Is it normal for guys to wake up with erections?
is this a real question
Welcome to puberty.
Yes, didn't you learn this in school, you squidding squidposter?in b4 lewdposters
>>24618912
What? Yeah that's really normal. You've never heard of morning wood?
It's called morning wood. How the fuck don't you know this?
>>24618932
I slept close to my friend and I woke up first but he had an erection and I didn't mention it during breakfast. I was just making sure.
There are guys that don't wake up with morning wood every single day? Low test imo
>>24618986
You woke up next to him having a boner, and you didn't do anything to alleviate it. What kind of friend are you, really?
>>24619024
We're platonic friends.
>>24618912
Yes I think I wake up with an erection every morning. I know I did this morning.
>>24618936
But it doesn't end at puberty.
>>24618936
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>>24619024
>Taking obvious bait
srsly
>>24618912
Yes, are you a girl or a eunuch?
I get them all through out the night as well, so hard and powerful they sometimes keep me awake or force me to fap.
It's a sign of good sexual health i guess
>>24618912
THE FIRST TIME I GOT AN ERECTION I THOUGHT I WAS SICK AND CRIED
>>24619149
The first time I came blood, I thought I was going to die and cried in bed.
>>24619042
You forgot to mention that he's a betamax c u c k
>>24618912
Yeah it's normal. Its called morning wood. Happens to every guy pretty much every night. Its why we have to either sit down or do the leaning tower of pisa when we piss in the morning.
I'm assuming you're a girl, so just ignore it I guess.
>>24619174
He's not like that. I'm pretty sure he's gay actually(and he knows I have a boyfriend) which is why I found his erection weird.
anyone else here never had morning wood? I only learned about it when I first watched NGE
>tfw stopped getting morning wood a few months ago and now I can't even get hard
Am I a kek now?
>>24619256
You probably fapped to much, just let it rest for a week.
>>24619256
no you have low testosterone
talk to a doctor
>>24619198
>have you ever been so beta that everyone assumes that you're gay
>>24619296
I went a week without fapping, didn't help. Just made my balls hurt.
>>24619301
So I'm gonna have to take testosterone injections for the rest of my life?
Ah, I remember the first time I jacked it, I was in middleschool and a good friend of mine told me to try tugging on my junk. I was watching south park at home when I had remembered what he told me. I got up and went to the restroom. I stood over the toilet and began thinking about a girl from my class. It felt amazing, not even lasting a minute. I shot my load all over the toilet and began to freak out as my friend did not mention this part. I was afraid to touch it but I knew I had to clean it up. That night I did it another 2 or 3 times.
>>24619331
What video is this?
>>24619350
>So I'm gonna have to take testosterone injections for the rest of my life?
I seriously doubt it
my guess is he'll tell you to stop jacking it, eat certain foods and exercise
this solves most problems so it's worth trying them first rather than pay a doctor depending on what country you're from
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>>24619301
it can also mean that the heart is on its way out, too. there's a saying in china that you shouldn't loan money to a man who doesn't wake up with morning wood, because he'll soon die and be unable to pay it back
>>24619365
I wish I had the balls to tell my story, it's kinda creepy.
>>24619478
I wouldn't be surprised. I've got high cholesterol and high blood pressure. Well, it was nice knowing you guys.
>>24619497
>>24619497
Tell your story anon
>>24619549
W-well, you know how girls from the 90s sometimes bought big dolls?
>>24619371
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2024001/UK-riots-2011-London-Birmingham-people-forced-strip-naked-street.html
Why it's a daily occurrence in the multicultural haven of britbongistan
>>24619592
no, but continue
>>24619592
I don't like where this is headed
>>24619650
My step sister basically bought a doll as big as her and dressed her in her clothes. She smelled very good and they stored it in the closet.
>>24618912
No you fucking freak! Jesus, what's wrong with you?
>>24619677
interesting, do you have a fetish for dolls now anon?
.... It this thread really happening?
you are ether too young to be here, retarded, or need to post your tits.
>>24619701
I-I'm sorry.
>>24619704
No, it was a one time thing only. I tried to kiss it but it was hard plastic and it was a weird feeling. Then I started rubbing against it trying to hug it, that's when I got an erection and well, things happened.
>>24620152
What things, anon?
>>24619064
It sadly didn't end at puberty
>>24619087
Remember when trolling was funny and creative? Today someone acts like a total retard and when someone says that hes retarded he says he trolled him.
>>24618912
2bh i never have morning wood, but i've never had problems with ed either
>>24618912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ID5rtXgco0
Come on now, OP. Do some research and solve this mystery.
>>24619350
what, dont tell me you dont want to be juicy as faarrkk
>>24618912
9/10 times I wake up with morning wood.
>>24620632
People are already calling me a freak, I'd rather not specify because it hurts my self esteem.
