>be in highschool
>be beta and autistic
>sit next to classmate during lunch
>all his male/female friends came and sit around me(him)
>girl sits next to me
>7/10 with long blonde hair
>has boyfriend and I'm not interested anyways
>quietly chew on my spaghetti while looking down cause I'm autistic
>chew
>chew
>wtf.jpg
>what is this I'm chewing on?
>look down
>a single strand of blond hair sticking out if my closed lips
>omfg.PNG
>pull on it with minimal movement to avoid attention
>strand gets stuck and breaks between my front teeth
>Omg it's all over the inside of my mouth
>can't just spit it out or stick my finger in my mouth, I'm not that autistic
>stand up and grab a cup of water
>hope that no one's around so I can stick my finger into my mouth and pull it out
>literally crowded with kids
>mfw I had to swallow it with a cup of water
share your awkward situations here
>>24622575
I'll copy my awkward sex story from /b/
>be me
>First year on college campus
>meet 10/10 girl at party
>text her and go on multiple dates with her
>goes surprisingly well, as she is 10/10 and I think I have no chance of getting with her
>decide to go to her dorm room and bring drinks and watch Netflix on like 7th or 8th date
>bring some vodka
>we both drink, she says she doesn't want too much and gives me her cup
>end up getting pretty fucking drunk
>decide "fuck it" and try to make out with her
>she's totally into it
>we make out and she starts taking off her own clothes and mine
>"I've been waiting for this to happen" she says
>holyfuck.jpg.png
>we get completely nude, go up to her bed
>im rock hard and ready to fuck
>then
>she asks me if I have a condom
>"y-yeah it's in my backpack"
>get condor from backpack, unwrap it, etc. etc.
>takes a good 2 minutes to get condor and get back up to her bed
>about to put on condom
>.... oh fuck
>dick is soft
>dick is softer than soft its completely flaccid
>I experience whiskey dick for the first time in my life, and it happens when I'm with my 10/10
>she tries to put my flaccid dick in her, obviously doesnt work
>she sucks it
>we try everything
>it simply will not get hard
>get really nervous and through an unfortunate turn of events end up biting the bridge of her nose and knocking over her entire bookshelf
>end up just getting up and leaving
>never talk to her again
I actually really liked her too. Just kill me TO BE HONEST f@m
>>24623577
Normie got BTFO
That's what you get for over-indulging in alcohol, and for drinking under 21.
>Take best friend out for his 21st birthday
>we have a few beers, having a good time
>friend starts ordering shot after shot
>he's shitface drunk after shot #9
>bartender cuts him off
>He's too drunk to walk home, neither of us have cars
>decide to go chill in the laundry room of a shitty apartment complex across the street
>we relax and smoke a joint. It's like 2 AM, so we figure nobody will come into laundry room
>friend suddenly starts getting sick, and pukes into a washing machine
>a few minutes later, a huge black lady walks into the laundry room with a clothes basket and opens the washer
>She lets out a terrifying wail, and runs out
>I tell my friend we need to GTFO
>Friend is too high and drunk to move
>Moments later, the huge lady comes back with two big-ass musclebound men behind her
>ohfuck.exe
>One guy pulls out a pistol and demands that we empty our pockets
>Being a beta, I comply. The second guy takes my phone, rifles through my wallet, and throws it back to me.
>They start demanding that my friend empty his pockets, but he's too drunk to respond.
>Second guy pulls out a pistol, points it at me, and tells me I have 10 seconds to run, and starts counting down.
>I book it and get the fuck out.
>Hear the guy count down to 0, then hear my friend screaming in the distance
>next day, I get a call from friend. He's in the hospital.
>He thanks me for "saving his life and standing up for him."
"Uhh, y-you're w-welcome?"
>>24625578
I understood this until the mugging part.
>>24625578
The black woman went to get some men to mug you?
>>24625807
I'd assume that's what she did.
>>24625871
They ended up going to jail in the end. Still a terrifying experience, though.
>>24625912
damn son
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