I'm going to join a swingers club. I need to wear a wristband because I'm a single male, I can't touch anyone without express permission, and I can't leave the front area unaccompanied.
How do you predict this will go?
Watch Louis Theroux's documentary about swingers
Depends on how attractive you are OP. I predict you'll awkwardly stand around the whole time and not get laid. Either way it sounds hilarious, please greentext for us afterwards.
How do you join one a single guy anyway?
>>24623822
Anything is possible with enough money. If there's one that doesn't let single males join, you can hire an escort and ask her to pretend to be your gf then get in.
The ones you can join as a single male, you join by ponying up the money. This one is $x00 yearly and $x0 at the door each time (with no guaranteed entry) for the gimped membership I described, and $x000 yearly for a less shit membership.
>>24623822
>Depends on how attractive you are OP. I predict you'll awkwardly stand around the whole time and not get laid.
Honestly I'm not hoping to get laid. The idea of actually having sex is kinda scary.
Omegle got completely taken over by spambots recently though, so I'm hoping to find a different place I can talk about sex.
>>24623820
Don't really want to.
I'm expecting old people though.
