>Have qt gf
>At this point been on 4Chan for 2 years
>Mainly /gif/ and /g/
>try /r9k/ for first time
>ohiamlaffin
>Browsing /r9k/ for keks and self-esteem boosts
>tfw 2 weeks later you're keked in same position
>tfe autistic sperlord robots predicted your future
Goddamn it, I wish I was making this up
>have gf
stopped reading right there
go fucking kill yourself and get off our board
>>24623228
Normie, newfag, kek and an attention seeker
i think you know what you have to do
Also
>wagekek af
>been drawing sad frogs on recipt paper all day
>for 2 days
>manager finds 30 frogs
>I have to pay for it out of paycheck
Fuck my miserable life
You make me seck
>>24623228
>being in a relationship
You have only yourself to blame.
Your punishment has only began~
>>24623268
this, you are not even close.
>open r9k
>close r9k
>go back to opening r9k because cannot think of anything else to do
>>24623268
>>24623300
>>24623320
>>24623329
But at least I plowed the poon before I got keked, right?
Isn't that the goal?
No rooting for a fellow 4chin?
>>24623413
There is no rooting for gross normality.
>>24623228
well these turn of events suits you perfectly
We tried to warn you bro
We told you
>>24623587
We used to have so much sex though, God, it was divine
>>24623532
>Virgin
Please be jealous elsewhere
>>24623697
Is someone jealous when they tell a drug addict that it is only his fault?
>>24623737
>jealous when they tell a drug addict that it is only his fault
>drugs don't have breasts
Your argument is invalid
