>be me
>29 yo
>married to a devoted 30 yo housewife
>(late)Thanksgiving dinner at my parents house
>Dad and my wife look at each other a lot
Aaaaaand later on they confessed to me that they had sex seven times before we both married. My mom knew what they did and she said they are getting a divorce. I'm also getting a divorce with my wife. What now? What can I do next with my life? I'm a bit sad, not really scared.
>>24623142
sorry about half your shit beta sucker
>>24623142
fuck your mom to get back at them
if you do not wear big smile and nod like it is all fine and everyone does this kind of thing then you will get rekt and fucked up.
play the game and get fucked.
I'd start by moving away from Alabama.
>>24623142
Have sex with your mom. Burn your wife's shit. She's a housewife so she didmt pay for anything you did. Don't tell me you didn't sign a prenup.
Beat the shit out of your dad. Disgusting.
>>24623142
Man, you're shit got fucked up.
>>24623189
this, and kill your dad, go full Oedipus on these cunts
>>24623142
Kill them all.
No seriously, I don't care how edgy it sounds, kill them all. It's the only real way for you to start your life again.
>>24623142
have a kid then fuck his wife
only way
That sucks, I was in the same boat with my fiancee, caught her fucking my dad. We didn't get married because of it, but I'm sorry to hear you got married and things went that far.
>>24623285
game or get*
>>24623524
Update: About two weeks ago my wife told me she's pregnant
>>24623583
have dad pay child support.
>Op's life when he realized he is a kek.
>>24623343
I think you can get a divorce and keep your shit on the grounds of infidelity.
>>24623608
Here's the thing. She is not even sure if it's mine.
You were smart enough to get a prenup, right?
>>24623666
According to OP she did all this before they married
>>24623663
>put it up for adoption
>tie her tubes
>>24623142
>29
The tides are changing OP. You will become the desired gender now.
I guess I might come out of the closet at once.
>>24623796
It's only changing because now they are all old and used up?
you think he's supposed to be happy about women I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole wanting him? That's not something to be happy about
>>24623663
abdicate your duty for the child
>>24623663
so it'll be your half-sibling and child
I found your mistake though anon
>2015
>getting married
>>24623914
I mean, I had worse things happen to me in life. This is really not a big deal of my wife cheated on me.
its 2015 god whats wrong with u u possesive manchild
>>24623142
Tell us the story op. Who told you
How did you react
Did you fight
Did the slut blubber and cry
Greentext the story. What happened that night and in the days after
>>24623142
literally my worst fear
>>24623189
This is the only sensible option.
But your wife did it BEFORE you married, so why divorce her?
Were they STILL fucking each other?
How long have you been married?That's assuming this story is even real.
Alright my fellow men, here the story.
>Durimg dinner, my dad and wife looked at each other over and over again.
>mom got up to get the dessert
>came back with pecan pie with vanilla ice cream
>after all of us getting a slice and scoop, my wife started to cry
>wife started to tell me what she did before we got married
>dad took over and said what exactly happened
>after dad says what happened, mom said that they she knew about it and that they're getting a divorce
>everything was calm and went back to normal
>went home immediately after eating
>wife told me she's sorry and didn't mean it
>I just stood there listening to her
>went to sleep afterwards
>woke up sad and didn't talk to my wife all day today
I'm not sure what to do now. I might move out of Oregon and just go live in New York. Well, after the birth of the child and divorce of course. Also, we've been married for an year and a half.
>>24624433
>>came back with pecan pie with vanilla ice cream
Can you describe this more? It sounds good and I'm hungry.
>>24624433
We want more details on your wife crying. If she was a cheating slut, at least we can get some feeling of justice if she was weeping a lot.
Also, you should tell everyone what she's done. Social shunning would be the least the cut deserves.
>>24623142
revenge m8, you should fuck your mom to get back at your dad
>>24623142
Fuck your mum to revenge
>>24623583
so you'll be the stepfather of your stepbrother
My wife cried on the way back home saying that it'll be okay for her to suffer, that I could have a better life with someone else, unless I wanted to stay because I love her that much. I love her, still I'm sad about what she did to me.
>>24624909
Sounds like you dad didn't even give a fuck bruh
>>24624909
if i were you i would get that bitch and my father out of my life definitively.
Listen to me. DO NOT GET MARRIED.
>>24623142
this is a made up kuck story. there's a pathetic neet kuck jerking his tiny penis to this thread as we speak.
