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>tfw you don't have enough friends in real life, so you have to go on an autistic board and hang out with male virgins in order to drive away the loneliness
miserable women give me a boner
do us a favor and drink thats liter of bleach you were eyeing earlier today
blocks blox
Fuck you and fuck your thread "fembot"
>2015
>posing as a male on a Marshall Islands sand painting board
day-lee ree-mine-durr
>2015
>Not having enough friends
pleb
>tfw no friends and no one to talk to so you just post on /r9k/
>fembots keep coming and ruin all attempts at good threads
>>24614829
Id you took a fucking bath and put nice clothes on you would probably have friends
>>24614829
this, idk how to make friends
>tfw not cute enough to make friends based on my looks only
>implying you're not a fat fucking landwhale
Get the FUCK out of my board attention whore
>tfw sitting on the toilet and suddenly remembering the time when timothy from sixth form said you were a sad loser with no friends and no life
r-rude
>Males commit more suicides than women
>Men are more likely to be killed
>Most men are dying at war
>Most men die from work related injuries
>men are likely to get fired from their job
>Men are expected to put women's lives first
>A man have to work 2-3 jobs to get the same amount of money a stripper / camwhore would make
>A man is more likely to be raped in prison than a woman being raped by a stranger
>most homeless people are men
>A male that's considered "emotional" is considered a loser /wuss
>Men get half their income taken away after divorce
>women think they come here and have actual problems
>tfw you don't have enough friends in real life
>enough friends
Try being a male virgin with no friends, it's infinitely worse.
>>24615269
absolutely depressing
how do you make friends? i'm not at school and i work with only a 55 year old woman. do i have to join a club? isn't that weird as a grown person?
>>24614829
Erm, you don't get to bring friends
Hoo boy, them fembots.
>>24615793
the fact that someone is obsessed enough with a random tripfag to make this gif is pretty sad
>>24615793
that's not even mystery
>>24615820
yes it is.
>tfw no friends
>try to make friend in thread and some other female yells at you
I'll be your friend, OP. I'll be anyone else's friend if they want too.
[email protected]
>>24615793
That's pretty hot, would love to get rimmed by her
>>24615891
>trusting some other female
>2015
>>24615269
all of this is men's fault tbqh
>>24616007
I thought women were nice to each other now.
>tfw get a rich looking boyfriend
>tfw find out he's actually poor
I think deception really should be illegal.
>>24616035
you are a cunt miss.
>>24616035
Normal non-celebrity rich people usually don't outwardly dress or look rich because they usually want to hide being rich.
>>24616032
>they thought women were nice to each other now.
Listen, I don't socialize a lot, but I often eavesdrop on women, unseen, and they are worse than ever.
>>24616010
This. You faggots do this to yourselves.
>>24616071
Women are not mean to me in public though but also I have bad hearing and can't eavesdrop.
>tfw you went to the library and a guy picked up a piece of paper you dropped and talked to you for 15 seconds
>tfw this is the first time a guys talked to me in about 4 years.
>dropped spaghetti because he was cute and I didn't know what to say
its such bullshit when you guys say girls get approached by dozens of guys every day. I'm skinny and a solid 5/10 average as heck person.
Would any fembots rim or peg a lonely robot?
>>24616152
You should try to make the few interactions you get count. Next time you meet a cute stranger, try asking for his number or giving him yours.
>>24616188
No, licking some dude's asshole is fucking gross. Male asses are all smelly and hairy, plus their salty balls would be right there too.
Absolutely disgusting. Who would put their face near that?
>>24616152
>"even at libraries guys hit on me"
your story only supports our claim, family.
>>24615968
I guess you're all lying and don't actually want a friend.
>>24616261
Not if we shave our hair and shower before-hand. It doesn't smell at all then
>>24614829
>male virgins
But at least 90% of the people here are normalfags. They've ruined everything, and get a sort of sexual joy from it.
>>24616280
Yeah but males are prone to hemorroids in their assholes. Also they shit a lot/take gross shits and have dirty assholes. I would not put my mouth anywhere near that pus and shit filled hole.
>>24616010
>>24616080
So? Women can stop wearing make-up and stop competing with other women, but they still continue and complain that it's "oppression" . Also, even if all those problems are the fault of men, women do nothing about it or engaged in it as well. So, no, it's more society as a whole.
Answer this:
>Would you date a submissive male?
>Would you go to war?
>Would you not partake in your ex-husbands income?
>Why do women choose to be strippers?
>Would you put your life before a man's? Why can't women sacrifice themselves for men?
Answers that!
Pro-tip:YOU CAN'T
>>24616330
>Yeah but males are prone to hemorroids in their assholes
Never had one of those in my life lol
>>24616348
submissive males are on the same level as slutty tattooed std-riden staceys
>>24616265
clearly it doesn't Mr. "i have no reading comprehension skills". Did you miss the part where I said "this is the first time a guys talked to me in about 4 years"? one instance in four years time completely DISPROVES you.
>>24616301
>they
Fuck you! You ruined everything. You.
>Would you date a submissive male?
Absolutely not.
>Would you go to war?
Probably not, I have bad eyesight and hearing. I'm also very weak. I would go to war if I was drafted.
>Would you not partake in your ex-husbands income?
I don't believe in divorce. I'm currently married and if my husband divorced me, I would have nothing to live for and I would commit suicide. Dead people don't need money and I don't want his money, just want him.
>Why do women choose to be strippers?
I don't know.
>Would you put your life before a man's? Why can't women sacrifice themselves for men?
Some women can.
>>24616406
>are on the same level as slutty tattooed std-riden staceys
But those cunts can actually get laid and/or lesbians
No, it's not equal
>>24614829
>tfw my cock is pulsing, crazy to enter your arse
>>24616457
Submissive males eventually turn into traps and get their assholes fucked by 50 gay men. Being a submissive male just means you are slowly moving towards being a trap and admitting you are gay.
