who's browsing /r9k/ with gf here?
i love being a REAL robot, just like you guys!
Bf and I are currently browsing so
us 3
>>24628460
4 of us nigga.
Me and my harem of women are browsing this board from my private jet.
Got a framed picture of my waifu next to my monitor, does that count?
No gf but I am sitting beside a qt sleeping robot gril so maybe there's hope.
>posting while in bed with a girl
I have a fuckbuddy but no gf.
I want a gf.
I still feel like a robot.
I don't have a girlfriend or a framed picture of my waifu or anything.
timestamp or fugg off baitors
i'm just here to browse. i'm a normie though. its kind of like going to the zoo :)
>>24631119
Shes reading the thread about women getting btfo and laughing her ass off
If this is thread where we can all fess up, I don't know what I am.
I'm dating a girl right now and have had several gfs before, lost my virg at 15, real normie stuff.
But browsing 4chan is one of my only hobbies, I spend upwards of five hours in a row just browsing a board. This makes me actually get mad at normies, and I really get into it where I feel like shit and want to just stab a guy for having sex and taking cute girls, I get really in character.
Its the same with /pol/.
I have a feeling at least half these posts are unironic
>>24631184
hmm ok, you may now kill yourself
>>24626845
can you give us a timeline of how you got a gf, including previous failures
your entire world is completely alien to me, the last time I had a real friend I was 16, I could probably find some loser nerd like myself to hang around if I put in the effort but a gf is like being a millionaire or some other fantasy at this point
>>24631252
Thanks but why d
hello fellow bjork poster
Is this reverse bait I don't understand
>>24631344
>your entire world is completely alien to me, the last time I had a real friend I was 16, I could probably find some loser nerd like myself to hang around if I put in the effort but a gf is like being a millionaire or some other fantasy at this point
I've just stopped bothering
reading these threads don't bother me anymore
