>got a presentation tomorrow
>have to talk for 3 minutes infront of a bunch of normies
>literally shaking the pages when I'm trying to practice at home
>thinking about skipping but the presentation is worth 25% of my grade
Can some kind anon phone a bomb threat in for Capilano University tomorrow? I can't do this guys
Do a line of coke right before your presentation, its worked wonders for me
Lol cap trap
Kpu here life is suffering.
>>24628063
I've got a speech class this semester too. Just don't vomit and the professor will take pity on you. The class isn't listening anyway.
>>24628063
take some fucking propranolol, any doctor will prescribe it to you.
>>24628508
>The class isn't listening anyway.
This. To a lesser extent, they're feeling the same as you. You're all in the same boat, so don't worry too much. Just regurgitate your lines and pretend you're in a room full of crash dummies, which won't be too far off the average attention span.
Back in Highschool whenever we wee bit with a "present to class" project I always put minimal effort and somehow get a B or A. I'm talking minimal amount of slides, minimal amount of information, and just reading the shit off the board. I would stutter and mess up a lot but the class didn't give a shit. I hope this is the same in college.
>>24628567
They'll be paying attention when my voice starts to crack and the tears start to well up in my eyes. I'm hoping I can pay a homeless man to walk into the school and pull the fire alarm to get me out
Theres a good chance that provided your field of study isnt in pr or speaking, you can explain to the prof how autistic you are and turn in something written at a reduced grade. I've done that 3 times each in different classes.
>>24628063
>200 word essay
>due by Friday
>haven't even started it yet
kill me
>>24628063
What topic?
I've got to give a 10min speech in 3 days and haven't even started working on it.
Might as well go sperg out in front of the class, everyone seems to be browsing their phone all the time anyway.
>>24628063
I'll do it for 25 bucks. I understand your pain, but there's a teeny bit of risk involved and I want to be able to smoke weed comfortably for a few more months before I off myself.
I dropped 3 courses because of this. And I can't go to uni anymore.
>>24628611
>200 words
>essay
seriously consider killing yourself
>>24628656
I'll paypal you the money if you do it anon
>>24628611
>200 words
It hasn't even begun.
>>24628611
lol you have 5 days to do it? stop crying faggot.
in school we were given 2-3 hours to write essay that long
>>24628611
>200 words
>200
>words
>>24628611
200 words is nothing senpai, not even a page and a half. Just start writing and pouring out any thoughts you have stream of consciousness style. You'll have well over 200 words in less than 20 minutes. From there, just take the best parts and move em around a bit. It only seems hard now that you haven't started. You can do it!
>>24628736
My first black teacher gave me 40 minutes to write 300 words on a geographical region of Canada, GG kiddo.
I herd it helps if you go do it naked.
>>24628063
>that feel when no feels when giving a presentation
I know I suck and I forget everything but at least I feel chill af
>>24628592
They'll zone out because they don't give a shit about you.
>can't get married and have kids without a job
>can't get a job without a degree
>can't get a degree without giving speeches
>can't give a speech if you're too socially fucked
They're trying to exterminate betas from the gene pool.
Literal genocide I tell you.
>>24628768
>>24628750
>>24628704
>>24628669
You know he's joking right? fucking hell guys
>3 minutes
>Hard
Try talking for 30 in a foreign language while they have a native speaker correcting you for every mistake you make.
do you have to give speeches in community college even if you don't take any speech classes?
>>24628937
I tried that. Wasn't hard haha lelel senpai
What are you taking, anon?
>>24628935
newfags 8 the b8
>>24628937
No thanks, Norm.
>>24628941
Speech classes are mandatory in CC because everyone there is either retarded or foreign.
>>24628984
I'm dearly hoping they're attempting b8 as well, that's a pretty high density of newfags per thread.
>>24628063
What is it about? If you can, try to work some insults and inappropriate humour (that is all fact and true!) in there like Sam Hyde would.
Also take a few shots of vodka or something
Who gives a fuck man its just college bullshit
Nobody in class is even paying attention
OP here, do you think if I emailed the professor tomorrow morning and told him I was violently I'll I could get out of doing the presentation? I could just eat a bunch of raw chicken to get a doctors note or something
>>24628997
at the one I'm going to it's possible to take English classes and creative writing to avoid them
>>24629042
>doing something Sam Hyde would
>>24629049
Tell him you think he's alright and that he shouldn't go teach tomorrow if he's in in the northwest
Tfw had to give a 15 minute presentation. Everyone in the room had a paper to fill about my performance.
Never want to feel that feel again.