>>24616348
I get kinda sick now at how much make-up women are wearing. They literally are such stock cunts they can't function without spending time putting shit on their faces and trying to lure the most judgemental guy in the room EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THEIR GOD DAMN LIFE. Then white knights and the cunts will tell you "they just enjoy it" "it's their choice" "stop oppressing me".
>>24616490
>Being a submissive male just means you are slowly moving towards being a trap and admitting you are gay.
Nice projecting gayfaggot. I'm a submissive male and I'm straight, always been. I just enjoy dominate women.
>>24616424
She's delusional m8. It's the first time an ATTRACTIVE guy has talked to her in four years. She literally can't even remember when non-Chads tried to get her to talk. Such is the mind of a roastie.
>>24616457
they're equally low quality partners
>>24616521
If you want your asshole fucked by a long phallic shape object and you are male, you are gay.
I bet you would let a passable trap fuck you, faggot.
>>24614829
Have you considered the fact you don't have friends might be because you're such a cunt?
>ugh i dont have any irl friends so i have to spend time with these fuckers
Who in their right fucking mind would befriend a cunt with that attitude?
>>24616551
>If you want your asshole fucked by a long phallic shape object and you are male, you are gay.
Nope. Anything done by a female is straight.
>>24616452
>Absolutely not.
My point exactly. You're just as the fault as why emotional males get nothing in life
> I would go to war if I was drafted.
You wouldn't have a choice anyways.
>I'm currently married and if my husband divorced me, I would have nothing to live for and I would commit suicide.
Who fault is that?yours.
>Some women can.
Besides their children, literally no woman is expected to save their husbands from death. Never on the news of a woman sacrificing her life for her man in immediate danger
>>24616572
Are you counting traps as females or something? They are males.
>>24616348
>Would you date a submissive male?
Sure. As long as I can make enough money and don't have to rely on him.
>go to war
No, people who go to war are imbeciles (albeit sometimes well-intentioned).
>partake in your ex-husbands income
No, as long as I'm self-sufficient.
>why do women choose to be strippers
Easy money from idiots who don't know how to fap to online porn.
>Would you put your life before a man's?
Depends on the situation. Would you?
>>24616152
how did that 15 second conversation go?
>>24616564
Rei, why do you come in here to attack people then claim they are the unpleasant ones to be around?
>>24616601
Nope. Stop projecting.
Straight people can enjoy pegging
>>24616539
>they're equally low quality partners
They get laid, submissive males don't. Not the same.
>>24616645
No, submissive males are gay. I've been around plenty and they all end up coming out as gay. Give it a few more years and you'll be donning your stripped socks and cheaply made Korean clothes while getting fucked by men and other traps.
>>24616636
>attack people.
I was asking a serious question though. Why does someone with that attitude bitch about not having friends?
I'm unpleasant to be around too, but I dont fucking complain about it like a spoiled arse.
>>24616424
The span of time is irrelevant. You were still hit on in a library, which just doesn't happen to many people to begin with.
Since this rarity happened to you, then you're not as bad as you think. Your lack of interaction with guys has been self-imposed, whether consciously or subconsciously.
All I'm saying is to just go out more senpai. If a paper drop causes that, then I can't imagine what will happen when you actually try.
>>24616677
Not into men though bud, and I never will be
this thread is shit and you all should feel bad
>>24616694
You are calling OP a cunt and bitch for no obvious reason other than to be mean to her. I am aware that you are somewhat unpleasant.
>>24616537
Fuck, this probably too. You chicks get plenty of male interaction, just from non-Chads. So the interactions never even happened in your mind.
>another day wasted on idols and sleep rather than college work
>mom asked about my grades
>didn't study for 3 days and exams are Wednesday
>she asked if I had any Cs
>she now sets the bar low for me
I'll try not to disappoint more than I have already.
>tfw trans
>tfw will NEVER EVER be a fembot
>enough friends
1/10 got me to reply
>>24615891
I promise you it's not. Mystery isn't white. And her skin has much more blemishes than that. She looks like eggman had a baby with a super mutant.
>>24616782
>tfw female
>tfw have to deal with males pretending they understand you because they are traps
Why can't you just hang out with other traps?
>>24616606
>No, people who go to war are imbeciles (albeit sometimes well-intentioned).
Most guys don't have much of choice and military gets them by financially. Way to go having respect for people dying for your freedom
>No, as long as I'm self-sufficient.
Women rather let the males make most of their income since she's most likely taking care of the children. So, no. No you won't.
>Depends on the situation. Would you?
Men are expected to put women's lives first! Society doesn't give me a choice!
>>24616152
Maybe...YOU should do the asking/approaching then?
Shocking concept, I know.
>>24615793
is this really mystery? she is so cute. i thought she was a fat uggo?
You guys need to learn that if you are attractive enough, none of this shit in the thread applies to you.
>>24616860
That is mystery, she confirmed it on Skype with fish
>>24616860
>>24616874
nah. she explicitly said it wasn't
>>24616900
I don't believe things mystery says on the board but I do believe private chatlogs over her own posts.
She also claimed some guy from Reddit was her.
>>24616836
I'm legitimately curious what you think I can't understand about you that any random autistic channer female can.
other than having periods
I just want a woman to bully me
>>24616836
>implying you are welcome here in the first place
Why can't you get the fuck off our board you roastie cum dumpster? No one wants you here. Go drink bleach and find a nice ditch to rot in.
>>24616932
Growing up raised as a female and being made ashamed of your body and existance. Being told over and over that you will be a slut if you have sex. Being raised to fear pregnancy, getting fat, growing old, getting uglier, etc.
Also, my period is currently one forth of my life. Having a vagina can also cause a lot of problems, birth control, pain, infections, etc.
No trap will ever come to understand being a female, just like how I don't pretend to understand being raised or existing as a male.
>>24616840
>Way to go having respect for people dying for your freedom
They're dying for other people's moneyed and political interests, not muh freedums. Nice meme though.
>Women rather let the males make most of their income since she's most likely taking care of the children.
>Men are expected to put women's lives first! Society doesn't give me a choice!
How is it relevant what other people/society as right now does? I thought you were asking for MY opinion.
