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If a woman tries a big dick, will she never be satisfied with anything smaller?
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>>24624668
If you try a delicious beer, will you ever go back to drinking shitty beer again? Why would you?
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No its called being alpha widowed. They'll always be thinking about that huge penis, even long into marriage with a beta provider
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>>24624668
My woman was fucked by a really big dick. The pain was such that she throwed herself by the window and escaped the dude. I'm with this woman for 13 years now. She experienced 33 dicks before me. Ever a 1 inch one time.
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>>24624777
> will you ever go back to drinking shitty beer again

I would and have. Bad analogy.
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>>24624777
World's most retarded analogy award goes to (You).

I've been to Germany and had some delicious, expensive beer in a pub. Then I went back to my home country and kept drinking my cheap beer, because I can't give myself luxuries every time.

Try again, friend.
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Of course not, you stupid c(u)ck.

If you were a girl, would you choose a pencil worm dick over a big German bratwurst? Why would you choose something that gives you no pleasure just to be nice?
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>>24624845
>She experienced 33 dicks before me
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>>24624668
If you fucked a tight pussy and had access to that pussy, would you go fuck a loose curtain vag?
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Pity and mocking you might carry her for a little while, but eventually she'll come to despise you over it.
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>>24624943
She do anal. I can't run from that. She also proved 2 other dicks while with me that I know of. I also tried other pussies so it's not a big deal.
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>>24624923
>Why would you choose something that gives you no pleasure just to be nice?

Because to me, there are far more important aspects to a relationship than sexual pleasure.
Pus, if I loved somebody, being intimate with them would...

Oh wait, sorry, I forgot you were asking me to answer from a woman's point of view.

>lol of course I wouldn't. little dick betas lmao
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>>24624899
>>24624849
You aren't women though, yes his analogy is bad but most women won't go back to an 8 if they know they can get a 9
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>>24625177
my fucking sides, you remind me of that creepy manlet's dating ad where he talks about his big cums
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>>24624777
Uh, yeah?

But seriously, I'm a roastie (jk lol only virgins think sex stretches you out) who trolls this board for lels, let me tell you something:

Big dicks are a MEME. Big dicks are not always, and in fact usually aren't the best for having good sex. Having your cervix hit is only 'sexy' if you're a very devoted masochist. It fucking HURTS. Not to mention the awkwardness of trying to get it in you, slipping out, having to pause to adjust, it's just not a good experience for most women.

Every vagina has a different shape, different depth, tightness/looseness and other characteristics which mean that there is no one 'ideal' penis size for good sex. If there was, it would probably be close to the average sized dick. Why do you think most men have average dicks? Because that size was the most reproductively successful.

The factors that sexually stimulate a women are generally more diverse than those that stimulate men. Most of the appeal of a big dick to me is psychological. I love sucking a big dick and my boyfriend is cool with that, but there is no way I ever let anything longer than 6.5'' inside of me again. My boyfriend is 6.2'' and I don't think I've ever been with a man who has brought me to orgasm more than him.

There are women out there who are suited for giant dick, but again, most women are most satisfied with an average guy.

>>24624943
I stopped counting at 50, there is literally nothing wrong with being a slut. Every robot in this thread would probably fuck hundreds of women if they had the chance.
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Women will throw their own children into a vat of boiling oil if in exchange a man with a 10 inch dick take a shit on their chest. There is a reason why men of past civilizations had to keep them under lock and key.
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>tfw you're part of the celibate master race
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>>24625408
>I stopped counting at 50, there is literally nothing wrong with being a slut. Every robot in this thread would probably fuck hundreds of women if they had the chance.
There is. Your current boyfriend is nothing special; he's just another notch on your belt. You're probably in no hurry to marry him and if you did you'd be much more likely to divorce him than if he were the first and only man you'd ever been with.
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>>24625417
>There is a reason why men of past civilizations had to keep them under lock and key.

This is becoming more and more apparent to me every day.
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Am I the only one who wants to be the girl in that webm?
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>>24625518
no, im aroused, too
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>>24625467
I've been with him for over 3 years now and I'd accept if he proposed tomorrow. To be fair at least 25 of my 50+ encounters were at a gloryhole during a weekend long MDMA and alcohol binge. Panicked pretty hard after my friends told me what I did, thank god I didn't get any STDs.

And yeah, he's 100% aware of my past and is okay with it, he was actually a virgin before we met. He even likes listening to some of the stories I tell, his only rule there is anything I reveal I did with another man is immediately fair game for him.
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>>24625408
I mean, I'd pass up pussy by the hundreds if I had a partner I loved, guy or girl. I feel like love should be able to put a damper on the dick but alas, virgin + no relationship = hopefulness.
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>>24625417
Yeah. It's honestly really upsetting. They really only care about maximizing "happiness."

