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>tfw one chance at life
>born black
>and a girl
How did you lose at life robots?
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>>24624973
my gf is black and she's doing fine...
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something something betamax?
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>>24624973
>born black
Same as you pham.
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>>24624973
>girl
>lost
Fuck off
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I never did sports and listened to my father
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>>24624973
>born a non-white mix
>half black
>don't really fit in with either group

W H Y
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>one chance at life
>born mexican
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>>24624973
>tfw genetic predisposition for depression, anxiety, and bipolar disorder
>tfw have all three
Well at least Im not autistic
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>>24625012
>my gf
hmmm
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i want a tall black gf, why does society hate me
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>>24625152
>french, french-canadian probably mixed with some other fucked ethnicity, irish, filipino, german and cherokee
>thick curly hair
>shit facial hair
>manlet
>generally look jewish
A-AT LEAST I-I'M OLIVE COMPLECTED, R-RIGHT?
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>one chance at life
>get my foreskin snipped off
Feels bad man.
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>>24624973
>girl
What, you bitch? You could be born half pig, half abo as long as you have a pussy and you'd still be coasting through life on easy mode. Holy shit women are stupid.
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>>24624973
feet with timestamp or fuck off
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>>24624973

>white
>European Irish
>University educated
>full-time job

>manlet

Ahh. So close.
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>>24624973

Will you move into my plantation and be my mammy-gf?
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>>24625271
This is why r9k is my home. When i have no friends made of subatomic molecules, i have friends made of binary 0s and 1s.
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>one chance at life
>born white, anglo, heterosexual, able bodied, male christian
thank you God
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>>24624973
>girl
>lost at life
mate you fucking won, you're a double "opressed" minority you're fucking set for life in any 1st world country if you can say the words "gibs me dat"

but I got
>poor
>white
>guy
>christian
>ugly
I'm blamed for all the world's problems and told my life is on easy mode, except it fucking isn't, no money for shit, have to fight for everything, never get a fucking handout like your nigger ass

you should kill yourself though OP, you managed to fail life on almost the lowest difficulty
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>>24624973
>born on Caribbean black side of white family line and mixed hispanic
>skin already pretty light, but managed too spend enough time indoors skin lighter
>bought a really nice human hair wig and tell people I'm asian
>girls like me
>still report I'm black on paper for benefits
>no one at work knows

easy mode acheived
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>>24625401
if you're poor you can easily get handouts, you fucking faggot
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>>24624973
Ha ha yeah that sure must be a total bummer ha ha yeah marry me please im begging you
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>>24625401
>butthurt whites get super butthurt and claim blacks have life on easy mode

>butthurt blacks get super butthurt and claim whites have life on easy mode

>both butthurt groups think they're right and keep getting more and more burrhurt
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>>24625428
not if you're white
the american welfare system is skewed towards women and blacks extremely heavily
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>>24625401
You're the nigger you fucking nig get the he*k out of my thread.
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>>24625472
>assmad nigger mad someone called him out on the "gibs me dat" lifestyle america has given them
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>>24625475
You're a complete moron. My whole family is poor and white and we have never had an issue with getting handouts. Our healthcare is free, my school lunches were free, and now my college is free. I have relatives in Section 8 housing. If you're too much of an idiot to fill out the proper forms, you deserve what you have.
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>Potato nigger
>Drunkguy McAlcoholism
>Poor and living in a shithole
Eh, could be worse honestly.
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>>24625493
>present impartial observations that say both races have their share of fucking lazy cunts
>he gets called a nigger
Are you retarded.
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>>24624973
Please be my gf you dont need to work a day in your life anynore i am a wealthy man just please love me i will pay for your plane ticket here
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>>24624973
Unless you're unattractive as well you aren't a robot
Sure, you aren't as pampered as some stuck up white cunt, but that doesn't automatically make you a robot
It's not fucking binary
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>How did you lose at life robots?
>By being 5'7"
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>>24625554
Dont listen to this faggot OP.

Come with me instead. Im not as rich but i own a small business making some good bank and im only 25. Other girls dont even know i exist.
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>Black
>Mexican
>5'3"
>poor
Over before it even began
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>>24625553
no, but I'm not a nigger either
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>>24625142
Nah m8. Being born a black female instantly removes all the benefits of being a female.
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>>24624973
>Born heavy
>Asthma
>Allergies
>Autism
>"Childhood emotional trauma"
>Dysfunctional family at best
>Was supposed to be the "perfect kid"

At least I have my white male privilege...
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>born Racial mutt, ugly as fuck as a result
>born a guy (with transgender mental illness)
>born with OCD and transgender mental illness
>born with Autism
>too afraid of death too kill myself
>too autistic to have the self reflection to overcome that fear
>even if I could get a gf, wouldn't be happy with our relationship because she would love me as a man and I would be forced to love her as a man
>even if I did transition, know deep down I will never truly be a girl
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>>24625744
said no one ever
seriously though, having a vagina is easy
>oh no, it's marginally worse than if I had been a white woman
still better than being a man
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>>24624973
>tfw one chance at life
>born black
>born in the US while black
>born in the US while black during 21st century.
Why don't I just kill myself.
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>>24624973
>born to poor family
>beaner
>fat
>4'11

Just kill me
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>>24625205
Not him, but my gf is black and she's actually doing better than I am at life. She's 26 and only has one year of residency left before she's a full doctor. I'm 24 and just finishing my MPA.