>>24616840
History has shown that Stacies hate war until ISIS starts blowing them up at concerts and shooting them on their way to university/Starbucks. Then they become OK with war.
>>24616992
I'm sure tumblr would love to hear about your bitch tears and how oh so hard it is to be a poor wittle woman in 2015. Fuck off.
>>24616348
>>Would you date a submissive male?
No, but I wouldn't date a dominant one either. Anyone who is purely one or the other is an unbalanced, undateable person.
>>Would you go to war?
If the war was justified, or something I believed in fighting against, yes.
>>Would you not partake in your ex-husbands income?
If we had children, and I was still the primary care giver, I would expect for him to pay for 50% of their care and upkeep, not a standard child support payment. It would be variable month to month.
If there were no kids involved, not at all. I would just liquidate all out major assets, then split that money down the middle, then go our seperate ways.
>>Why do women choose to be strippers?
Because it's a high hourly wage that doesn't require an education.
>>Would you put your life before a man's? Why can't women sacrifice themselves for men?
I would sacrifice myself for a man. If my father, brother, or best friend were in a life or death situation, and I could save them, I absolutely would. I have zero issue sacrificing myself for a man, they just have to be one that I love.
>>24617053
I'm not saying its difficult or hard, all people suffer. I'm saying no trap can understand what it is like to be female because they are not females.
>>24617075
I don't give a shit about traps, I give a shit about YOU shitting up our board with your cries about how hard life is for da poor wimminz :(. You live life on fucking easy mode and still bitch about. I hope you fall in a meat grinder you whore.
>>24617066
>Anyone who is purely one or the other is an unbalanced, undateable person.
The vast majority of women are sexually submissive, though.
>>24617099
Quiet down assblasted fairy faggot, go back to /lgbt/
>>24616035
I tricked some schizo bitch into having sex with me by telling her I owned a bunch of property(I met her on the bus lol) I told her that my family owned the apartment complex I was staying at.
I told her the truth the morning afterwards, told her I was a broke loser and I made her feel bad for fucking a lowlife scumbag, she was pissed.
>>24617125
You have every site on the fucking internet and you choose to come here. Why? Go to fucking tumblr or /cgl/.
>>24617141
She kinda deserves that for having sex with a stranger on a bus.
>>24616992
I understand all of that other than periods and pregnancy. Just because I wasn't intentionally socialized into it doesn't mean I don't experience or internalize those things.
I mean fuck, I understand being ashamed of your body for being ugly better than most. My body is literally as fucking ugly as it can get for a woman, by not even being a woman.
>>24617168
Because I'm not a feminist and I don't cosplay. You have a board for you. This thread is for females who were born with vaginas. Get out.
>>24617203
Then go to Facebook. You have no place here and you aren't wanted.
>>24617198
I'm not ashamed of my body because its ugly or something. I'm ashamed because I was told over and over that any exposure to anyone is for whores. I feel disgusted undressing in front of people I love and I can't relax because I hate myself for existing as a female who might have sex with someone/defile myself.
>>24617249
I don't want to get in contact with my family and normies or something. You get out faggot.
I want to break into a fembots house whilst she's in bed in her PJs, then threaten her with violence to get into pic related position and pull down her trousers and panties. I'd take some pictures then quickly leave before her dad comes up
>>24617277
I've felt all of that too.
>>24617110
To me that implies some sort of issue or complex. If I were male, I wouldn't date a purely submissive female either.
The power struggle is what makes relationships fun tbqh
>you have to be a woman to understand women
>you have to be a man to understand men
>all literature and thought about human emotion immediately invalidated into worthlessness
I bet shakespeare wishes he was a trap
>>24616936
Get on your knees and tell me that you're my whore.
>>24617373
I'll hold you to that anon when I crack a joke about how men got it ez and then get berated by 10,000 angry robots.
>>24617298
I hope you end up as a single mother.
>>24616152
Translation
>It's been four years since Chad talked to me
>>24617393
I'm a boy though.
the fact I can get it right away with a new phone case you want me too I guess I'll be in my head and a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of life and death in my head and a great way of life and death in my head is pounding headache is killing it with my life and death in a while ago but it was just about every day to day and night with a great way of saying it would mean the world to see my baby girl I love it and it is not an issue of whether it was just your so cute your your not going anywhere else in the morning to be the first half of the year and I don't think it's time for a few years back on my way home and sleep all night and I'm still not sure what I was a great way of saying that it was the best of the year and I don't think it's time for a few years back on my way home and sleep all night and I'm still not sure what I was a great way of life is to get the hang of it and it is not the same thing to say I don't think it's a great way of saying it would mean so so happy I got to see my baby girl is so cute I can't even see my tweets are so many things I do it again
>>24617414
I have a big fear of pregnancy and "mommy brain" and would abort a child.
>>24617407
>>24617407
men objectively have harder lives than women.
>>24617277
>the person I love
You should've said loved, you've obviously slept with multiple men you've "loved"
You're just feeling the shame of being hopelessly lost to Chad's. If you actually loved someone you'd be with them forever, not loving another guy next month.
What an awful thread. OP please kill yourself
>>24617317
>he thinks you can wear trousers as pajamas
>>24617407
Breakdown of the family
>>24616647
He mentioned quality of a partner. If your only goal is to get laid, you belong in that low quality partner group.
I want a women to bully me like pic related
>>24617053
Why do you think anybody cares about your poor little beta tears in a female thread? You have male whine threads all over the board 24/7.
>>24617654
this is our board. Find a different one you fucking whore.
>>24617493
I fail to see how you sitting on your ass and posting on a Thai sewing forum makes your life hard.
>>24617317
i want to do schoolyard bully stuff. like make them eat dirt
>>24617676
What makes it yours? I was here since it was made, fuck off.
>>24617324
>If I were male, I wouldn't date a purely submissive female either.
That would remove a huge swath of the population. Men aren't entitled to be picky.
>>24617706
I want to spank a random stranger until her ass is really bruised and sore and she's begging me to stop.
>>24617738
You're a liar.