>>24625518
I know that my life would be better had I been born a girl, but I've honestly never wanted to have sex as one.
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>>24625665
troll plz go
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Would you go back to roasties if you got a tight virgin pussy?
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>>24625883
I would stay with any woman that was even remotely kind to me.
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Yes it's true and anyone saying otherwise is a bullshitter

t. 5 to 5 something on good day pencildicklet genetically inferior specimen
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>>24624899
Why do you assume his analogy is meant to prove that women wouldn't go back to a smaller dick when they can't get the best available just like you?
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>>24625408
>there is a literal roastie on this board RIGHT NOW
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>>24624668
You think a man will be satisfied with big vaginas after trying a small one?
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>>24624668
thats not really how it works.

>>24624818
>>24624777

Alpha widowing is more about the guys personality and perceived alpha status that she craves and always remembers not just having a big dick.

>although that helps

an alpha widow will always remember that sexy guy she fucked for three months in college and resent her beta husband low key about it.
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It's not the dick but the person attached to it
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>>24624899
>>24624849
Actually that shows how good the analogy is.
Because most people will say yes and a minority of people will say no. Just like women with big dicks.
The truth is, if women wanted to pick something to be shallow about, dick size isn't as high on the list of priorities as money, social status, looks and height.
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>>24624845
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>>24626420
I would lirerally be satisfied with any woman that didn't look disgusted in my presence.
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>tfw your entire perception of sex and women is exclusively from the internet and other forms of media
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>>24625408
>fuck hundreds of women if they had the chance
Don't count me then.
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>>24625665
>virgin 6'2" instant orgasm machine
>completely okay with your disgusting past
>interested in hearing how you have 0 dignity
>this is all true
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>>24624668
No that's why you need to find a virgin bride

Your pathetic dicklet won't satisfy anyone after they've had Jamal
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>>24627855
What a faggot! You fap to a lot of different women.
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It's all personal. There are size queens in the world, and I do love to be stretched, but it doesn't mean I can't enjoy a smaller penis. But it's easier to enjoy if I haven't had sex in a long time.....shit, I like big dicks personally.
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>>24624668
hate to be one of those people but sauce?
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>>24628307
fuck you, sIut...
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>>24625408
>6 inches is "average"
>tfw 5 inches

how the fuck am I supposed to feel seriously I fucking hate myself

I somehow just managed to start going out with my qt3.14 virgin gf and I STILL worry about being too small, what the fuck do I do about these feelings of inadequacy?
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>>24624668
Why is the guy white but the dick is black?
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>>24625408
>Every robot in this thread would probably fuck hundreds of women if they had the chance.
>if I won the lotto
>if I played in the NFL
>if I was billgates
>if I was a greek god
>most women can fuck 100s of dudes,only the top 10% of men can fuck 100s of girls so

also
having a pure loyal gf> dozens of brainless whores
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>>24625518
This is what porn does to you. C uck programming.
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>>24624899

Brauhaus/Bierhall/Biergarten

Englische-fag
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>>24628445
The "6 inch average" is brought down by Asians and spics

For whites it's 7 inches
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>>24625408
50 guys? Where the fuck do you even live that the community accepts this. The town where I live now would label you a worthless whore and the place I grew up they would probably beat you.
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>>24628895
>For whites it's 7 inches

lol @ thinking latino men have smaller dicks than your pussywhipped white trash north american ass. even sandniggers have more testosterone than american boys
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>>24629184
>even sandniggers have more testosterone than american boys

Indians and Arabs have less T than whites. Their dicks are also smaller.

Spics do have the biggest dicks tho.
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>>24629222
indians are different from arabs you ignorant fuck. arabs and other middle easterners in general have high testosterone. lots of body hair, typically low voice, and cultures that don't let women control the men.
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>tfw I am Portuguese
>tfw I have a huge dick
>tfw I am white and christian
>tfw Portuguese ancestors c.ucked the negros, pakis, indians, american indios, chinese, japanese, etc
>tfw I carry the Chaddiest genes of all time

shit I am genetically blessed and superior but still never been hugged by a girl
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>>24629595
>>tfw I carry the Chaddiest genes of all time
>shit I am genetically blessed and superior but still never been hugged by a girl

nice contradiction, retard.
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>>24625408
It just means there are guys out there fucking thousands of women and im still a virgin. The whole 80-20 thing or whatever
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Source on that OP? I mean, I suppose I could figure it out if I knew that spade logo since it's clearly shane diesel. But could you save me some trouble and tell me the scene name / girl's name?
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>>24624668
I had a hit and quit with a manlet, even though he lied about being 5'7 (he was 5'3) I decided to date him anyway because he was nice.

Wow he had a big dick, it really threw me off because he's so short. Basically tore me open and I couldn't finish, haven't had sex since then but I think I'm even less of a virgin than before (first and only bf had a small D)
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>>24629032
>Where the fuck do you even live that the community accepts this.

Any moderately sized or larger city in the entire world aka FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
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>>24629595
le monsier supreme
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>>24628445
/r9k/ what do I do about these feelings of inadequacy???
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>>24628895
Kek
>>24629222
>Spics have the biggest dicks
Please ok. We ALL know who has the biggest dicks. And they come in the darker shade. Latino men are the close second tho, even if only because of the Black ancestry in them as well.
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>>24632149
someone really hates portugal if they went through the trouble of making the graphic just to shit on portugal
probably got keked by a portuguese
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