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It's that time again.
Go hug your sister and post results.
Make sure to tell her, how much you love her!

Now go!
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I don't have a sister
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>>24619343
my sister attempted suicide on Thanksgiving, she's in the hospital.
I can't afford to travel and visit her right now.
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no, her cooking is shit and she steals my addrerall so now i have to lock it up
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>>24619343
>Why the fuck does Anon randomly come up and hug me then run away back to his room?
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>>24619343
ITT: Normies
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>>24619509
You're a bad brother
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>>24619560
lol probably.
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>>24619343
>tfw the psp kuroneko ending will never be canon
honestly what were they thinking with the ending, worse than toradora
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>>24619509
God that's fucking hot. Girls with a history of suicide attempts are fucked up, they often fuck hard. Give me her number, I'll go visit her.
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She uttered a soft "reeeeee"
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>tfw big brother doesn't hug me anymore
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i hugged my bro and he said that he hates having an ugly sister

thanks OP
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>tfw got a peek at my sister's tight tummy
Goddamn I'm going wild
I would do anything to see her tits
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>Chubby
>Bipolar
>Poor circulation so her toes are purple
>Tattoos
>Navel piercing
>Scars on her thighs from burning herself with a lighter
No fucking thanks.
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>>24619647
Why dont you put a spy camera in the shower? Dont forget to upload it to mommyless and give us the link
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>>24619707
Is your sister my girlfriend?

I hit that
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>tfw your sister blackmailed you into doing her math homework for her
>tfw she threatened that she'd out both my homosexuality and apostasy to our parents
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>>24620023
that's what you get for being a gay mudslime
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>>24619582
so go see her? It shouldn't matter how much it costs

also even if you're not close I'm sure it would mean a lot to her just you being there
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>>24619509
>attempted
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>>24619343
I don't live with my big sis...

>>24619509
Damn, if that's true I'm pretty sorry for you, and I hope that she'll get better, physically and mentally
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My sister disowned me this thanksgiving for blowing DAT DANK on her property.
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>>24620072
Wrong prophet anon.

It probably is my fault for staring at her friends too much though. Should have hid my power level better.
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>>24619343
>that feel when she makes a cute little gasp and says I love you too.
>that feel when she come into your room 5 minutes later and does it to you.
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>>24620148
To think that you fuckers are the frontline for the survival of white genetics in the Americas

Stay in the atheistic closet. Never lose or turn your back on the connections and the culture you have direct access to. The hedonists will not help you in life.
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I don't have a sister so I hugged my female cat, now I have a scratch on my neck and it stings like hell. Next time she goes into heat I'm going to q tip the shit out of her
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>>24620148
Also, for the love of god, seriously try to get your sister to fall in love with you, and have passionate sex with her on a regular basis.
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>>24620302
Anon the LDS is dying, has been for quite awhile.

Besides that pan-aryanism shit just gets you shit like the Kingston Clan.
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>>24620380
That would be extremely gay.
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>>24619343
>tfw no qt 3.14 sister
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>>24620498
>LDS is dying
Really? How?
http://www1.cbn.com/churchandministry/mormons-are-fastest-growing-religion

>pan-aryanism shit just gets you shit like the Kingston Clan
There are more racial denominations to Europe than only the Aryans. Hopefully some of them will be able to assemble an intelligent form of racialism.
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>>24620527
Get out there and start a Nazi movement god damn it.
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>>24620620
A common misconception not supported by fact. http://www.sltrib.com/lifestyle/faith/2500019-155/christianity-shrinking-in-us-mormon-numbers

Not only are the numbers flat this is only possible because the LDS disguises the number of people who have left the church. They only count you as a non member if you have made a formal resignation or been expelled. For people like me I'll be on the registry till I'm 110, even if I were to die tomorrow they would still count me as a member.

>Europeans
>Uniting
>Working together
>Europeans

Again your pan-aryan everyone is white bullshit is about as realistic as ancient Babylonian wooden submarines
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>Go into my little sister's room
>Ask what she's doing
>Braiding her hair (I asked even though I could see that)
>Flick her in the shoulder
>She laughs
>Brief silence
>Say I'm bored
>She asks if I want to braid her hair
>Say not really
>Say okay bye
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STOP THESE THREADS GUYS ITS NOT FAIR ON IMOUTO-LESS ROBOTS LIKE ME!!!
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>tfw no sister to hug
>tfw no one at all to hug
Great thread op..
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>>24620969
You should have braided her hair, anon. It might be the only time you get to touch female hair.
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>>24620734
But anon I'm a grill so I'm not ordained to the priesthood. I haven't been given the celestial keys by the holy father.