>You will never rape a fembot
>You will never choke a fembot as she cums
>You will never fuck a fembot's ass then make her give you head
>You will never cum on her face and make her rub it in
>You will never make a fembot rim you
>You will never cuddle up to a fembot after doing all of this
oh wait, done most of this already, nvm.
>>24617694
I fail to see how a guy whistling at you on the street makes you "oppressed"
>>24614829
google ellory the shark
seem familiar, OP?
>>24616537
I hate you people. I really do hate the shit out of you people. The first guy, not attractive guy, not an ugly guy. THE FIRST GUY IN FOUR YEARS. how can't you get this through your thick skulls?
>>24617774
No, I was on a 4chan since 2006. I was here when /a/ split into /a/ and /jp/, when /int/ was made and of course when /r9k/ was only a few hours old and it was basically /b2/. Do you even know how /r9k/ functioned before whiny betas? No newfag will tell me to fuck off from any board.
>>24617834
How does your pussy even deal with that lack of attention?
>>24617843
>Do you even know how /r9k/ functioned before whiny betas?
it was "good" for about two hours before the "whiney betas" took over.
>>24617795
I never claimed it does. Thank God I don't live in America where the stupid catcalling and feminist cultures are rampant.
>>24617834
So you went out of your room for the first time in 4 years or something? Sounds legit lol.
>>24617757
i want to spank her until she's begging me to stop and make her offer degrading things she'll do instead then go back to spanking her and watch her become more and more desperate and willing to degrade herself
>>24617834
Well why dont you try approaching a guy then? are you really so entiteld and self centered that you think a guy HAS to make the first move? Fuck you.
>>24617868
Here's a post from the time things have started to go downfall:
You're a cardboard cutout and I have heard everything you've said before.
Want to know what I want to talk about, here are some things that I think are good and the best of r9k.
1) Random fun things to occupy time, the island game, robots, situations, etc.
2) Really interesting stories about life experiences. They just have to be unique and moments that are hard to believe.
3) Questions of Meaning. What is beauty? What is art? Why are we here on earth? What kind of politics is worthwhile?
4) Advice on real life dilemmas non-relationship crap. Good gift ideas, random life advice, etc.
5) Funny random threads that make no real sense. ITT: We Ramble, etc.
All of these things are awesome. The below suck
1) ME SO RONERY (If you are gay enough to say ronery in a serious sense rather than lonely you should be banned)
2) WHY DO GIRLS SUCK?
3) POST UR SECRETS
4) WAT UR FANTASY
And that's all you guys really bring.
As you see, it went to shit with "robots".
>>24615746
yes. Literally this. I had no friends until I started going to classes on my interests (which happened to be bdsm, but I'm sure you can find other classes). They'll organize dinners and meetups around them too.
There's classes and meetup groups for literally everything. Like designing clothes? Like riding jetskis? Like reciting Curt Cobain's poetry at bus stops? Writing fanfiction for Gunnerkrigg Court involving scat? There's a group for that. Force yourself to get out there, no matter what self-image or anxiety issues you have. It's always hard at first, but like builiding muscles, it gets easier every time.
Go to as many as possible, as often as possible.
And for fuck's sake, stop going on r9k. Go to a new board every day, explore it and have fun. Try /k/ for today
>>24617877
its no wonder people like you are miserable.
Do any fembots look like this?
>>24617834
Then just leave the fucking board if you hate us so much. We clearly don't want you here and you clearly don't like our company.
Simply fuck off.
>>24614829
OP I could be your internet friend and don't expect anything sexual like nudes, I just need a friend . Post your Skype and I will add you.
>>24617317
I want her to do this to me. Except not leave, but order me to pose in different positions, at gunpoint. Then chain me up in the closet and masturbates to the pictures outside while she cries about how she can't find a decent man
>>24617834
Be my waifu and I will save you from the evil robots
>>24617980
i reallly like how you ignored these posts
>>24617887
>>24617887
you're entitlement is showing
>>24617980
some projection huh
I'm interested in what sort of girls fembots think are attractive.
Is this girl attractive to you?
>>24618135
Girls on /adv/ and /r9k/ think every pretty girl is anorexic and likely this one.
>>24618013
That sounds hot friend. I want her to force me to do things at gun point too
>>24618135
symmetrical face
not overweight
thats it, just like everyone else
>>24617834
How the fuck is that even possible? You can't even explain it, unless you never leave your room. Try to explain it if you can.
But if that were the case, then it only shows that guys really do talk to you on the rare times that you actually leave your room.
>>24617887
This.
Women don't have the right to complain about getting no attention when that's literally the default setting of being a man.
>>24614829
>tfw you don't have enough friends in real life
>don't have enough friends
>have friends
Fucking kill yourself.
>>24617141
>I met her on the bus lol
You absolute madman
>>24615793
>fish still trying to push this as mystery
This isn't her. She sent me timestamped pics. Our love was pure.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24454762/#24462288
>>24618784
What does she look like then? Describe it lad.
>>24618918
Chubby, tan skin, big jew nose, big fivehead. Basically like eggman.
>>24617317
That'd turn me on to be honest!
>>24618949
Sounds rough. What color were here eyes and hair?
Also do you know who the qt in the fake picture is?
>>24617427
You're a boy whore
>>24618995
Would it turn you on knowing a stranger has pictures of your anus and vagina on his phone?
>>24619003
They were dark blue and her hair was dark brown. I don't know who that girl is, sorry.
>>24619007
Yea, I'm your boy whore
>>24619041
What did you talk about in the emails with her?
>>24619078
Nothing really, small talk mostly. We emailed for a day but she stopped e-mailing me because I'm a porn addict.
>>24619041
>I don't know who that girl is, sorry.
She's so qt though. FUCK.
>>24619039
Not the same. The appeal is a guy compromising me to get what he wants against my wishes.
>>24619133
Some underaged attention whore from /soc. You can find her in /r9k omegles. She was probably just some /r9k tourist
>tfw just turned 25.
>tfw guys only are after girls several years younger than, and the last time you got hit on was by some 40 year old looking dude at the grocery store 2 months ago.
