>5'9" guy speedwalks past me in the hall
Slow down there little man. What's the rush?
>What does the reader say
>it's about 5'9
How tall are you? Guy or a girl? Still a virgin?
going to class bitcho
>>24616430
>tfw that could be me
He was probably rushing to fuck you mom
He's got a plane to crash
>>24616430
Don't be rude OP he has a tight schedule and only 26 more days till christmas.