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What did she mean by this Robots?
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What did she mean by this Robots?
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>>24617106
"Please text me more. I need more."
This one was hard to decipher.
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>>24617106
"What did you want to say?"
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>saying memes to girls out of nowhere
literally what is wrong with you people
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"i just rly wanna smell ur vageen an i shy pls ok"
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>>24617106
"Fuck off, I'm tired of you already"

Pretty much this
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Dubs for "normies BTFO" with a meme frog
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>>24617416
this tbcf
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>>24617416
text this to her OP
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she probably meant "why the FUCK did you text me"
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>>24617314
we have AUTISM

what do you not understand about this?

we care so little about the actual consequences of our actions that we have no inhibitions and will embarrass ourselves for the sake of MEMES and (you)'s

If you stay here long enough you'll become like us too
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Updateee mother fudger
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>>24619639
Show your text, fag.
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>>24617106
>Texting "Reeeeeeee" to a girl

My sides, holy shit.

Do you retards have any idea how fucking dumb you make youselfs look?
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>>24619639
Tell her shes a spoiled immature brat
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Pretty much wants you to fuck off. Sorry fampai
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>>24619639
>why would I want to be friends with a real life whore?
send this to her op
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>>24618590
Well, some of us (like me) are the oppostite, we care too much and we never do something (like asking a girl out) because we're too afraid.
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If I get dubs you type: "hey girl, I'll hook you up with something reeeealll good if you come Netflix and chill at my place"
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S-sure told her am I right robots? Haha
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>>24620926
Just stop. This shit hurts to see. Stop stop stop stop
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>>24620926
Ignore her forever.
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>>24620926
10/10 response, well done
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>>24620926
Change name, flee country, start new life. You're fucked essentially.
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>>24620926
if you actually work at getting over her this is the best possible way you could be leaving things right now
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>>24620156
I've 'REEEEE'd out loud in public, while with my gf.

She thinks it's cute.
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>>24620926
>thanks uh talk to you later haha yeah
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>>24620926
Jesus christ anon

just end it
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>>24621001

Probably what's going to happen

>>24621054

Yeah at first I was just gonna leave it at the first text but I didn't want that feeling of bitterness between us whenever I think about her

>>24621017

Thanks man
She probably won't text back so this concludes the thread. And the point was. . . I really don't know
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>>24621366
The point was for me and you to have robot sex bro ;)
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>>24620926
>texting your feelings to a woman
Holy shit why do you want to fail??
500 keks
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>>24620926
you one beta beeatch boi
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>>24620926
fucking end it
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>>24621366
>not spouting more memes at her

Dude you already lost. Might as well go out humorously .
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Dont worry OP, noone in this thread, no, this BOARD is as beta as I. Here is what I sent to a girl at 1am after she didnt respond to the one (1) snapchat I sent her.
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>>24622043
holy shit
you win the beta crown
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>>24622043
Bro... why?
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>>24622043
I am stunned by your lack of perception. How could you ever possibly think sending that was a good idea?

I'm stumped, just stumped, at what outcome you expected from that
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>>24622043
The horror, the horror
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>>24622043

Did you ever get a reply? You were doing good for like the first half though.
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>>24622043
holy shit op. more please. let's hope she is not in your immediate friends' circle or else you'll NEVER get laid there
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>>24622120
she did actually give me her number afterwards
but I dont think its gonna last
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>>24622128
Im a fucking faggot ultimate
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>>24622220
Forgot pic lmao fuck off robot
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>>24622043
This actually could provide some pretty valuable info, assuming you don't live in a small town where she shows every single girl and you never get laid ever again.
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>>24622245
Thats what I was hoping for honestly.
But we have no mutual friends, met on tinder.
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>>24622233
You have ONE free pass not to fuck this up, faggot. Make us proud.
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>>24622322
Too late nigga
Though she did give me her number
So I guess it worked kinda
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>>24622407
You already come off as being a clingy fag
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>>24622407

That actually didn't go as poorly as I thought it would for you but stop doing that shit nigga. Learn to keep all your feelings inside and tamp them down until one day they explode and you shoot up your workplace. That's what men do.
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>>24622043
cmon man cmon
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>>24622446
thats the situation I was in.
It was either this or keeping sending her messages . Either way I was fucked.
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Fuckin white people
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>>24622407
you got this f am.
you got this
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>Think Im a betalord
>/r9k/ once again proves me wrong
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>>24622539
honestly man, who cares. you shouldn't.
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>>24618590
>le autism-is-contagious may-may
Please stop. That makes it sound like autism is cureable and this endangers my autismbux.
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>>24622407
I AM SELF-CONSCIENCE
DESTROYER OF WORLDS
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>>24621100
My sides.

Do you retards have any idea how dumb you make yourselves look?
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>>24622043
Hello Brandon.
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>>24623133
tbqh i will sometimes make weird muted screeching noises and girls think its hilarious.

although it may tie in to my dashing looks and charming character :^)
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>>24622043
A challenger appears.

>tfw you're retarded, even for an autistic robot
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>>24623538
Atleast you went down with some sort of integrity
I was just bein a fag
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>>24622043
>>24623538
Part two, three, four, five whatever.
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>>24618305
>>24617416
I laughed. Do this op
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>>24623110
keked really hard I don't know why
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>>24617106
Even on the internet everyone knows I'm a dog. And by dog I mean a robot.
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>>24624641
That shit happens to me every single time. No exceptions. And when the ice melts, it bends physics and shades back into solidified water. But colder that it was before everything started. It sucks to lack social skills because being social is a human need, and I try to convince myself that I am autistic in order to not feel like absolute shit when I fail at meeting new people, that I work better off on my own.
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>>24624831
I always thought I was "social" and "open", but I realized I've had the chance of living in a cocoon of people sharing my ideas and interests. Every-time I meet someone different, I spill my spaghetti. And it's only getting worse.
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>>24624966
Yeah man, "different people", there are lots of them, but I admit I've never seen any difference
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>>24622233
you must be really attractive to her if she didnt perma-block you after that TRAVESTY.
just no more sending paragraphs pls... youre hurting us all fampai.
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>>24622043
dude at 1am? what the fuck man this is beyond beta
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