Semi-daily reminder that Mystery.jpg is a literal normie whore who fucks random men off soc
>>24618862
>Implying that any whore here isnt fucking off robots
She should be banned from here
She looks kinda like bam margera in drag.
>>24618862
Can confirm that that is her
>>24618862
naww, adorable terrier. could somebody remind what kind of it was?
>>24619022
looks like a yorkie
>>24618862
OP why do you care
We're all on the edge of our seats here man
>>24619063
bored
lonely
want to drive a slut off this board
pick one
>>24619063
if i remember right she mentioned that she felt lonely. she is faring off way better than most of us.
I heard she's a bit of an ass kisser, and kind of a brown noser.
>>24619063
I heard she broke that spic Fish's heart or some shit like that.
>>24619088
>want to drive a slut off this board
This sounds like a personal problem more than anything. Why do you want this? Do you feel personally attacked? Has she behaved rudely to you? I'm all ears.
>>24619147
While I wouldn't use such slurs, this reason at least is a good reason to want someone to leave a community. Emotional manipulation is no fun to experience.
>>24619088
You're just as big of an attention whore as she is.
>>24619202
She manipulated everyone for her own self gratification
>>24618862
I'd like to ram my penis repeatedly into the back of her throat until I ejaculate, spit on her face, and never call her again.
Is that really the Bitch who complains about being ugly every day? I really don't believe that mystery is actually a girl.
>>24618862
Brb posting on /soc/
>>24619202
I do not feel as if someone who enjoys casual sex is a good fit in a community of people very much against that. It's like if a 12 year old tried to check into an old folks home, or if an abusive father tried to get into a battered women's shelter
>>24619202
That isn't me, they are trying to ruin my e-cred by posting a fake picture I sent to Fish.
Vyro and Fish are mad because I didn't want to talk to them. Fish is literally an unstable maniac. I've never had sex with people I met online, in fact there is only one person on this board who knows my true identity. I'm scared of men and hate them, why would I want to have sex with them?
This is ironic coming from (>>24619459) Vyro, who literally HAS had casual sex with multiple femanons. Every femanon I speak to off of this board talks about having her heart broken by him. I have a friend who has told me about he cheated on his e-gf and had sex with multiple femanons. Vyro is the slut, and he is mad that his sexual antics drove him off the board many months ago, now he is trying to tarnish my only hobby (shitposting) because he is jealous.
>>24618862
Are you upset anon???
>>24619771
Vyro might be just as bad as you but the picture is you. You've sent me quite a few of them as well. I'll go dig them up for you now
>>24619771
What the fuck
You're blatantly lying you dumb whore, I've literally never even met up with a girl from this board you fucking idiot. Whoever your friend is is a lying cunt
>>24619459
>implying the stated positions of this community are anything other than a joke
senpai just I can't even
all this drama over normie tripfags and attention whore femsluts
popcorn time t b h
>>24619805
I am not that cute, and I am fat irl, which is why I catfish all of the temporary people I speak with online.
>tfw you have problems too, yet you'll still never be as bored/empty/retarded as these particular tripshitters
christ, just get a hobby
>>24619834
Stop playing pretend. We both know that that is you.
>>24619771
You're both tripfags, please kill yourselves or stop posting on an anonymous imageboard
>>24619817
Nah, you are a whore. So many women corroborate the same exact story, and everyone remembers the drama you had with your lil gf. If you want to turn this board into /soc/ 2.0, I don't care either way, I'm still ugly and fat and incel, you're the normie with e-friends and e-gfs. There is an unwritten rule in imageboard culture where tripfags should not address each other and tripdrama should not exist.
But then again, you're a normie who has had sex multiple times and thrives off of attention, so who am I kidding.
>>24619088
Dude, you whore for female attention here and on /cgl/. I've seen it countless times.
>tfw you are the only good trip
>>24619088
>slut
>implying you're not a giant slut yourself
gtfo you goofy looking wet lettuce piece of shit. I don't think there's a single person that wants you here
>>24619942
No you aren't.