>tfw you even try to approach guys but get shout down subtly.
>nephew started calling you old.
>mom made you move into the basement because she wanted to change your bedroom into a guest room.
>work at a dead end job and have to take the bus to work.
Worst part is I know its just going to get worse from here on.
>>24619281
>mom made you move into the basement because she wanted to change your bedroom into a guest room.
That's pretty shitty. If you're working and feel unwanted at home why not move out or not want to live alone?
>>24619200
So, like forcing you to undress so I can expose your genitals?
>>24619281
another case of you only going after chad
nobody else cares about a few years up or down, it's usually only the girl looking for someone older
>>24619281
Be my mommy gf.I'm a girl though so you'll have to deal with NEVER getting Chad.
>>24619281
>mom made you move into the basement because she wanted to change your bedroom into a guest room.
I lol'd
>>24615114
What a cunt, hmu?
>>24619327
Yes but asking on the internet isn't the same as forcing if you're angling for a snapchat!
>>24616822
That is her. And mystery is white. She talks about being Slavic all the time and how she wants a white boyfriend to preserve whiteness
>>24619281
Be my mommy gf too.
But this >>24619424 would be really cute and hot as well.
>>24617450
That speaks volumes
>>24619496
Kek. Look her up in archives+ accutane. Her face is awful looking with scars
>enough friends
Try having NO friends fucking roastie. At least now this is admission that female robots are nonexistent.
>>24619482
Maybe one day if I go through with my plan you'll be the unlucky(lucky?) one that I do it too.
[ ] Meet fembot
[ ] Exchange emails with fembot
[ ] Watch anime with fembot
[ ] Go to sleep in skype with fembot
[ ] Meet up and realise you're meant to be with fembot
[ ] Tell fembot I love her
[ ] Get married to fembot
So why is there not a skype group where fembots and robots can meet and talk?
>>24620655
Because every group involving robots and girls eventually descends into one sided orbiting and a bunch of keks competing to receive the slightest attention from her. Requesting the pic of why girls ruin hobbies here senpai
>>24619424
I wish I had a fembot mommy gf tooI'm also a gril
>>24620802
Would you eat mommy's asshole like a good girl?
>>24620894
Yes
original comment ascbhjffjjfd
>gay fembot
>can't talk to girls at all, outside a friendly/academic sense
>zero gaydar
>every guy on campus is a chad
>made maybe two friends, more acquaintances really, since i transferred
I just want one person I can talk to with semi-similar hobbies.
>>24617450
Kill yourself. I mean that in the most sincerest kind of way. Fuck you, die. So beta I almost threw up.
>>24621025
Are you me?
I don't know any lesbians or anyone with similar hobbies irl
>>24620361
That picture just really REALLY killed my heart.
>>24620655
Skype leaks IPs.
>>24620361
>tfw a qt in tights will never hug you with her legs
>tfw strict parents and socially retarded
>graduate high school with no friends or bf
>go to university
>everyone is friendly and talks to each other no matter how socially inept you are
>enter a conversation between a group of girls midway
>"don't you find it awkward to fuck with your parents in the house? I could never have sex if they knew I was doing"
>every girl in this group of twenty 1st year students has had sex
>they all talk about how they do it with there parents in the house or they don't
>i'm a virgin and can't add shit to the conversation, so I sit there quietly
>"well, anon wouldn't it be awkward as fuck?"
>all eyes on me
>"y-yeah I guess so"
>they give me weird looks, everyone went into depth but I couldn't
>they all I know I'm a virgin now, already told them I don't have a bf
I thought there wasn't a stigma against female virgins. Literally everyone at university has had sex, even the innocent looking 5'2 asian girls. It's very jarring, I wonder if I was the only virgin in high school too.i posted this in the wrong thread first, sorry
>>24615818
Essentially most people who hate tripfags. It is an obsession. It is pretty embarrassing.
>>24621158
I used to have friends, but I moved from an Asian as fuck city to (sort of) the middle of nowhere. Complete population demographic change. I even ventured into /soc/ a couple times in my country's thread and nobody ever posts from where I live now, or it's some thirsty nigger.
It's depressing. It's infuriating to listen to all the Stacies talk about their Starbucks rewards shit loudly in the library, then talk about getting trashed going out or at a house party with a bunch of Chads. And somehow this is probably the only post-secondary institution without a MTG club. There's fucking nothing to do if I'm not some generic white girl.
>>24621471
What country is that?
Robots/men are so manipulating. The very few women I've talked to from /r9k/ were sweet, humble, damaged girls. Not perfect, but they all showed their true selves. With men you can chat for years without seeing their true intentions.
>tfw fembot threads are starting to get comfy
>>24616564
She didn't even say that. You're the one with the attitude. Jeez, this is why avoid trying to befriend other females or posting in "fembot" threads.
>>24621745Canada
words words words
>>24616063
This. I am pretty rich (although not obscenely wealthy), and- aside from my sports car- I don't openly flaunt my money. The reason that I have a nice car is bc driving is my only hobby.
>>24618135
She's really qt, yes
>>24620802
Maybe we could be each others mommy.
>>24614829
Explain to me why girls don't play competitive pokeom. I want to meet girls that like pokemon for more things than phampy being cute
>>24620361
I want to do all of these thingsdo you mind if i'm fat and ugly?
>>24622347
I just want to use my favorites, grow eggs/berries and forget about how awful real life is. And yes all of my party are pretty, fuck you nigger.
>>24622562
I asumed so. But hey, favorites can win you a tournament. I literally won one because of Aegislash, which happens to be one of my favorites. So you have never participated in a tournament?
>>24621438
Hey girl, I know you're feeling lonely tonight, but maybeI could be your boyfriend.
>>24622616
>my favorite is one of the most broken pokemon in the game so i won a tournament with my favorite
good job
>>24622350
I don't mind. Where do you live?
>>24622616
My favorites are shitmons, no chance and no interest.
