/b/ ignored me and r9k is a blue board.
Why is my anus so long? Like it's supposed to be a plug shape but mines like a long slit
>>24627033
Too much butt-play
>>24627033
nice, show more
>>24627033
My butthole is really puffy and I'm embarassed about it. Is this a dealbreaker for people who like bp?
looks like worn-out buttholes from my Chinese pornographic mangas
>>24627033
You're just posting this praying a million people say lol boipucci
>>24627033
I came across your ass pic and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have that dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
The orifice is supposed to be shaped like an anteroposterior slit, OP.
>>24627136
But I'm a virgin....
>>24627189
So porn was lying to me?
Cus it is dude. Some buttholes are holes, and some buttholes are wrong.
>>24627149
Kekenhausenvagen
>>24627189
go back to /hc/ autistic fuck
>>24627121
puffy buttholes are cute
>>24628117
agreed with this post puffy buttholes a best