You're a pretty cool guy, but no.
You are a faggot.
>tfw /r9k/ is a bad dream and Laoche is the Godhead
>>24619961
Only when I wear a skirt okay?So never because I don't wear skirts
>>24618862
>tfw tripfags from 2013 want to feel relevant again
lawlawlawlawlawlawl
>>24619945
This. I've seen this faggot exchange contact details with femanons numerous times before. Wading into threads and posting his goofy face, picking out any girl who called him cute and regaling her with tales about how lonely and sad he was, angling at sympathy.
>>24619942
>>24619889
>>24619817
please fuck off and kill yourself you fucking attention whoring fags
>>24619889
We're gonna need more proof than just "muh evidence bc I say so"
>>24619984
>that joke
godbless
Daily reminder that Vyro is a slut. Pic related
This reminds me of pre-drama ban on /cgl/. I like it.
>>24620025
I'm never posting my identity on the internet, ever. This isn't going to stop me from complaining about being fat and ugly.
I miss izzy
>>24620088
She'd look great taking black cock
>>24620088
Who did this sperm wyrm sleep with?
>>24620077
I never asked you to post your fucking identity. Post evidence. You can shitpost all day about other tripfags that I honestly don't care about, but you have given me literally no evidence that says I should care at all.
I miss haysacks
>>24619973
Has anyone heard from Laoche in a while? I was friends with him on Skype about 3 years ago. He was cute, I hope he's doing alright.
Shut up you ugly attention whore
>>24618862
Whether fake or not I'd love to shoot a rope all over that qt little face.
The girls kinda qt aswell...
>>24620077
If this is really true then who is>>24618862
You have no reason to protect some attention whore..
>>24619238
>She manipulated everyone for her own self
gratification
How very descriptive.
>>24619459
>I do not feel as if someone who enjoys casual sex is a good fit in a community of people very much against that.
Wow, I didn't realize you represented an entire anonymous message board. Was the election held recently?
>>24619771
>I'm scared of men and hate them, why would I want to have sex with them?
Can't blame ya.
>>24620128
No, no one has heard of him.
This isn't the robot you are looking for
>>24619973
>>24620128
no, fuck off eeyore
>>24620142
>Can't blame ya.
Why not?
>>24620138
Cool your jets.
How do you get laid by fembots?
I assume use a tripcode and spam the board like the rest of the losers?
>>24620128
He just posted earlier in the thread, newfriend.
>>24620145
Oh, okay. I could be wrong but I thought I remember that being his name. He was German and a ginger and he was in college and played a lot of dota 2. Sorry anon.
>>24620028
vyro is so cute i want to fucking shave his head and whip the attention whore out of him
>>24620159
Have you seen men act when they think no one is watching? It's terrifying.
>>24620138
I dunno, someone in another thread said that it was an "underaged attention whore from rate me threads and r9komegle"
I am not underaged, I'm almost in my late 20s, I have bad acne and my nose actually exists on my face. I wish I looked like that qt. I'm not protecting anyone, I just want to post about being ugly and fat (aka all I post about) without people trying to tell me its not true
>>24620162
No answer? It's clearly you Mystery you dumb whore. This is what happens when you give Chad's pictures online.
>>24620117
She still attention whores from time to time on the board. I don't think she'll ever truly leave.
>>24620198
What exactly is terrifying about it?
Why do women who fear men come here and make their attitude even worse by exposing themselves to the sort of hatred displayed on this board? I don't get it.
>>24620225
She is in jail for a few months.
>>24620188I'm Laoche
>>24620142
>Wow, I didn't realize you represented an entire anonymous message board. Was the election held recently?
you don't know a thing about this board's culture, do you?
fuck off to reddit roastie
>>24620179
Do yourself and me a favor by killing yourself.
>>24620258
>you don't know a thing about this board's culture, do you?
>culture
lol
>>24620227
>What exactly is terrifying about it?
>hatred displayed on this board?
At any rate, sometimes it can be entertaining.
