what is your job
>left my neet life to go work at wal mart
plastic machinist in a low end plant
>>24623161
Night audit at a motel. I get paid to do nothing.
>>24623161
Stay-At-Home Son
(2011 - Present)
Job Description: Make sure me, mommy's pride and joy, keeps well fed and comfortable.
there is no reason to have a job in 2015
>>24623212
This desu. Its really stressful around thanksgiving, glad its over with.
Bartender for a pub/hotel, I thought I just had to serve drinks to a few customers on afternoon shifts, 2 weeks in and I was expected to keep the whole bar and hotel running with nobody else on shift to help me, all for minimum wage. Huge leap from being a NEET 2bh
BOISE FRY COMPANY
i flip burgers and shit
>>24623161
Special ed teacher, private school for the retarded and emotionally disturbed.
>tfw trying to teach autists the ways of the normies
One little sperg's actually getting to be somewhat sociable; a little more work, and he could be ready to be mainstreamed.
I will do my best to make sure this generation of autists doesn't grow up to be like you guys.
software engineer
I write mobile and web apps in javascript (mostly)
>>24623458
>mfw Europoors don't get tips
Bartending paid my way through college, thanks to tips, and I worked at a rundown dive bar.
>>24623225
Buying food, clothes, recreational items, Etc. seems like a good reason to me. And not sleeping on a park bench.
Metallurgist for one of the Big 3. Currently 'on loan' to their experimental division. Hopefully I can make it a permanent transition.
Work in law. Courts, spreadsheets, legal documents, and meeting clients. Learning about the law daily. Fun.
>>24623212
Fucking lel. 5/5. This is how you make a great resume.
>>24623458
Sounds cool, though all that responsibility can probably be draining.
I am a freelance poet
>>24624235
I'll give you a rare Pepe, if you write a poem, right now.
>>24624235
Anything been published yet?
>>24624255
Pepe was a sad frog
He was worrying his life away
But then he sought a change
And now he feels smug every day
>>24624255
gimmi gimmi chicken tendies
may they be spicy and from wendys.
>>24624275
Haven't written any poems yet desu
>>24624190
you can just get on welfare. literally free money.
Freelance animator.
>>24623161
my card says "IT Services Engineer"
its fancy talk for "the computer guy"
>>24624294
Thanks, family member, here's your Pepe, in exchange.
>>24623161
Do you have to perform CPR in case of a mobility scooter accident?
>>24623161
Cashier at dukin donuts
NEET, actively looking for work since September, and losing hope of having a decent career.
Had some temp work this Wed-Fri, in a call centre, which was incredibly dull. Bit of money coming in though, and it was made a bit easier knowing I wouldn't be there long. I have some more temp work next week, starting on Tuesday, which pays better and also sounds more interesting. Might go right up to Christmas, but might not, which would give me a week or two of justified NEETdom around the holidays.
Security guard in psych ward. I am among my brothers
>>24624396
>oh! so if i bring my laptop to you then you can fix it?
how many times have ye gotten that?
>>24624741
My family thanksgiving weekend consisted of me sitting in the corner fixing everyone's computers.
after thanksgiving my dad dragged my ass out to his church because "the internet was slow". "oh my son is a computer person, he will look at it fo free"
so yea, i get that a lot
oh and to top it all off i get /one/ day to myself to recharge my social batteries before i go back to work.
life is suffering.
>>24624371
No, you can't.
Speds, I fucking swear.
I make foods for peoples then smoke weed the rest of the day
Section co at Marks and Spencer (uk)
>>24624181
Surprisingly I get tips, on the bar its mostly regulars who are old and pretty wealthy, we get on well since our humours match and most usually say "put a drink in for yourself when you finish", managers say to put it through but choose if I want to withdraw the money later when they aren't there as refund or actually have the drinks, usually have one and call it a day.
>>24624226
It is draining familo, my managers are cool and all but they usually just pile more on than I want to deal with, they're only a call away but its a matter of being the only staff member on shift and site doing everything from changing kegs to booking guests with people storming the bar until my hours are over and someone else covers.
I'd take something in law over that.
>>24625123
project coordinator
get 38 a year and basically a secretary/office bitch for my boss.
>>24623161
>walmart
I'd rather be homeless.
>>24624648
Where are you starting temp work at?
I work at a warehouse 6 days a week
It's pretty laid back and the pay is good
>>24625549
This law firm. It's in the legal services department, and by the sound of it it's mostly copying stuff, bringing documents to lawyers, and general admin stuff. Sounds fairly easy to me, and walking around so much should keep me awake.
im an 18 year old trainee at a big chemical company
>>24623161
I worked at a Toms Warehouse sale for 2 weeks as a cashier and stocked in the back
now I'm back to being a NEET againIt felt good to make money again for those 2 weeks
>tfw coming to the realisation that you will never have a good career
>tfw you will never be more than mediocre
>>24625777
>It felt good to make money again for those 2 weeks
iktf
Even though it's pennies compared to what I got when I had a job, the 188 pounds I got from 3 days of temp work feel like a fortune now, especially considering how little work I did to earn them. Like I'm not just haemorrhaging money now.
EMT/Medic inna National Guard
Finishing my bachelors then off to grad school. At least I don't have any debt
i am forced to be a bitch in retail. the hours are good (35) so it keeps me busy. just about finished my 1st month of my 1st job ever. been NEET for 2-3 years. i hate it so much but at least ill be able to finally buy a PC to buy any food i want and save up to travel the world. my bosses are reasonable and friendly, too. i still think of suicide daily though
>>24623161
contract actuary
I determine financial risk of a bunch of different shit. I stay away from insurance companies though, because that's boring as fuck.
>>24626878
Doesn't that pay really well?
small time online fertilizer merchant. filling orders for usps and ups to pick up, with the occasional bulk order for farmers. liquid fish stored for 6 months in florida sun is the worst smell you can imaginebut I go back to uni in january so it's okay
>>24627096
It pays enough per contract that I can do 1 3 month contract every 2 years and own a home. I enjoy it a lot and mostly work from home. I've only gotten work through people that my family knows, and I don't have a college degree, so I can't really get employed anywhere else. But I've worked enough contracts in my network of employers that people trust me enough to hire me. In other words, it's not really doable for other people with the same level of education as me.
If you're willing to go to uni for stats or applied mathematics, it's a very good job to have. And there isn't a lot of competition for any level of actuary, especially if you get into an industry that doesn't normally use actuaries.
>>24627541
Shit, that sounds pretty good.
Shame I'm shit academically and have already been to uni.
