the point of not being able to do basic things scares the hell out of me. I'd rather die at 50 something so i at least have some dignity left
>>24628712
mfw it's happening
>>24628775
>>24628584
Based oldfag, do you believe that marriage and kids are necessary for a man to be happy? Do you feel any existential crisis that your genes may never be passed down?
This thread made me decideI to leave this board.
Thanks guys. I have no doubt that my life will instantly begin improving.
>>24628233
ahahaha nope.
im going to attempt at drinking myself to death before then.
>>24628233
How could you even have typed that without noticing that it's false?
I never say this, but really, you must be new.
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>There is a 100% chance that tomorrow will be today
>>24628867
there is no tomorrow only the now
>>24628811
i'm scared of getting prostate cancer when i'm middle aged, it seems to be a point of ridicule for older guys for some reason even though it kills the most people after lung cancer
>>24628233
>When I was 20 I was worried about being in my 30's
>Finally hit my 30's
>Realize I have shit pretty much figured out and I know where I want to go and what I want to do
>About to hit my 40's
>Accomplished a lot of goals
>Had my 13th year anniversary with my wife
>Own land
>Self employed
>Life is generally pretty good
Don't hold on to those 20's, anon. If you're smart you'll use them to figure out the most important things in life:The things you don't want to do the rest of your time here
>>24628833
You can definitely do this.
My adopted cousin is 25 and is in the hospital and needs a liver transplant. He is having fluid drained from his gut tonight.
>>24628233
>mfw I turned 30 last month
>finally getting sick of no money & the NEET frogposting lifestyle
>starting playing music again
>gonna turn my life around and be the next Rick Rubin & Trent Reznor
30 is the new 20 anon
I'm 25 in like 15 days and I'm still a KV. And I have nearly no prospects.
This is bad. I don't know how I let it get to this point, but the years just kind of flew by and now I'm a nearly 25 year old KV.
>>24628828
I have a 34 son with who wants nothing to do with nothing to do with me. Never met him. I left her when she was pregnant with him. Marriage is most likely a waste. It won't last and she will take everything you have. Like the bank.
>>24628927
how much did he drink a day?
Nope, one more semester, get my degree to make mom happy, three years to cut all my social ties seamlessly and become debt-free, then I wander into the woods and kill myself at 26.
It's going to be beautiful.
I'll either have peace or maybe I'll be reunited with her.
I miss her.
>>24628233
>implying I won't die at 27
Here I come, Jimi!
>>24628957
You ever though of ending it all.
>>24628811
The problem will be not knowing at what point to off yourself because you can't see the future. It's like the frog that won't jump out of the pot as it slowly approaches boiling. Humans can get used to anything so you'll probably just get older collecting physical maladies like pokemon without the gumption to finally eat that bullet.
>>24628977
That is a good boy. You make mommy proud.
>>24629018
I have not. I actually have a decent life outside sex/romance. Good paying job, college education, some friends, and hobbies I enjoy.
I'm pretty happy with things outside the KV.
>>24628992
>muh 27 club.
Hipster faggot.
>>24628974
I'm not sure, but my Aunt was cleaning out his apartment and throwing away empty gallon jugs of liquor. So probably a lot.
>>24628977
Why though? And what's the point of paying off your debts?
>>24629044
she's been paying for it, I at least owe her that much and the big graduation party she wants.
She might be a brat, but none of this is on her, I was born sick.
>>24629093
are you getting a worthless degree too anon? I am
feels good to be young
>>24629087
I won't die a debtor, I've found life to be a waste, but others enjoy it I won't ruin their good time by making them foot the bill for some dead asshole.
I'm in pain, I don't fit into this world, and the one person who really understood me died around a year ago.
>>24629131
Oh yeah, but my mother likes it, it's been an interesting and fulfilling area of study, and I won't need anything to fancy to tide myself over.
>tfw the normies are struggling too
>they'll fall down to our level and we can beat them with experience
>>24629219
What experience?
Jug shitting experience?
>>24628275
>can't wake up
Robot is retarded fuck you Hiroyuki
>>24629298
crippling depression, lack of independence and no sex.
I bet they'll be offing themselves like lemmings soon.
>>24629188
yeah my mom likes it too. I don't really see myself doing anything that actually requires a degree though
How do we reverse entropy?
>>24629219
I call bullshit. I refuse to believe that 48% overall figure.
>>24628747
There weren't any
>>24629083
my father drank more than a 30 pack a day when i was growing up. he's in his 70s with no liver problems.
in other words, it's not that easy unless you have shit genetics
>>24629516
so what did you do then if you were a loser like us at our age?
>>24629517
yeah it all depends. Lemmy from Motorhead said all he eats and drinks is Jack and steak. Smokes too. Doctors say he's extraordinarily healthy.
>>24629517
I had a relative that smoked a pack every day since he was about 16, he died around 88 and in that entire span of time he only had one stroke
>>24629551
Get a factory job, drink alone every night, visit a cathouse every once in awhile because they were more lenient with those things back then. Maybe get a wife through church because women needed a partner to make it.
>>24629145
>This shithole is 18+
Save yourself
I recently turned 23. How do I stop getting older
>>24629642
OP just told you
>>24629551
This post was (you)'d at me
I am not the old man you're looking for
I'm just saying our society wasn't anywhere near as fucked a place 30 years ago. There weren't robots.
>tfw I'm already mid-30's
I've already lived the best parts of my life, and they weren't that fucking good. There's nothing left but loneliness and insanity.
>>24629724
really? then how do you explain dungeons and dragons?
>>24629724
I think when people say 30 years ago, they really mean 50-60. There had to be robots in the 80's, they just didn't interact. I haven't spoken to anyone other than my therapist in weeks now. In a pre-internet era, that would be the typical state of robots. Go to work, be ignored, go home, isolate.
tfw 25 but look 19 YESSSSSS
>>24630135
I'm like 25 but all the girls at work think I'm 19, I'm not sure if that's an advantage or not
>>24629728
and wizardy, right my pure male maiden?
>>24631178
No, I had whores. They weren't the best whores, it wasn't the best experience.
>tfw 31
take it from anon, things don't get any easier
>still got this half gallon of benchmark thank god
>>24628233
>tfw 23
>it's the last year of my "early twenties"
Do you guys think we'll find gf's by the time we're 30?
5 1/2 more years. I'm hoping life will be better somehow by 30.
>>24631771
as long as you don't mind single mothers who are "done with assholes like Chad" and want to settle down now, yeah.
>tfw dont even want a gf because I know I'll never have one