>>24619281
>tfw I'm 25 live in a college town and cannot stand all of the younger girls that act like children
>want to find a girl closer to my age that has a job and aspirations
>the ones that I do find are already in relationships
>resign myself to drinking far too much at bars.
>>24622650
Aegislash is not really broken. Is actually very interesting, since it's only as good as the player itself. I was bad at first, and I have seen bd player with it.
>>24622698
Remember Pachirisu?
But what's your favorite?
>>24619007
But I'm pure. I wouldn't give myself away to random women.
>>24614829
Some of us actually have no friends
What is enough for you? If I could have just 2 friends to hang out with once a week I would be so happy
>>24619244
SHMEEGE
>>24622846
Yeah it was on all the vgc teams because it's actually balanced. Stay delusional.
>>24620946
DAMN >>24620894
YOU GUYS BETTER HOOK UP
>>24614829
>you have to pretend to be a female to get social interaction on a Taiwanese cartoon board
pathetic
>>24622667New Jerseyfuck you robot
>>24622894
Yeah that's right. You're MY boy whore. I won't let anyone else have you.
>>24623620
>tfw no possessive femdom gf to tell me what to do
>>24623786
You've got one trying to make you her bitch right now, champ.
>>24623620
Please stop triggering me anon, you know how I fantasize about being the boywhore
>>24623826
I do? How do I become a girl's bitch?
>>24623877
Ask her if she wants your boyhood in her hands right now and give her your skype or something, compadre.
>>24624184
I'm not a boyslut though. I wouldn't give out my contact randomly to someone who doesn't know anything about me
>>24624184
I think she left the thread. Oh well.
>>24624263
>I'm not a boyslut though.
Yet, at least.
>femanon starts talking to me
>apparently they may not actually be a girl, or at least the girl they present themselves as
>the mask isn't really that appealing
>on a ruse cruise with nothing to lose
Do I just ignore it?
>>24624317
Might as well go through it, but don't fall feels over heels for her and keep yourself guarded. It may very well be just a ruse, but might as well have someone to talk to.
>>24616152
>A GUY LITERALLY APPROACHED HER.
FUCK THIS BAIT. I'M MAD.
USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD, AND REREAD WHAT YOU WROTE.
>no swedish bf to tuck you in at night
>no swedish bf to rape your ass
life is suffering
>>24624434
what happened, mystery? did you break up with your bf?
>>24624434
is your current bf not good enough for you?
>>24624459
>>24624458
n-no he's still around, just in sweden ._.
>>24616606
>people who go to war are imbeciles.
10er bets you live in a country that fought for it's freedom against a monarchy / foreign power.
Kill yourself you useless faggot.
>>24624492
Are you in a relationship?
>>24625079
maybe i dunno. i dont think he actually likes me, and just pities me. plus i think he has a huge harem of staceys. oh well. ._.
>>24625218
Why would you go after a man who can get Staceys? I'm not saying robots are better, but atleast they would be more grateful that a girl likes them.
>>24625385
he is a robot, i met him on /r9k/ but i think he contactfags a lot and has a harem of femanons on his list
._. it's a shame because we're both the same flavour of autism
>>24625385
every girl wants Chad, they would rather be single than be with a robot.
>>24625459
>tfw no 3-5 white children in fast-tracked mathematical and musical education with team sport of their choice with Mystery
>>24625524
>rather be single than be with a robot.
No fucking shit. Of course they'd rather be single than date a narcissistic, manipulative neckbeard who only settled because he couldn't get his 10/10 anime waifu.
>>24625599
Holy shit, this is literally my dream. Are you a woman? Literally no man wants this ever.
>>24625619
I'm a man.
The only problem is that it's uncertain when I could support such a family, considering my current financial and career situation.
>>24625666
Also the fact that I'd rather kill myself than pop out five fucking children. I'm a narcissist. Can we use a surrogate instead?
>>24625689
Does this have to do with that kuckquean thing you're into?
>>24625726
No, I just hate the idea of a parasite growing inside me and then breaking my vagina open.
>>24625619
>>24625666
Are you white? she hates white men.
>>24625775
No, I hate Vyro who I am messaging in this screencap, for being a cheating lying slut.
White men are the only men for me!
>>24625758
im so fucking sick of you and your rotting trip, everytime i get on this boat raft board i see your fucking trip, when i close my eyes before bed i see your fucking trip, before i say my prayers i see your fucking trip
Die you fucking plague
>>24625809
Its pretty clear you hate white men and are just fishing for attention you fucking cow.
>>24625758
Well I suppose I wouldn't be entirely against it. How exactly does surrogacy work- is it that the sperm and egg are joined from the parents, and then just kind of implanted in the uteral wall? I haven't looked into it.
>>24625775
I couldn't have white babies with her if I wasn't:^)
>>24625846
Yes, I think that's how it works. Should I go get my eggs extracted for you anon, so we can get this show on the road?
Manga thread
Dumping slug girl
>>24625846
She hates white men though.
>>24625904
>>24625873
>pls have kids with me
And you thought I was crazy you fucking cow.
>>24625924
placeholder text appeases the robot
>>24625904
>hate ugly attention whores like vyro and mexican psychopaths like fish
>SHE HATES ALL WHITE MEN!!!
Nice try, mudshit
>>24625873
Well, with a surrogate involved we're looking at even greater expenses.
Can we delay this maybe three years or so?
>>24625939
placeholder text to appease the robot
>>24625948
Alright.
>you will probably find a qt stacey in that time, and i will adopt three more cats
>>24625964
>>24625941
>hates ugly attention whores
That explains the self loathing
>>24625987
>>24625971
Hopefully you'll kill yourself before you get a cat
>>24626008
I think I'll dump until this thread is dead
>>24615269
>to get the same amount of money a stripper
Is true if you are working in just low pay job. But I am thinking is silly thing to say, like wage gape.
I am stripper and do not earn as much as doctor, is fair? Yes.
>>24626026
MYSTERY ENTERS THE STORY
Imagine Yuuko is disgusting and white
>>24626008
I'm on the type of meds that make me not want to kill myself. ^_^ Sucks for you, uggo.