The key is symbolic of a dick
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>>24620302
>survival of white genetics
>atheistic closet
do us all a favor and kill yourself
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>>24620899
You tell em sistah
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>sister is cooking
>sneak up behind her and pick her up to swing her around
>she screeches
>relaxes and hugs me when she realizes who it is

My sister is so qt. I wish we weren't related.
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>>24621059
Gerald Peterson go to bed you are too old to be on a Mongolian calligraphy E-forum.
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>>24621128
>I wish we weren't related
You've got the wrong approach anon

>>24621155
Gays, political peers, and racial foreigners won't look after you as well as your own kind. It has always been that way, and no group or movement of hypocritical, righteous hippies is going to change that, no matter what they say. You will learn that lesson now, or your descendants will learn it later.
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>>24621327
>He thinks normies don't hate him because he's part of the same ethnic group

Your naivete is adorable.
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>>24621327
She's very religious, so no luck there. We were raised Catholic.
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>>24619343
But...should I? I am not in bad terms with her but we have been quite distant for the last few years. It would feel awkward.
I think it's because, when we were kids, ( I am 21 now, six years older than her) we used to quarrel a lot, due to me constantly being a dick to her (I admit it was because I was jelous before she was born I was the only baby in the family, I didn't even have any cousin yet, so she took part of the attention that I previously had all for myself).
Yet, I can see she cares for me. For example when she goes shopping with my mom, if she sees something that I may like (like a nerdy t- shirt or whatever), she insists a lot on buying it.
It'd be nice to show that I care for her as well, so should I really give it a try?
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>>24621514
Do it, faggot!
Your sister is waiting.
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>>24621459
In the case that physical intimacy would cause psychological damage due to a particular religious, cultural, or familial background, that makes things more challenging, but is not impossible to overcome. With the proper disposition, patience, and persistence, you can bring her to all-but-phyiscal-contact; you can bring her to the point where it is everything-but-the-icing.

From there, she will likely start to crumble under the internal conflict, and will want direction. That's where you come in. Ideally she will feel comfortable enough with you that she broaches the subject. That's where you give her the understanding and compassion she will (ideally) want.

This will only work if you really love her anon. You can't just be a creepy perv, or it will inevitably blow up.
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>>24621459
Incest is wrong anon. Especially with this fucker who wants you to do it to "purify" the blood lines. Next he'll be telling you that he's entitled to all your daughters and that your only allowed to fuck your wife with his permission. Then he'll go to jail and end up having his followers kek you anyways.
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>>24621413
Do you lock the door to your house at night? Why? Don't you know that everybody is equal at heart?
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>>24621459

BREED WITH HER
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>>24621797
My parents took away the door in my room when I started to go through puberty so I wouldn't masturbate.

Joke was on them though, I did it anyways.
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>>24621788
>Especially with this fucker who wants you to do it to "purify" the blood lines.

Woah, woah, woah. You are jumping to conclusions like a mad motherfucker, my friend.

In no way have I said, ever, anywhere, that incest is healthy for genetic purity. No, I just like it as a fetish, personally. But, conversely, that does not mean that racemixing is ideal, either. I think I read somewhere that third cousin is the idea genetic distance for optimal compatibility and genetic diversity. Third cousin hardly has the same appeal of incest, though, unfortunately.
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>>24621797
Not him. But I do lock my door. Why? Because white assholes are just as likely to rob my house as blacks, yellows, sandniggers you stupid cunt.
>>24621788
>Especially with this fucker who wants you to do it to "purify" the blood lines
agreed
>Incest is wrong
Not really if it's between consenting adults.
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>>24621788
Yeah I'm not into incest, I just wish I could get a girl who was a similar level of attractive and had good values like her.
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>>24621883
>avoiding the question

I wish my parents had taken more proactive steps to prevent my porn addiction. It would've done me a world of good if I hadn't had the ability to be alone on the internet during puberty. I tried masturbating to the oreimo doujins recently; I couldn't even cum. I'm too used to the soulless brand of mainstream american shit.
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>>24621900
>Because white assholes are just as likely to rob my house as blacks, yellows, sandniggers you stupid cunt.

Not really, but let's pretend that's true for the sake of argument.

What makes you think that your family is anymore trustworthy than strangers? Just because they're related to you means they're better people? That sounds kind of racist anon. Everybody is equal.
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>>24621911
>I just wish I could get a girl who was a similar level of attractive and had good values like her.

What about her?

It's only incest if you have a child.
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>>24621885
Nice try but I know your type. At first you start off with saying only white people should be in the religious community and then you start spouting off about Blood atonement.

Before you know it you're starting a program of systematic excommunication of young boys so you can fuck 13 year old girls.