>>24620253
Oh wow where have I been? Did you graduate?! How have you been?! Why did you change your trip?
>>24620253
I used to lurk those threads but was too socially anxious to meet weirdos on /r9k. didnt you guys scrim sometimes? Was Greenshirtbanger there?
>>24620164
pls respondo
>>24620283
>At any rate, sometimes it can be entertaining.
You're just hurting yourself in the long run, trust me. This place makes women hate men.
>PEOPLE TAKING 4CHAN AND IT'S PEOPLE SERIOUSLY
>MEETING UP WITH ANONS OR TRIPFAGGOTS FOR SEX
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES DESU SENPAI
>>24620283
you're LITERALLY why this board has cancer roastie and you fucking tripfags and anime fucking faggot posters GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24620291
We had some shitty 5v5 r9k matches yeah.
Also had a team going for some time but eventually people were too lazy to show up for matches.
>>24620286
Got a gf and stopped browsing r9k until like a few days ago. Still studying and thats about it. I never changed my trip
Also here is desolation if anyone is interested, got it from him on skype.
>>24620300
>implying women don't hate us anyway
80% men are literally invisible and undateable to women
women who come here and hate us only do so because they can't face the truth
>>24620334
Not surprised he hates women.
>>24620300
>This place makes women hate men.
Friend, this place isn't the only thing that does that, trust me.
>>24620353
>80% men are literally invisible and undateable to women
Hey, sucks to suck.
>>24619889
>There is an unwritten rule in imageboard culture where tripfags should not . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . exist
fixed that for you
literally kill yourself you fucking tripfag whore
>>24620378
>Friend, this place isn't the only thing that does that, trust me.
What else makes you feel this way?
>>24620077
you literally are identifying yourself with a tripcode you stupid slut
>>24620295
You gotta j-j-j-jam it in.
>>24620389
Life.
Women hate men everywhere. It isn't just 4chan.
>>24620389
Reality.
But this thread isn't about me.
>>24620445
>Women hate men everywhere.
I don't believe this. A lot of women like masculinity in the same way a lot of men like femininity. Maybe women just feel let down. Not hate.
And what bad experiences have you had that caused you to feel this way?
>>24620164
anon. why do you want to get laid by fembots. you should want to get laid by fembot. singular.
be smart. be loyal. be grateful
i apprc that
>this thread
haven't seen tripshits fighting like this in quite a while
>>24620471
see
>>24620473
I just think going on this board if you feel this way is a kind of self-torture.
>>24620473
If you get 3 or more women together in one place, they will discuss their hate of men together at some point. It is fact.
>>24620295
>be attractive
>post pic in faces of r9k thread and keep it updating until the janny deletes it in 4-5 hours
>sort through the gay guys asking to fuck you
>pick up attention whore "fembot"
>fuck her and leave
that's how vyro and all the other male attention whores did it
r9k actually has a vibrant hook up culture going on, where chads and staceys fuck each other and pretend to have depression
think about that the next time you see a "fembot here" or a "my gf" thread
>>24620505
who hurt you buttercup
>>24620495
Yeah, I don't believe that. Hate is too strong a word.
>>24620505
Can confirm. Have fucked fembots but I've never screwed one over.
>>24619889
Post those stories then, cunt.
>>24620535
>Yeah, I don't believe that. Hate is too strong a word.
Ok so you're definitely male. Why are you fighting against this so much? If you were female, you would have seen it first hand.
>>24620544
I could, but I have not been given explicit permission by these women to do so, and therefore if I posted the chatlogs between us, it would be a breech of their privacy. I care too much about females to do something like that. Unlike you, who seems to enjoy whoring around and hatefucking emotionally unstable womyn.
>>24620531
the "fembots" who add you, ask for pics, then drop all contact
they're just 16 year old girls going through that "omg I'm ugly phase" and looking for free dick and free compliments
>>24620535
>Yeah, I don't believe that.
seriously >>24620577 is right. that's like a prime topic of conversation with females. you can ask any female about their experiences with males and they will have multiple bad ones
>>24620577
I've been close to enough women to know most of them don't hate men, maybe feel despondent, but not hate.
