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Why do women have to ruin everything?
>be me
>playing CS:GO (inb4 durr shooters suck) with a friend who's in teamspeak with me
>get queued up with 3 randos
>game starts, this annoying cunt with a "lol throw 4 skinz" name, a twitch streamer (which is hilarious because we're all in the Master Guardian range, not even that good), and a GAYMUR GURRRL with an anime profile picture
>first thing she does is say "oh I don't know thus map D:" in the most trying-to-be-cute voice I've ever heard
>throw for skins starts acting like an orbiter
>game starts, they're more concerned with giving each other attention than actually playing along with the team, buttbuddy and I start calling them out for it
>she's fucking horrible at the game, can't shoot for shit and even teamkilled more than once, and her and skins are going completely separate from the team and chatting like idiots throughout the whole thing
>after buttbuddy and I start getting really annoyed (not like screaming or anything, just "hey bro stop tipping your fedora at the fair maiden and play the game"), he mutes us and she does the same, they even tried to kick me but buttbuddy voted no
>twitch does nothing because he's so fucking beta that he's actually fine with this, as well as being almost as bad as the gaymur gurrl
>this destroys the last hope we had for teamwork, and we start really bombing because we have 2 useless players
>when we're losing 6-12 she gets autokicked and b& for 3 days for accidentally shooting skins in the head with an AK because she doesn't know how to use a fucking mouse
>skins is too salty to unmute us and we get stomped
>he even got deranked but didn't care because he found a new vapid cunt to orbit
Why do girls do this? Do they have no self-awareness? If I was a female I'd put on a fucking voice changer just to avoid this kind of thing, but most of them just relish in the attention.