Shit has been done all across the South West.
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>>24621037
I hate this bullshit. Stop pretending not to like men
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>>24621942
I don't have my own set of keys to the house so it's not really possible for me to lock any of the doors to the outside.

Mormon ladies are not allowed to hold keys, we can't be ordained.
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>tfw just a nuisance to sisters

they're nice to me but act that way out of pity. i don't really deserve to be treated normal, though. i am pretty weird. still feels bad, though.
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>>24622091
>I don't have my own set of keys to the house

but anon, my sister's a mormon and has her own keys to her and her husband's house. pretty sure your family is fucked up even by mormon standards.
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>>24619510

What brand of Adderall do you take?
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>that feel when no qt big sister
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>>24622083
I'm sorry have I triggered you?
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>>24622091
>avoiding the question again
>religion is sexist!

>>24622057
>Nice try but I know your type.
Openly porn addicted, incestuous, bisexual nazis? Yea, we're all over the place.

>At first you start off with saying only white people should be in the religious community
My religion is race, so yes, I would say this.

>Before you know it you're starting a program of systematic excommunication of young boys so you can fuck 13 year old girls.
Shotas are sexy too. This is just me, but I'd probably want to keep them around too.

>Shit has been done all across the South West.
Has it now? Then, with the power of the internet, it shouldn't be too hard for you to find me three examples, say, in the next 10 minutes.
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>>24622138
Sounds like some Jack Mormon bullshit, or worse New Order heresy. They probably live in Flagstaff.
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> learned that I have a half-sis when I was 20
> she was like 15 at the time
> over the years we got quite close, we were seen as the "happiest / cutest couple"
> even family friends, who knew we are related, made certain suggestions
> mfw the perfect love can never be, because I'm not her type and she once claimed she doesn't support the incest idea at all

And yet we still talk on semi-daily basis, see each other quite often and have cozy movie nights.

This is a level in purgatory I wish to noboy.
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She's a college radfem though. She accused me of mansplaining to her in front of my family. She said that my job in IT only pays well due to institutional sexism. She also wears yoga pants and has a tight body.

I don't think I can do it.
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>>24622191
Please. Just listen to me. I'm begging you.
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>>24622242
I don't think you understand anon we can't have keys. Not even to the fuse box in the chapel.

The FLDS, the Kingston Clan, The Righteous Branch, The Church of the Firstborn and the General Assembly of Heaven, the Apostolic United Brethren. I can go on.
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>>24622262
>I'm not her type

SLUT
L
U
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Have you ever heard your sister moan while playing with herself?
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>>24622384
>I don't think you understand anon we can't have keys.

You don't need a key to lock most residential doors from the inside, which was the question I asked.

>Do you lock the door to your house at night? Why? Don't you know that everybody is equal at heart?
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>>24622384
Kek, and maybe we shouldn't give women keys, if you're going to argue that the concept of universal equality invalidates the necessity of locks. Look at what Merkel has done to Germany.
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>>24622385

Not so fast. She's 21 and still a virgin.
Probably has some grand delusion(s) of what sort of a man is good enough.
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>>24622444
>You don't need a key to lock most residential doors from the inside

Sounds like a lie made up by the Sons of Perdition.
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>>24622498
>mfw the perfect love can never be, because I'm not her type and she once claimed she doesn't support the incest idea at all

You're never going to be "their type." Most of us aren't. You have to go out there and make it happen. It won't always work, but if you let womens' opinions dictate what you're going to try and undertake, you're never going to get anywhere.
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>>24622481
Anon the only lock is your own sin, all you have to do is accept the one true church of Christ into your life. Don't you want to be exalted to the highest glory of Heaven?
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>>24622517
See, you're making this difficult intentionally. This is getting ridiculous. You know better.
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If i had a sister she would have been disgusted.
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Do you anons actually do this? I havent hugged my sister in years.. I mean we are close, but we do t hug...
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>>24622601
Satan step up your game I'm not going to fall for that lame Photoshop job. If you want me to join you in outer darkness you're going to have to do better.
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>>24619343
>asking robot master race to touch a filthy degenerated usep up whore that hates him
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>>24622600
>Anon the only lock is your own sin
Not a bad way to approach life senpai. Way better than what I did, which was the whole "God isn't real and there's no such thing as sin," route.

>all you have to do is accept the one true church of Christ into your life
Not really enough due to a lack of Jesus. Although, even when he was here to do the dirty work himself, it still wasn't enough.
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>>24622633

these threads are thinly veiled incest / story / feel sharing threads, not literally going and hugging your sister
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My little sister is 8 years younger than me and is currently asleep, I don't feel sneaking into her room and spooning her would be appropriate.