>>24620629
good luck finding people to parrot your worldview back to you
>tripfag drama
Fuck off the cgl or whatever shithole you came from you fucking faggots.
>>24620618
>I have no proof but I still want to have the last word
as much as I hate vyro for being a whiny little shit and leading on his harem of cutter girls, you're a fucking cancer as well with you and the other shallow r9k sluts
>>24620629
It's usually not "hate", it's more just a general sense of distrust and caution.
>>24620664
Are you new? There was drama around Vyro fucking every femanon in sight a few months ago, just check the fucking archives. This is all common knowledge anyway, after he got exposed. I just bring it up because everyone I speak to seems to.
>>24620372
it's not him
>>24620618
Oh okay, that's awfully convenient then.
Nice storytelling skills, lady
>>24620693
Uh if you count attempting to erp with one female in text as fucking everyone in sight then uh
Alright
>>24620693
you are cancer
kill yourself and make this board a better place ppplease
>>24620689
I'd agree with that. Not really unwarranted to be mistrustful, especially around shitskins and the like.
>>24620714
What happened with Jody? Did you do what samson did with that underaged whore from omegle?
>>24620693
>"femanons"
>implying women belong here
>the ones that do all groupfuck chad with glasses
>they then wonder why he pumps and dumps and acts like an asshole
this actually makes me pretty happy to hear, maybe if it happens more, you dumbass cunts will finally pack it up and get gone
>>24620751
Samson had an underage omegle whore?
>>24620623
hmm i was going to insult you but you've stirred a bit of sympathy. Have you tried not being a thirsty whore though?
>>24620763
You're okay with Chad spreading cancer all over the board? Kill yourself.
This thread is proof that tripfag "culture" is and has always been cancerous dramaqueens bitching at each other.
Remember to sage
>>24619942
good trip is an oxymoron, please commit suicide
>>24620763
There is maybe a few women who actually do belong here (1% from all women who are here, maybe), but even then they could get their shit fixed much easier than any guy here could.
>>24620809
>I-It's all Chad's fault! We din do nuthin! It's normal to desire only genetically superior men!
End yourself
>>24620870
>implying you wouldn't reject me for the stacey in OP
fuck off desu
>>24620916
>implying you aren't the stacy in the OP
>>24620809
yo, you're the whores who ignore everyone else except the chads and cry when they get pumped and dumped
>>24620781
Vyro, you know Bwahh still thinks you're her ideal man. Rescue her from Eggman's clutches.
>>24620956
This is disgusting.
>>24620930
I wish, instead I look like eggman and vyro had a baby
>>24620916
I'm an ugly, balding manlet. I'd kill for a wife but fembots only want Chad in glasses.
>>24620956
I don't know who that is. Honestly.
I also unfortunately don't want a gf who has fucked Eggman
>>24620970
but that girl in the OP looks a bit like eggman.
Its all angles in this picture.
>>24621009
no, i look like eggman eggman. like this pciture is very accurate description
>>24620970
Only Vyro's appearance. Even Bwahh isn't crazy enough to like Vyro's personality.
>>24621087
To me, Vyro is ugly and weird looking. If Vyro can get femorbiters, then literally any dude can adopt a trip and be swimming in pussy.
>>24621087
I still don't know who this person is.
Besides no matter how much someone likes me they won't talk to me off this shit website so it's pointless
>>24621107
Why am I not swimming in pussy yet
>>24621009
you're getting memed, OP is mystery, she's just fishing for compliments about that pic
>>24621107
It worked for Eggman.
But how to swim in pussy without adopting a trip?
>>24621124
Literally no, I just want to preserve my right to shitpost about how ugly and fat I am on this board without pathetic kucks interjecting with "oH COME ON UR ACTUALLY REALLY PRETTY DESU ^_^" which this fake pic shit really stops me from being able to do.
