Why don't you become serial killer?
Because I don't want to hurt anyone. I'm the horrible person, not everyone else, society rejected me for a reason.
>>24616514
boo
let's do it together
>>24616480
Cause I'll get caught almost instantly... plus I'm not smart
>>24616514
This is a pretty solid reason honestly. I think serial killers are wired to do what they do, kind of like a driving force.
>>24616480
That sounds like a lot of work desu and besides they dont have tendies in prison
Way to exhausting desu
>>24616480
Too many ways to get caught in 2015, it's like everything's noticed nowadays. If I were in my prime during the 70s I would at least think about trying to kill random people and getting away with it.
>serial killer
>2015
So hard to not get caught with all the shit out there today. Cameras everywhere. People with cell phones. They can find you with a strand of pubic hair at a scene. You can't banter with cops like the Zodiac killer and others. All you can do is kill random hobos. What's the fun in that? Just not worth it being a serial killer these days, anon. Believe me. Not worth the hassle.
>>24616823
Move to a third world country.
>>24616823
What about beltway sniper style? Or rural areas.
Because there are no frogs in prison
>>24617301
post more frog
>tfw no cozy asui
>>24616514
>I'm the horrible person, not everyone else
Fucking conscious! One of these days you bastard.
>>24616480
Because it's not my deal to take life.