>>24626051
>>24626052
You should do it anyways.
>>24618135
>asking if a literal Stacy is attractive
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24626074
>>24626027
I bet your father is proud
Jokes on me, you dont even know the guy
>>24626098
placeholder text 4000
>>24626098
I am alone in world.
>>24626134
Forgot the picture.
Waste of text
>>24626145
>>24626144
>Not getting a joke
leave
>>24626074
I'm going to hire someone to shitpost for me, day and night, under my trip, just so that you seethe in your petty little rage. I will make sure they remind you of your virginity and mexican-ness every day of your life.
>>24626169
>>24626174
You should spend that money on liposuction
>>24626169
I do not understand? Please explain so I get it in future :)
>>24626191
>>24626194
Strippers and other whores have no fathers
Its a stereotype
>>24626191
Why? Being fat does not stop me from having potential suitors.
You, on the other hand... how embarrassing... kek
>>24626212
>>24626214
But it does stop you from wiping your own ass
>>24626212
I am not knowing that one, but is true for me. Like I say, am alone, no parents.
What is this shitty /soc/ drama?
Fucking normies I swear.
>>24626251
Are you Polish?
You sound Polish
>>24626241
Do you know that from personal experience?
>>24626315
That info is all wrong
top lel
>>24626304
Russian.
originalblox
>>24626348
Who cares about the info, you are still a fat ugly spic
>>24626357
That was my second guess
NEXT STORY
RYOKAN
>>24626399
>>24626396
Ive lost a lot of weight since then and cut off my hair
Meanwhile you cultivate more mass by the minute
>>24626422
ZERO PERCENT CONTENT
>>24626422
>Ive lost a lot of weight since then and cut off my hair
You're still busted to the point where it was embarrassing to say anything.
>>24626444
>>24626451
Is english your first language?
Try again fatty
>>24626399
You are good at guessing then. How are you knowing these things?
>>24626315
I live in SC, and why the FUCK are there so many fucking pieces of shit from Ohio moving here?
Unreal.
Wouldn't even now what that fourth faggot flag on his jacket would be if these ohio scum weren't flooding here.
anyways, that isn't that weird for how people dress here. The boots nor the jacket.
He'd just be an averagely dressed Jew.
Maybe that cross he has on since it looks like some edgemaster shit.
I just scrolled down a bit and saw that he lives in Ohio, good riddance.
>>24626468
>>24626471
Grammar. You can tell someones original language by the grammar mistakes that they use.
>>24623004
maybe if you learned how to predict you would win
>>24626468
suka blyat, zabay seba ve szchopu; po'shyol 'na hui
>>24626483
I dont live in Ohio
I am from South Carolina though
>>24626497
Let me translate into your native tongue
mooooooo
>>24626518
I'll make sure to throw shit at you if I ever see you in person.
>>24626530
Forgot to link my last post
>>24626497
Grammar and the knowing of which same word to use that has different spelling is hard. But I am trying to learn, I have started to try and learn around two years ago, is hard.
Also I have hard time being able to tell who is from where here when everyone is talking in English haha.
>>24626548
>>24626539
Thats grounds to get stabbed
>>24626564
>>24626559
You're doing really well. You can speak well enough to talk to native speakers. Thats your goal.
>>24626589
>>24626539
Also
Quit whiteknighting
>>24626607
>throwing shit at an ugly shitskin
>whiteknighting
pick one, you pathetic kuck
>>24626607
>>24626633
Dont you have some cud to chew?
>>24626564
I carry a gun
>>24626641
Forgot the picture
I am bad at this
>>24626589
Thank you for kindness! Are you Canadian or American?
Easier with typing because I can use google for things like big words and can take time if I need. I am cheating little bit.
I am thinking I sound like mentally challenged person when trying to talk out loud.
>>24626661
>>24626646
>Wants to start fights
>I carry a gun pls dont stab me
You're why people want to ban guns
Kill yourself
>>24626661
>>24626672
I'm 100% American
>>24626707
>>24626672
Also
You wont sound retarded, just foreign.
i respect people who try to speak my language
>>24626672
You sound really cute.
>>24615968
>>24616275
I just sent you an email. Pls still be here. I really want a friend.
>>24626730
God dammit
I am a bad spammer
>>24626772
>>24626762
>Killing endangered species
>>24615968
I would email you but I'm afraid you'll turn out to be a catfish or a highschool kid or some shit. Can you at least give some basic info about yourself first?
>>24626707
Americans are not knowing to be nice where I come from, I know is untrue though.
>>24626730
Am still little self conscious (I have to look up that word) haha but oh well. Is my dream to learn English, is very useful language and feels more soft than Russian or German.
>>24626748
Is very nice of you to say this lol
thank you
>>24626793
>>24626795
He likes men and feta cheese
Your typical italian
>>24626815
>>24626809
Theres 300 million Americans. Some are bound to be alright.
Just keep practicing. A lot of my family isnt native english speakers and they mastered it.
>>24626851
picture
plqceholder text
>>24626863
I think this thread is dying
Reminder that Mystery.jpg lost her virginity to casual sex and even gave the guy a rimjob
kek
>tfw no qt swedish boy to sit on my face
>>24626884
Ryokan means hells bathhouse
I should rename the files
>>24626889
no, i lost my virginity at 16 to a bf i had for many many years, and have not had sex since.
i have never given anyone a rimjob
>tfw haven't given a qt swede a rimjob yet
>>24626904
>>24626889
I also recall her blowing a dude behind a gas station way back when
>>24626929
>>24626929
>>24626916
>Vyro is a whore
>Virgin
>"I'm not a whore"
>Fucks strangers and sucks dicks behind gas stations
>>24626951
sixty niggers
>>24626929
>>24626951
nice roleplaying, i haven't had sex in so long i'm practically a virgin. in fact, i'm just about to check if my hymen has grown back
>>24626966
Mystery and her extended family live in this inn
>>24626982
>>24626974
>Trying to look pure to gain orbitters
Someone needs to post the rimjob gif
>>24626851
Yes I know this, is wrong to think everyone is same.
