ITT: We act like black people
>damn son open your present and stop crying bitch
>this food ain't spicy enough! who the hell made this shit?
>Ooga booga, wheyre da wite wimmenz at?
>is dad coming home for christmas?
>lmao naw he's still got 14 years
>fried turkey
Dad stop giving me your mixtape for Christmas every year.
Inb4 >dad
>>24626014
That meal looks fucking horrible
>ayo lemme tell you about your roots my niggas
>we wuz kings and sheeeit
What are they eating in that pic? Looks dry as hell
>>24626335
No shit, it's a generic white dinner.
>>24626014
>Mommy, where is daddy? He hasn't returned from this business trip for 18 years!
I'm black and this is legit the excuse my damn mother fed me my whole life.
Mfw she still thinks I believe that shit
>Yo ma where dad at?
>Din't yo black ass know he got busted agin sellin rock? He aint yo real daddy anyway
>Sheeit but where da presents be?
>Shut yo ass up lil nigga and finish ya collards
Yawww crismuss is da white mans holiday. We be 1 in 10 parts wite, yo, but we don like to talk about that becuz raycism yo.
>>24626014
WTF is that? A black FAMILY?
IMPOSSIBLE.
>>24626390
a generic black dinner is just fast food
>>24626390
>this mad black boy
That's a black christmas dinner. Guess your food isn't so great after all?
>ITT: loser white bois make fun of blacks to feel better about their pathetic lives.
>>24626402
That sounds pretty shitty, sorry anon
>black
>my parents have been together my whole life
>my stupid faggot dad ruined my life
Why me?
OOGA BOOGA NOOMGA WHARE DA WHITE WIMMINS AT?
>>24626447
>roasted black bitch boy cant handle the banter
>>24626402
Can I breed your black boipussy with my white cock? I promise I'll be gentle :33I'll still call you nigger during sex, though
>>24626014
>that photoshopped stack of presents
>>24626014
>*smacks lips*
>"HOL UP HOL UP
>>24626049
>>24626511
Why do you people assume we say this?
>>24626618
OOGA BOOGA WARE DA WHITE MEN AT?
>mfw virgin keyboard racists try to banter me
>>24626664
Nigga you not supposed to answer. Laugh and move on goddamn. Ol' opinion havin ass. You the nigga that ask for the manager because your the waitress flirting at another table. You the nigga that puts political bumper stickers on your car. You the nigga that watch 24/7 news and repeat all that shit like its facts. You the nigga that squeeze all the goddamn tomatoes before you decide you don't want one tonight. You the nigga that actually takes the damn surveys after a service call. You the nigga that tell the telemarketer about how offended you are she called. Bitch got a job! She don't give a fuck about you, but you don't care, cause yo ass got something to say. You count calories for everybody but your goddamn self. You the nigga that use a recipe from the internet, then put a comment under it about how much you liked it after you changed every goddamn ingredient.
>>24626684
Not even a smile
>>24626664
Why does he have the gay earring?
>>24626684
you remind me of this
>>24626536
Damn you're right, it's shopped!
It's a strange contrast between the shitty food and that big pile of presents.
>>24626664
That's the face of a man who's mad as hell. Look at him. He's trying to act cool, but he's mad. 3 seconds after that pic was taken he probably punched the photographer
>>24626882
>autist tries black twitter
Holy shit
that's why I love this place
>pretend to like the hollow, plastic Polly dolls my mom buys instead of Barbie
>>24626664
>trailer trashy blonde with that black Adonis
Typical.
>Billy, no dessert until you finish your turkey!
>B-Billy...?
>>24626532
is this you >>24627086
[original comment]
>>24627171
The original "funny" ones are just like that one too. The difference is that you see the bad reactions now and know that a beta posted it. The fun was ruined for you in advance
>>24626618
Don't let the gentiles offense you. Go back to having sex with white women and have children
DAAAYM NICCUH LEMME TELL YOUZ ALL ABOUTZ DAT SHIT NEKKAH I SEEN ALL DAT SHIT LEMME LAY IT ON YA
*gets shot*
>>24626732
my nigga you just got roasted
>>24626014
op, why is there a dad there?
>>24626664
>drinking cheap svedka shit water
>>24627713
obviously the uncle
>>24627713
It's a weird pic. Photoshopped presents, the kids aren't the same shade of black...
Guess they couldn't find a real picture of a black family celebrating christmas, so they had to stage it.
>Wow thanks Uncle Slim for Nate Dogg's platinum album and this new fresh 1911! Gonna be shooting niggas left and right with it
Black people hate spicy food. I've lived in my south all my life. All their shit is bland as fuck. I can't say my family cooks their food any spicier, but they aren't as afraid of seasoning as black people seem to be.
>tfw ground dried bhut jolokia powderIt's actually not that good, dried arbol chilis or habaneros have more flavor and you can just add more if you want more heat
>>24626415
>jesus
>white
>>24628705
WE WUZ GOD N SHIT
>>24627325
Killing your parents is actually more of a white thing.
Black kids just kill other black kids over drug money.
![635842189438002350-dustin-ray-dixon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0mylHum.jpg "635842189438002350-dustin-ray-dixon[1].jpg")
>>24627325
>>24628843
IT HAPPENED
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/man-accused-killing-parents-thankgiving/npXnr/
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/local/acworth/2015/11/27/man-accused-killing-parents-thanksgiving-shooting/76464254/
>>24627703
>writes a 3 page unintelligent racist rant because, expecting anyone read through that pile of shit.
>roasted
You sound like a massive faggot.
>>24628910
fucking NIGGERS... oh
>>24626402
If it makes you feel any better, whitey here lost his dad when he was young and my family just never talked about it.>tfw you read about your dads obituary ten years after it happened for the first time
>>24628910
Negative canthal tilt, short interoccular distance, thin lips, brown hair, bulbous hook nose, fat, brown eyes, receding hairline, it's like looking at a nazi anti juden propaganda poster. Is this really supposed to represent white people?
>you think you better than me
>fuck that shit lets go nigga, lets go out side homie
>aye, aye, no in da house, my momma just bought this table
>tfw black and this happened
>>24626653
>towel for catching all the ass grease and lube gloop
First time I've ever seen porn emulate real life.
>>24626653
>tfw you thought the bald guy's head in the thumbnail was the glans of a comically large penis
Mummy where's daddy
>>24626014
OP, you know nothing about black people.
>>24626014
Stolen bikes under the Christmas tree
