R9K B.C.
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>tfw no ooga girl
>tfw hunter/gathererscum get all the booga staceys
>tfw 24 and still living in parents cave, wanking alone. plus, cant even make fire :(
>>24614766
>r9k B.C.
>24 and PARENTS ARE STILL ALIVE
WHAT GOD GAVE YOU THESE BLESSED GENETICS!?!?!?
MY PARENTS DIED AT 29!!!
You're lucky to be alive at 24.
>>24614766
i bet you have a small club, fucking clublets piss me off.
>>24614837
>10000BC
>not having sloped forehead
POST YOUR WAIFU
BEST ROCK
>>24614894
How many times do I have to tell you Zorg, waifus can't be real object. They have to be cave drawing like this.
>tfw waifu has big booty
>tired from huntslaving day before ooga tired
>wake up, Krog want hunt again
>want off this ride
>>24614794
WHY YOU TALK FUNNY
WHERE OOGA? WHERE BOOGA?
STUPID BERRYPICKER NOT EVEN USE GOOD GRAMMAR
>caveman r9k
chad would just beat any robots to death and subjugate the normalfags, theres would be no such thingI wish things still happend that way
Apex skree you apes havent even mastered the toaster oven let alone interdimensional travel and genetic manipulation, feels damn good being Reptilian Master Race.
that rock when no girlfriend to pick berries for me
>>24615147
fucking berrypickers. put down the berries and start lifting rocks so you can become glorious hunter masterrace. Please only apply if you are at least 6 rocks tall though.
All of the people on /r9k/ would have been dead by now considering they where weak willed children and fat faggots now.
Hello.
My name is eggman
>be 186 moons
>go fingerpaint cave
>Chador do ooga booga with berrypicker
>Krag watch
Why Krag no have berrypicker to ooga booga?
>Unga bunga not using piss coconuts
>tfw Khad Thunderrock clubs all the qts
>tfw Big Nose tribe put girl-thoughts birdfeed in our food supply
krungle no have sexlady in many moons on this land
krungle very sad that Braw Thunderclub get all the sexladies
