in what ways have you inadvertently revealed your power level?
>in group conversation with some dark humor
>make unfunny horrible dog death joke
>everyone stops and looks at me
>>24627392
I used to constantly joke about pulling an old yeller on my neighbour's noisy dog but no one ever found it funny
>get put into group work with a couple of typical college liberal bernie c.ucks
>mutter can't stump the trump under my breath
>they heard me and spread it around that I'm a racist.
>even more of an outcast
>>24627342
>"Anon, why can't I ind you on Facebook?"
>talk shit on muslims and hippies
>>24627732
>>24627656
>being racist is a mark of losers
Feels good tbvh
>>24627686
Oh yeah, I came out and said fuck facebook too
>>24627754
>islam is a race
holy kek just fuck off to reddit
>>24627342
>Roommates get me drunk (alright, I got myself drunk partially)
>Reveal my powerlevel
>Constantly trying to set me up
>Every attempt at a "date" that I've had has ended up with me horrifically spilling my spaghetti.
>Have to constantly make excuses for why I don't want to get set up.
>They are now trying to convince me to come out of the closest.
>5 more months before my lease is up
>kill me plz senpai
I basically let my Burnie loving mom know what I think about Muslims and blacks. My dad agrees with me on Muslims, and I'm turning my mom around on that. She doesn't really want to accept my ideas on blacks, but can't come up with any counter arguments. She's a die hard liberal hippy. She can't help but see the reason I'm my thinking, but refuses to think about it for fear that she will believe it too.
>spoke against flooding Europe with mudslimes
>get out yelled by cries muh chilren and muh no human is illegal
Some black bitch got upset because I was blocking her way.
Screaming Scuse me when I noticed she had enough room.
Her little black boyfriend walked past and said.
"Yo the lady said move and ya'll cracker mofuckers aint move"
He continued to talk and then I just said
"SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER"
He came running out of the store as I slowly walked out with my head held high, telling me he was gonna show me what a nigger was.
My friends from then on call me White Power Patrick
>get drunk and start complaining to my dad about how the jews did 9/11 and Israel controls the U.S.
>hey man what's your number so I can text you about the group work?
>what do you mean you don't have a phone?
>How do you even live?
>>24627843
well, ur not wrong
>in game server
>someone spamming in chat
>14 year old female admin threatens to gag/mute him
>say how i wish a 14 year old girl would gag me
>everyone goes quiet until i leave
>got sick of my liberal relatives and dropped some redpills during thanksgiving
>even my gun nut doomsday prepper uncle said I was taking things too far.
>>24627786
I'm highly conscious of not saying anything that could be considered racist because I fear people's aggressive love of multiculturalism, but this gives me hope. I'm not as ballsy as you and don't want my mother to think I'm a bad person, but it's always reassuring to hear positive reactions to racism.
>>24627846
I just tell them I've never needed one and give them my email address instead.
>>24627342
>not doing it on purpose
>not taking pride in your enlightement
>not bein arrogant and treating others as inferiors that they are
>not having normies understand that you are way smarter than them
step up your power level fagtron
>some girl was talking about how guys always erase their browser history because of porn
>some guy mentions that they should just use an incognito window with chrome
>I say "no, chrome still keeps your data for that session, you should install a TAILs linux distro on a live usb and use an open-source browser in an incognito window, then it will really leave no trace"
>blank stares across the room
and I only watch the most vanilla of porn, too.
>>24627342
>after shooting from guy that posted here
>ask my friend if he heard about it
>he did
>told him he posted on a website the day before he did it and we told him to do it
>told him I though it was funny and I find stuff like that hilarious
>he was kind of like okay..
Power level =\= pol affinity.
That said I was talking to this girl and she was complaining about her blisters. "I have 2 of them, no, 3, no wait 4" and I almost blurted out "It's like the holocaust, the numbers keep getting bigger".
>>24628385
I haven't come here for the past couple of months, what happened and what was the score?
>>24628472
http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/03/us/oregon-umpqua-community-college-shooting/
>>24628353
They were all having fun fucking around, and you interrupted with autism.
i am cringing thinking about it
>12th grade
>english teacher makes us debate on controversial things
>age of consent comes up
>i am the only one against it
>about 20 liberals looking at me
>"Why do you think there shouldnt be an age of consent"
>tell them its natural and europe has lower age of consents so why not
>fat tumblrina comes up to take up attention, she is literally a female fedora
>tells me it should be illegal for a 50 year old to date a 13 year old and that is disgusting and asks me what i think of that
>tell her that wouldnt happen in the first place because no 13 year olds are attracted to 50 years olds
>whole class starts cheering and applauding before i can finish explaining other benefits of abolishing the age of consent
>some nigger calls me a pedophile for a month
being a libertarian is the dumbest thing ever. just be a nationalist/fascist, kids
>>24627656
You deserved it. Now you have the chance to become a better human being.
>>24628543
Saying a meme to yourself, while indeed autism, shouldn't be in about the death to his social life. Also how is saying a retarded meme make him a bad person?
>>24628472
Robot is back
DAE constantly wander around your house, muttering to yourself, "kill yourself, normie!"
Can this be fixed?
>Be me.
>Going out with a few coworkers after work.
>In car with three of them.
>Talking and socializing...shits going great.
>Conversation turns to a coworker we don't particularly like.
>They start making politically correct jabs at him (shit like "haha yeah, he sure does take work seriously haha").
>Call him autistic.
>Silence hits the car for like 10 seconds.
>You shouldn't make fun of the autistic, anon.
>Y-Yeah, you're right. S-Sorry.
>go to my favourite bar with a friend.
>customers and some bar employees are having a little tournament of Injustice
>the prize is a nice bottle of Jose Cuervo.