I saw her drawing chibi manga the other day, massive eyes and all. Maybe I should push her down the anime path so one day she can be drawn to this site.
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>>24622633
>I havent hugged my sister in years.. I mean we are close, but we do t hug...

Get your life together and start working on her anon. You can start today. Find something you feel the most comfortable doing together with her, and build it from there. She's not going to go with you if you're a loser. Clean yourself up.
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>>24622658
So you'll give us ten percent of all your income right? Cause that's the only way you're getting a temple recommend and you can't get into the Celestial Kingdom without having a temple marriage, let alone becoming a fully exalted like heavenly father.

Jesus will return soon anon we are living in the later days of earthly existence.
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>>24622730
>Maybe I should push her down the anime path so one day she can be drawn to this site.

Is it your goal toto turn your sister into a demented whore, anon? Look at the women here. This site is 95% dudes.
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These incest fantasies aren't about growing up with a sister and then deciding you love each other.
They're about wishing you were born into the same family as a cute girl who was obliged to like you.

I totally get it. It would be nice to have a girlfriend served up to you like that. But this fantasy is exclusively the product of being socially awkward and afraid of people. Cute and nice girls who AREN'T your sister do exist.
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Femanons are always a disappointment. They are not loving at all.
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>>24622807
maybe one day she'll make some anons very happy
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>>24622773
10 percent is reasonable. I'm strongly considering finding a mormon wife. How's a man to raise children in this world? You need the support of a strong community, which there is no such thing in babylon. Only media and educational brainwashing.
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>>24622262
>learned that I have a half-sis when I was 20
What
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>>24622838
Maybe if you gave up coffee and alcohol.
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>>24622834

google 'genetic sexual attraction' and read up
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>>24622834
>These incest fantasies aren't about growing up with a sister and then deciding you love each other.
>They're about wishing you were born into the same family as a cute girl who was obliged to like you.

I don't think you get it anon
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>>24622866

Long story short..

> dad fucked mom, got me, ran away
> dad fucked another girl, got sis, ran away
> dad had this great idea to introduce me to my half-sis
> has no idea how bad he fucked up my life
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>>24622857
Sure you could do that. You should proably go on a two year mission though if you want a non married one though. Otherwise you'll probably end up with a divorce who got married when they were sixteen, either so they could finally have sex or get out of their 18 month mission. This could be a problem for you though if she and her ex got sealed in the temple though. Because that shit is eternal and she can't be sealed to more than one person. And to get into the Celestial kingdom you have to be sealed to someone. Either way though you'll be getting spiritually keked.
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Having to do this is really sad and diminishing of me, but before answering I should probably say that I'm white and not muslim. (atheist, former catholic)
Truth be told, Islam is the religion I dislike the most, but if you are a respectable person I don't care what beliefes you hold.
>>24622018
>racist
Are you really this stupid or just 12 years old?
I trust my family because I know it, not because I think it's superior or because they are blood related Being racist implies asserting the superiority of a "race" (wake up people, it's 2015, there are no human "races") over another. Oh no doubt, I'm sure you really believe that bullshit. Tell me more about how inferior muslims are taking over your town anon.
>equal
Equal, in this context, mean that we, as human beings, all have the same rights (or should have, at least), not that we all have the same attitude, ethics or behaviour.

If these strawmen are all the arguments you have perhaps you should stop pushing your racist nonsense on the internet
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My work colleague has a half brother, who has a half sister, who is not related to my colleague.

I wonder how it would feel for them to do anything lewd.
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>>24623020
>Tell me more about how inferior muslims are taking over your town anon.

I respect the Arabs for having a strong, family and loyalty oriented culture. Of course it is a problem that they view the current situation as a religious conquest.

But no, I'm not being robbed by foreigners atm because I don't live in Europe. For someone who hates "hatred and inequality" as much as you do, it's strange you find it funny that that's happening to other people, just because they're white.
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>>24623020
>Unironically posting the [current year] meme

Goddamn you are dumb. Learn a non western language and travel. Racial universalism is only practiced by white people.
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>Go to the sister's room
>"What do you need?"
>"I want to hug you"
>"WTF? Are you drunk?"
>"Because people on the internet said that to me"
>"Get the fuck out, idiot"

Well, it didn't went well OP.
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>>24619343
>tfw no imouto to hug
>tfw you idiots ruined your own relationship with your sis
>tfw other idiots who don't talk to her

are you guys literally retarded? you get free contact with a girl that could help cure you're autism and instead you completely ignore her, even though you spend at least half the day together?

You idiots that don't even try should just off yourselves to be real honest
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