Pic related, doctor tits.
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>>24625744
It really doesn't
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>>24625792
Those nails are a boner killer.
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>>24625779
>born in the US while black during 21st century
isnt that the best time to be black though?
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>>24625723
With people like this all over society, and this board still wonders why blacks call themselves robots.
?????
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>>24625792

Fucking repulsive.
ald9i54gpf045-
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>>24625792
Those nipples are fucking terrible, man.
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>>24625757
OP here, you win.
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>>24625792
you're missing the point
>gf
why are you here

norman r00000
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WHAT IS WITH ALL THE RACE SHIT THIS WEEK
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST GET OVER IT PEOPLE
MY FUCKING GOD.
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>>24625792
>4chan filename
you cannot fool me silly boy
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>>24625836
4chan users are a hated outcast group though. most people irl are either sjws or indifferent towards blacks
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>>24625753
too wol ni ctenotn
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>>24625792
>1413427033707.jpg
come on kid
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>>24625816
Thank Christ she doesn't have them anymore, that was from when she was in med school when we met. Now that she has to keep them short for work.

Always complains and wants long nails again no matter how much I tell her I hate them. Just black girl things baka
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>>24625779
look on the bright side

you could have been born black in africa
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>>24625870
c'uck posters are going all out for some reason
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>>24625870
>this week
/r9k/ is always like this. it's /pol/-lite at this point.

/tv/ really ruined this site when they started spamming and spouting their cvck shit
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>>24625828
lol not that anon, but I sort of (not entirely) agree with him.
If I were black, I'd much rather be born during the early 1900s when black culture was actually tolerable and respectable.
21 century black culture is celebrating having multiple girlfriends/boyfriends at a time and glorifying leaving them once they get pregnant. Don't forget drugs, crime, and all that trashy fucking "rap" crap.
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>>24625915
>Implying this site wasn't a completely ruination of it's former self circa 2008
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>>24625885
>4chan users are a hated outcast group though
Hardly. That hasn't been the case for years, m8. This place has been fully infested by society's normals. They come here either to vent or just laugh and collect memes.
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>>24625870
>>>/peggit/
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>>24625944
That's not black culture, though.
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>>24625915
>/pol/ lite
half the race threads are tumblr tier though
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>Hey, I'm a loser and would marry a negress!

>>24625652
>>24625554

>People with money are in line first
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>>24625744
Alot but not all of them senpai
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>>24625889
I don't get what you are trying to say here...
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>5'1
why even continue to breathe
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>That feel when no money, no civilization, just you, spouse, kid, living in house made of sticks, digging roots and scavenging mountain lion's kills for a living
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>>24624973
>can't go to concerts without feeling weird
>tyrones look at you funny whenever you wear your band shirts
>everyone expects you to be a leftist
>if you're not you suffer from both internalised racism and internalised misogyny
>people try to manipulate you into supporting gay marriage and muslims by saying "islamophobia is just like racism! you of all people should understand that!"
>many of the great heroes from your race were communists and socialists
>can't have life-changing experience and see god on lsd because no-one thinks you'd be interested on trying it
>99% of humanity agrees that short and pale women look more pure and innocent
>literally seen as the worst mothers ever
>to some people you only become desirable after a stacey or a sum yung ho does something cruel to them

i-i realise it could be a lot worse tho
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>>24626465
>a sum yung ho
i dont want to interrupt your feel but i hope this catches on and im going to use it from now on
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>>24625891
>>24625881
You do know that 4chan X has an option to randomize filenames right?
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>>24626465
Is that you Charlie?
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>>24625792
>nigger
>lacks foresight to not take naked pictures of herself
>doctor
She's finna kill a lot of poor people desu.
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>>24624973
Something went wrong at puberty and I ended up with gyno and my penis barely grew from its childhood size, which was already kind of small as far as kid penises go. Sexually, I just got a really raw deal.
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>>24626465
>tfw no red-pilled black gf
What concerts have you been to and what band tees do you own?
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>>24626807
You just wanted an excuse to call her a nigger and suggest she's stupid. It's not like you can identify her from the picture.
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>>24625744
This. We have to get high-stress or laborious jobs, usually more than one at a time, our men are shit and all other men don't want us and we don't even have the option of sex industry work because non-black women get all the money.
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>>24625792
Is she an islander? They seem to have a well-established culture of not dating black men.
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>>24627112
>complaining about work
>"our men are shit"
>complaining about not being able to do porn
>"non-black women get all the money"
you sound awful,
pls go and stay go
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>>24624973
I was born with bad metabolism, bad skin, and most worring of all, really introverded and stupid
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>>24625828
would you have preffered being born during the slave times? or maybe born in africa with ebola and sida? At least in this century and in america you have the chance to be an actual person and make something for yourself (unlike niggers or black SJW that complin about everything, even mosquito bites being racist)
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>>24627452
>sida
where are you from?
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>>24626465
>literally seen as the worst mothers ever
thats all american women though
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>>24627452
>not wanting to be the slave master's most cherished female slave whom he worships and takes care of and getting to make his white wife a kekqueen
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>>24627545
Thats hot
>tfw no qt slave waifu
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>>24627545
>tfw no Master Epps to your Patsy
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>>24627545
well, that would have been a good fate, but as far as I know, not even bitches or uncle toms had shoes. You could have stepped on a needle or a snake and die just like your average slave
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>>24627569

Pretty sure this is one of the most attractive black women in existence. I normally find black women gross, but damn.
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I understand being black, I really do, but why niggers try so hard (well, they actually don't even try) to keep living and reproducing? Why can't we have decent black people in our modern society?
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>>24624973
>tfw one chance at life
>weak chin

Saving up for sliding genioplasty t b h
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>>24627669
she's far from it
pretty uggo actually
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>>24626747
w-who?

>>24626844
well I've been to a bunch of shows but a car of tyrones were looking at me weird when I was wearing my despise you shirt a little while ago
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