>friend suggest that I should play
>fuckno.jpg
>after a couple of beers I'm starting to find that shit entertaining and I'm considering playing
>I didn't realize a girl was standing near me, she says "that game looks kinda fun"
>I start talking of the better characters and his special moves, how Aquaman is OP and Nightwing is cheap, also explained why MK lore is better than DC lore based on Scorpion's story.
>She obviously didn't know about any of that shit.
>she says "cool, gotta go"
>friend laughed hard
>I almost cried
>considering stop going to that bar.
>>24627597
That's awful, I'd laugh with you anon.
>>24627897
i literally burst out laughing
>>24628759
No, but I constantly wander around the house, enacting scenes in my head and pretending I'm a completely different situation.
>>24628528
Iktf. People think that you can only argue for something if you want to do it/support it because they're fucking stupid.
>Be me
>16 years old
>Meet a Mexican qt from one of my classes
>Find out she has a crush on me
>We start talking, just getting to know each other
>She invites me over to her house one day
>Mom drops me off at her place
>She lives in a really shitty neighborhood, father wont let her in the house.
>We end up just walking around the ghetto
>It's getting late, by this time we were sitting on a curb just talking.
>We can see the sunset over the ghetto.
>I look at her
>She looks at me
>I pull her into a deep and passionate kiss.
>My first kiss
>I'm freaking the fuck out in my head
>I reach my hand inside her pants.
>I start fingering her, two finger style.
>She seems to like it so I assume I'm doing it correctly
>I start adding more of my fingers to the act
>I soon end up fisting this girl on the sidewalk.
>I go in so hard, the bitch ends up blacking out.
>Hear my mom's car coming
>FREAK THE FUCK OUT
>Push the girls unconscious body into some nearby bushes
>Get into my mom's car
>"Where did your friend go sweeti?"
>"Uh uh, she just started walking home mom"
>"Should we go give her a ride then?"
>"N-no mom it's cool"
>We go home
>Never see the girl again.
To this day I have no idea what happened to her.
>>24627342
I was entertaining a group of people and arguing for why learning other languages was important if you enjoy reading when I accidentally quoted Yevgeny Yevtushenko: "Translation is like a woman. If it is beautiful, it is not faithful. If it is faithful, it is most certainly not beautiful."
pretty much felt i tipped a galactic fedora
>>24629165
>Saying in actual physical real life "meme"
I'm embarrassed for you
I told a guy that "I know those feels man"
I can feel the frog transformation coming lads, I was sweating hard the rest of that day
>>24629114
nigqa what
>>24629190
This meme is getting shit before it there was nothing wrong with poetic quotes. I blame reddit and it's playground for kids shitposting at a young age on an out of hand sjw forum.
>>24628801
I've almost slipped with "autistic" many times, thankfully always caught myself though.
>>24629238
It's so painful to hear.
>nerdy sperg would always take my phone to flip through my open internet tabs and I'd go along with it because quiet beta fag
>kept a folder hidden for a separate porn browser that could run flash
>he found it
>Gaper Mario
Thankfully I don't think his eyes registered what he saw before he threw it back at me, because he just referred to it as lesbian hentai
>>24629367
the good part is that they just awkwardly laughed it off. i guess it depends on the audience becausethese guys were my family
my 14 and 9 yr old cousins are memeing out of control irl.
I'm trying to think of a way to tell them to not reveal their power level without revealing mine.
>>24629426
Ooh that makes it completely different.
>>24629420
Haha, fuck dude
>>24628528
Huh.
My country I believe has the lowest AoC in the Americas (13) but it was always the conservatives that wanted to keep it in the early adult years in legislative debates that happened decades ago.
Nowadays the political spectrum seems to be reversing on this for some retarded reason.
>him: what's your facebook?
>me: i don't have one
>him: really? why?
>me: well i don't have any friends
>him: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
he thought i was joking so i just left it at that and laughed tooi dont have any friends
I've used the words normie and pleb in real life.
>>24627342
by lifting heavy ass weight
>>24627786
Don't bother, dude. Your mother sounds pretty weak willed/minded. She was easily endoctrined into loving blacks, and it seems like her son simply pulling some stormfront statistics out of his ass is enough to sway her the other direction. Even if you get her hating them, she'll go back to whatever she was led to believe after meeting one really great black person or realizing her son is an edgelord.
>>24629252
This isn't so bad. That's a perfectly normal, sensical thing to say.
Back in 2005 I was fucking weird as a teenager and printed out a bunch of /b/ pictures for god knows whatever fucking reason and brought them to high school. Starting showing people to get a reaction, porn and all. Not a lot of people, just friends, but I liked the reaction of "you're so fucked up lol" and just laughter. I don't know why I did it. At the time it was funny. Then years later it's 'I remember that kid...he was so fucked up..." and stops being funny.
>>24627901
You really brought muh niggers to a thanksgiving dinner?
Are you stupid?
>>24627686
Oh shit, it never occurred to me that this may happen. Facebook is fucking cancer
>>24627656
But you're right! The trump will prevail.
>>24632847
They were talking shit all day about my seasoning man, it was fair game.
>>24627897
Hahahaha wtf anon, you're fucking funny. Normies are too sensitive
>>24628838
>>24633109
Glad you guys enjoy my sense of humor.
Told some co-workers i browse 4chan unironically.
>>24628425
My sides, I once called out a Jew for saying "SEVEN MILLION".
We still went with the bullshit six, but I swear they're pushing it up to this day
>>24627897
>>24628838
>>24633109
>>24633373
wtf is this samefagging
I browse 4chan in public. Some guy in my university even posted something like "REEEEE dont reveal your powerlevel, GTFO" on /his/ a while ago.
It was in my stautistics classes.