I am trying to only go on English websites to help learn.
>>24626998
>>24627002
Have you tried duolingo? Its great for grammar
>>24627031
This is a weaker story. I dont care for it.
>>24626998
I would give each of my orbiters a personal rimjob IF I HAD ANY
>>24627046
>>24627048
>Desperately tries to look pure
>offers rimjobs to neckbeards
>>24627073
Only two more pages until the ending.
>>24626974
>i haven't fucked chad in a month, i'm practically a virgin
>i can totes relate to you guys
>>24627073
Except for you, of course :^) I'd shit on your chest, tho
>>24627031
Is free? I am trying to save money to live in Canada. I love North America.
>>24627089
I want a portal to hell
I'd send them all to canada
>>24627109
>>24627103
100% free
It even has vocal exercises in it.
>>24627102
I suggest eating shit.
Thats what retards like you do.
Manga over
Leaving thread
>>24626916
You posted once saying rimming men felt really good
hey man if you wanna rim someone you love fine but
>giving a rimjob during casual sex
>>24627166
Thank you, I will look at it soon.
>>24626027
>Is true if you are working in just low pay job. But I am thinking is silly thing to say, like wage gape.
The point anon was trying to make is that if a man has no skills he has to work like a dog just to eat.
If a woman has no skills she can masturbate with an audience and make as much (or more) money than her male counterpart.
Unless you're in Saudia Arabia or Uganda, being a woman is easy mode. And even then I'd say they have it better than men who live over there, since they aren't expected to do hard labor or fight for some warlord.
>>24627103
Are you the Russian girl from the other week that is living in Canada atm? Are you just visiting?
>>24626633
Why do you hate Fish so much? He seems like an alright guy to me.
>>24627199
It feels good for the man, it won't feel good for me. The tongue isn't an erogenous spot, is it?
You fucking retard. It's called assuming.
>>24627252
He's an ugly bullying normie. Bullying an autist like me.
>>Tfw desperately try to make friends. Get crushes on then and ruin everything. Pls.
>>24627252
She really is horrible.
>>24627286
>>>/lgbt/
original arrowpost
>>24627288
Bonus
Heres her admitting the photo is her
>>24627228
>tfw woman
>tfw live in saudi arabia
i hate you .. why do you remind me
>>24627228
Okay that is making more sense. I understand why it is hard for men. But I am thinking more men masturbate for free then charging, I have go on chat roulette before haha.
>>24627229
Is possible yes. I am not living in Canada yet.
>>24627284
>autist like me.
Please stop using buzzwords. You're not autistic.
>>24627350
Wow...
>>24627352
Why don't you like it, when you're literally elevated to royalty status simply for having a vagina? I mean, by law men can't even go outside to a mall without a woman in your country, and they literally get lynched if a woman says anything bad about them, so what's the problem?
>>24627228
>If a woman has no skills she can masturbate with an audience and make as much (or more) money than her male counterpart.
>THIS IS WHAT MEN ACTUALLY BELIEVE
>>24627252
his waifu a shit tbqh
>>24627288
>>24627350
This is why women no longer show their tits anymore online.
Congrats I guess.
>>24627411
Do you want me to star posting fat old ugly camwhores or something? Just go to any cam site and see.
>>24627411
I'd pay a girl to voice call me and say hello sometimes desunot mystery though fuck mystery
>>24627429
Good
Attention whores need to die.
>>24627423
You're a shit
>>24627441
Why would you need to pay for that when you can get it for free?
>>24627491
>implying
anyway, looks like the cunt left so I dunno what's left to do
>>24627423
I was making fun of waifufags earlier, explains why Fish hates me. KEK.
>>24627441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15NAaZ5hocj
>>24627513
Whats left?
Paying me to do a girl voice for five minutes a week
>>24627540
uh no thanks
>>24627469
Why is she such a whore?
>>24627540
How do you love your waifu when she has another man's cum on her face?
>>24627582
>when she has another man's cum on her face?
Why does this matter at all? Cum doesn't stay on a girl's face permanently, you know.
>>24627401
are you serious? no laws are enforced against men. a man can kill his wife and he won't be sent to prison. a girl was ordered to death earlier this month for killing her rapists. it's not royalty to have a vagina, it's like having a scarlet A from that book they had us read in English class. except that you're a virgin and defenseless in a country full of sharks.
>>24627557
>>24627582
>Posting forgeries
It's like those fake celebrity nude threads
>>24627540
>>24627557
>>24627582
>"They fill me up like you could never."
>>24627620
2d waifus are a shit tbqh
>>24627615
why dont you just pretend to be syrian for some easy german bux
>>24627615
I'm entirely serious, tell me if a man can go to a mall without his family or wife and we'll see who's lying.
>>24627740
astounding.
>>24627684
i'm half syrian, my family is quite wealthy now but maybe when the oil runs out i'll do that. i hope i used the right quite...
>>24614829
>tfw I go an entire month without having sex
>>24627906
>, my family is quite wealthy now but maybe when the oil runs out i'll do that.
ITT we learned that even literally being from SAUDI OIL MONEY isn't enough wealth and privilege for a female.
>>24628041
wealth means nothing w/o privilege. i would make you wear an itchy niqab to show you but i can't leave my house or drive. I do not even know how to ride a bike
>>24628256
you need to leave that country.
>>24628283
Why didn't you save her, Fish?
>>24628283
how can i leave a country when i cannot leave my room
>>24628456
why do you have to make things strange with your inappropriate cartoons
>>24628256
>wealth means nothing w/o privilege
>you will never pump and dump a fembot
Stacies don't keep up.
>>24628549
i don't know what you mean by this image, but i will tell you a story. i really wanted to watch the hunger games, but the only hunger games my father said i needed was fasting during ramadan. he laughed when i cried onto my chanel blouse and i cried more because i ruined it from mascara
>>24628545
I wish I could help you.
You have my condolences
>>24628769
thank you kind fish man
>fembot feels
>300 replies
>"feels"
shekals
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