>>24621121
You are. Stop lying.
>>24620987
Will anyone want a gf who has fucked Eggman?
>>24621161
At least you sound cute...I mean your voice...on Omegle
>>24621161
I would marry you right fucking now you picky whore.
>>24621180
Likely not.
It's a shame though. People call me r9k chad but Eggman gets way more female interest
>>24621200
If anything thats just proof that i'm fat, because everyone always comments on how "fat" my voice sounds.
>>24621216
If you had paid attention to Bwahh, she would have chosen you over Eggman
>>24621107
vyro is ugly? is your trip affecting your vision? vyro even though he is a cunt, he is beautiful + ethereal
don't give these boys false hope
>>24621219
English, do you speak it. I didn't say your voice sounds fat. Am I not included in everyone? Females don't understand subsets.
>>24621234
I wouldn't say he's beautiful, but he's pretty good-looking compared to what you'd expect a guy from here to look like.
>>24621233
Paid attention?
I have no idea who this person is, and every time a girl talks to me on here I ask to talk in private or something. It's not my fault if they openly refuse every single time and nothing happens
>>24621234
Are you kidding?
Vyro is one of the ugliest (white) motherfuckers I've seen on this website. Are you serious right now? Even Eeyore is hotter than Vyro, and that's saying a lot. He looks so weird, like he has a birth defect.
I don't understand why he has so many femorbiters. Does he have a big dick or something? He's ugly.
>>24621276
>>24621234
See? If you had Vyro's looks and Eggman's personality you would be swimming in pussy
>>24621307
>Eggman's personality
He's WAAY more openly misogynist than me wtf
>>24621299
He's got a Tom Hiddleston meets Jay Leno thing going on there
>>24621333
Not lately. He's been living like a pussywhipped newlywed
Posts from normieVyro's past femorbiters.
Literally, he is swimming in pussy. I hope he dies, what a normalchad.
>>24621124
She has ~13000 posts on the archive over 4 years. Do you really think she would send her real pic to the tripfag, Fish? He is a misogynistic beta loser that listens to metal. Why would she trust him with it over all the other contactfags she contacts through email?
>>24621400
You have startled the witch
>>24621362
Maybe because he has a gf now. I would be too.
But he got a gf while STILL being a giant misogynist so I just don't understand
>>24621462
It's simple. Bwahh is a misogynist also.
>>24621462
Eggman single-handedly proved that everything that /r9k/ believes about women is wrong. You know, the whole "women only look at you if you're a tall and rich Chad" thing. It's pretty amazing.
>>24621399
>>24621462
Another whore from his harem.
>>24621484
Meh. Whatever.
No point pining after a girl who never even spoke to me no matter how much I begged everyone for private discussion.
Especially when she's likely lost her virginity to eggchad
>>24621500
I don't think so, Tim. Look at how fucked up Eggman is right now. He proves that what r9k believes about femanons is all 100% true.
>>24621500
the only thing eggman proved is that he's a normalfag.
He pretended that he's a misogynist, his followers worshiped black pill as if it introduced misogyny to r9k. Meanwhile he has a gf and was and always will be a pussy beggar.
>>24621276
i found a lot of the guys on here are actually really good looking but crippled by their retardation and self inflicted defects
>>24621521
Are these women blind, or am I?
>>24621532
Not at all likely. It was lost ages ago, like the One Ring.
>>24621591
You are the blind one, he might not be 10/10 Chad but he surely is above average.
>>24621299
I'm not ''orbitting'' Vyro, i recognize that he is good looking but a cunt. You are soOooO insufferable and you love this drama surrounding yourself. I don't know why you act like it ruins your mood failed normie
>>24621591
A lid for every pot.
Why do uggos need to tripfag?
>>24621553
That's completely irrelevant to what I just said. The point is that any man, just like any woman, can date someone. The whole "only guys can be robots" thing is debunked. If Eggman did it, anybody can.
