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I was a shit in highschool. I kept stealing the RAM cards out of this kids computer and hiding them in the class. I blamed it on the grade 12's we shared the class with, and they got a stern talking to. I would also constantly scream like a fucking retard in the cafeteria and bang my hands on the desk hard. The worst thing I did though, and I kind of feel bad about, was I took the water cooler in this one class, and dumped a bunch of hand soap into it while the rest of the class was in the computer lab. I remember some weird girl that always gulped down the water loudly, drank a lot, but only complained that it tasted bad after she had drank all the water like a fucking camel. She barfed everywhere, and had little bubbles coming out the sides of her mouth. She went home, and apparently (her mother told her "friends" mom this) she was shitting full blown liquid poo. I felt real bad when I heard that, but it didn't stop me from spraying some girl's hairspray all over her bagel when she left the class. No one saw, and she even took a bite and spat it out. Oh, and I punched the French teacher in grade 10 and was suspended for two weeks. I was revered by the school scumbag pot heads after that, and I'm pretty sure the teacher was afraid of me, because she laughed at everything I said, even the time I laughed at her telling the class about her cat going missing.