Finish this sentence:
When you're feeling down, just remember _________.
>>24625134
tomorrow will be worse
When you're feeling down, just remember robots feeling downer
you're not Indian
Or something like that. I mean I am and it's fine, but I'm guessing /r9k/ needs it's little self esteem boosts.
Although actually that might not be true. It's like when you're depressed and some one says "there are starving kids in africa" etc. Sort of makes you feel worse.
All those khvs because you will never be that bad
>>24625134
>you cant spell hapines without saying"Ha, Penis!!!!!
The Rock went on splash mountain and took this picture.
everything is meaningless and humans are scum
Suicide is always an option.
at least I'm not black.
the sun and sea.
When you're feeling down, just remember to never trust again.
>>24625227
Reddit please go
nobody cares
You can always end your life.
When you're feeling down, just remember you can be happy with simply being alive, conscious and healthy.
>>24625250
Why was your first reaction to call me a redditor?
It's because you're black
>>24625134
the holocaustThen remember it never happened and get sad again
>>24625134
you'll never get to go to brazil and bang 20 hookers a day while taking copious amounts of viagra
One day the sun'll eat up my mistakes.
But most times I just go with OP is a faggot.
When you're feeling down, just remember you can crash a plane with no survivors because you're a big guy for you
... that Jesus died for your sins and you will find eternal happiness and fullfilment in him.
>>24625134
You aren't Anthony Burch
>When you're feeling down, just remember
Everyone you care about stopped caring about you
>>24625134
You are in charge of your life and you can kill yourself
>>24625293
Because he's a reddit shill taking his first babby steps at reverse psychology.
>>24625293
Reddit loves stoic nice guys like him, and plus this type of cheeky humor is common there
>>24625468
Praise the LORD Jesus Christ!
suicide is an option
to eat and take a nap.
>When you're feeling down, just remember that up is a lie and down is all there is.
>>24625227
That's amazing. The guy in the back looks like a cardboard cutout though
>>24625134
Continental crust is 30 km thick. At the very least we could make a kawaii scale model of the superstructure featured in Blame!.
>>24625521
>>24625520
The samefaggotry is strong in this one
>>24625522
And remember his teachings: Always look on the bright side of life!
When you're feeling down, just remember that you're going to die one day.Unless they invent immortality and make you live forever against your will.
>>24625595
>When you're feeling down
give thanks you are not a cardboard cutout
>>24625521
>>24625630
Absolutely not kid, guess again
>>24625134
At least you're not like the starving children in Africa xD
>>24625529
Not even an option, it's often the best answer.
... that the future will be much, much worse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
at least you aren't indian.
>>24625750
it sounds better than now desu
When you're feeling down, just remember you'll never find love as a 5'4 ugly man-kid when a girl can pick literally any other man, real men not children sized fucks you waste of human life and piece of literal fucking shit, real human waste you are, pussy shit go get in that fucking camaro and drive into a tree at 90 you stupid ugly fucking piece of fucking worthless shit.
>>24625661
Thanks for the laugh anon. Needed it.
When you're feeling down, just remember that suicide is a solution.
Moonman will forgive you my son.
>>24625804
>7.59 billion years from now - The Earth and Moon are very likely destroyed by falling into the Sun, just before the Sun reaches the tip of its red giant phase and its maximum radius of 256 times the present day value.[70][e] Before the final collision, the Moon possibly spirals below Earth's Roche limit, breaking into a ring of debris, most of which falls to the Earth's surface.[71]
it really doesn't f.a.m
>>24625474
Fucking this.
>you didn't pressure your gf into an open relationship so much she left you and took all your shit and all you're now left with is a pretty terrible job and mental-illness level of tumblr mentality
When you're feeling down, just remember to die
At least you're not dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdDVtFvJwUc
nah nah nah nah
>>24625134
When you're feeling down, just remember you're going to die anyway.
>>24625134
there are people out there who love you. I am one of them. Do your best.
>>24625134
I have a closet full of drugs
Im not a mentally ill tranny.
>>24626100
I don't have enough
>implying
for this
>>24625134
somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone.
>>24625134
Atleast you live in a first world country
Works pretty well for me actually
Thr absolute worst case social scenario still ends in me chillin in my air conditioned house with plenty of food water drugs and recreational activities
>>24625822
yup kill yourself or become okay with dying alone
>>24626139
I am not lying. I truly, truly love you, and wish you all the best. You make my days a brighter and my heart warmer.
>>24626188
I know, it's what I'm gonna do, I just need to get an extra year or so of drugs and drinks in before I either retire to being a piece of shit homeless faggot or dead. Fuck it might even happen sooner.
>>24625134
you'll never be a cute idol
>>24626358
Thank god for that one
>>24625134
Anthony burch
When you're feeling down, just remember that you are going to die, so your suffering is temporary.
This mode of reasoning helps get me through most of my worst days.
When you're feeling down, just remember suicide is always an option.
.. that you're a blank slate to new people. The people you meet don't know you're a self loathing virgin faggot until you let them know you are. You have complete control over the impression you give off.
you're a good person and you have nothing to be ashamed of.
>>24626167if only this were true
Obligatory xjfjslfnt,d
>>24627301
Lying is bad.
Lying about another person is worse.
Lying about another person just so they stop hating themselves about their bad things is even worse.
The Alamo
>>24627436
who told you that?
if she liked me someone else is bound to as well
and Im ready this time
>>24627482
No one.
Which the problem is. No one tells anyone things like that.
>>24625134
you'll be looking back on this shit fondly soon enough
>>24625134
>When you're feeling down, just remember
six million jews died in the holocaust
>>24625498
>You are in charge of your life and you can kill yourself
As long as you allow it.
>>24629327
ACCORDING TO NEWSPAPERS WRITTEN BY RETARDS
where you put that bottle of vodka
>>24625134
To bee yourself!
deez nutscompletely original post here senpai
>>24625227
>the photo says splash mountain
>the filename says space mountain
>>24625134 //
... At least I'm not Anthony Burch!
Never forget...
That you can always go
Downtown!