>>24621556
Eggman is obviously not a normalfag, was always an obvious misogynist, and being a misogynist doesn't mean you can't also desire a girlfriend. Most misogynists are actually just frustrated because they can't score.
>>24621558
That's probably sample bias because good-looking people are more likely to reveal themselves.
>>24621633
>>24621644
Pathetic femanon whores detected.
>>24621633
I think eeyore's face is aesthetically pleasing and symmetrical. Vyro just looks dumb.
>>24621671
oh fuck. is that you? i have you on skype. do you seriously unironically think you are attractive? it's making me cringe
>>24621626
Then why the fuck would I even want to be with a girl who would just cheat because her exes were better
>>24621698
Say it to my face on skype then, fag
>>24621591
They just want to femdom his ass and put him in a diaper.
>>24621674
>The whole "only guys can be robots" thing is debunked.
Not really, anyone can do it if he happens to come across a huge stroke of luck. For the vast majority of robots that is not gonna happen. For the vast majority of fembots it isn't really a stroke of luck but actually to be expected.
You are right however if you include all those pretend robots, then just a minority in both cases are not gonna make it
>>24621685
Post a rare Eeyore. I'm curious what you are attracted to.
>>24621777
I don't have eeyore pictures saved, but his face is objectively more attractive than Vyro's.
>>24621761
Eggman didn't "come across a huge stroke of luck". He just put himself out there so much that somebody who was interested into him noticed him and talked to him. It's not luck, it's just that he actually made an effort, unlike the majority of anons here who whine and just hope a gf magically appears for them. Anybody can find a partner, but it's just that the least attractive you are, the more efforts you have to make, and that's valid for both genders.
>>24621685
you calling anyone pathetic is comical
>>24621707
What you want is loyalty, not virginity. When you become a man you will understand the difference.
>>24621836
Actually, Vyro's face is better. Eeyore kinda looks dirty.
>>24621839
Its still highly disproportional across genders.
Which is what the "only guys can be robots" thing is about.
>>24621867
Skin can clear up and he can shave.
>>24618862
>vyro crusading against whores
i always did like vyro
>>24621839
I put myself out there and beg for contact info and actually get shit all despite girls on this board saying I look okay
It's luck
>>24621865
Yeah no. I don't want a girl who constantly fantasizes about her ex because my body sucks and my dick is small so she could never have sexual satisfaction with me
>>24621839
You're right. But Eggman himself is crying in his latest videos about needing a stroke of luck to get his career going. He should remind himself of what you said.
>>24621909
So don't choose a girl like that. Choose a loyal non-virgin girl.
>Hahhahaha just kidding.
>>24621873
It's not highly disproportional.
>>24621888
Maybe I'll revise my judgment when that happens. For now he is ugly and creepy-looking.
>>24621909
>I put myself out there and beg for contact info and actually get shit all despite girls on this board saying I look okay
This isn't what those screenshots posted in this thread imply.
>Yeah no. I don't want a girl who constantly fantasizes about her ex because my body sucks and my dick is small so she could never have sexual satisfaction with me
It looks like you're just being very picky.
>>24621980
Girls who would be happy in a relationship with no sexual satisfaction ever because their previous boyfriend was bigger would not be loyal no matter what
>>24621998
Dog-Sothoth was a literal whore who fucks for money. I didn't even meet jody on this board either. I can count the number of r9k girls who have talked to me off-site on one hand, the the amount that have randomly ditched me because I was too boring compared to their normie lives on the same hand with the same amount of fingers
>>24621998
>It's not highly disproportional.
Maybe not if you don't differentiate between being 1 step and 100 steps from it
>>24621980
It's true though. Both sexes can have long-lasting monogamous relationships that end amicably for good reasons other than disloyalty. Those people are desirable partners even if they aren't virgins.
>>24622060
So you have an attractive face but shit body and personality. One out of three is still doing better than most robots here.
>>24622150
I have the one that guarantees no girl would be faithful ever though
>>24621591
he looks like a real life anime.
>>24622060
I think I called you a faggot on skype once.
Did you count me?
