>show girl a pic on my phone
>politely remind her not to scroll
>immediately starts scrolling and will not give phone back
>trying to get it back and accidentally touch her butt because she is running around
>tfw she saw my reaction image folder
>"Anon why do you have a picture or a shirtless guy on your phone?"
>in front of several people
Pic related
pls respond guys my thread is high quality
>interacting with women
You were begging to get hurt from the get go
I don't understand why you people post from phones WITH reaction pics.
you touched her butt so it was a major victory
>>24613905
she was just teasing you
>>24613905
4 years therebout. And people are still using my OC.
What odds.
>>24614286>>24613905
Then my pride dampens when I realize I am responsible for your plight.
I'm sorry I should have read first.
>explain what a reaction image; that you're represented in a tokenesque form by that image
>get mocked for seeing yourself on the level of Saxton Hale
or
>it's just a joke luv
>they still call you gay
Truly a rock and a hard place (Australia)
>anon why do you have all these pictures of sad frogs?
>Oh god there's hundreds of them!
>>24613905
>"Anon why do you have a picture or a shirtless guy on your phone?"
Normies will go to extreme but effortless lengths to slight and insult you using some twisted form of occcahm's razor. They rarely use logic you can agree with. I would offer you an original copy of that reaction image, but I feel like it would just exacerbate your odds of more ridicule.
>>24613905
I tell girls not to scroll so that they will. I keep dick pics recent. I have a huge dick. Gets me laid within a month 2 out of 3 times so far.
I'm also reasonably attractive and in better than average shape and not a manlet. Probably wouldn't work otherwise.
>>24613905
Don't lie, you fap to Saxton Hale don't you?
>>24614773
>keep dick pics recent.
Playing with fire.
Unless you're going full normie and happen to pose a middle finger in your said dick pic compositions wearing a ring you would presently have. You better have some way of proving it's your dick in the pic.
Otherwise you're worse off than i've made OP.
>>24614351
tfw you make your own memes instead
>>24615077
I'd tell them I'm willing to prove it if they don't believe me and I would be willing. Don't think I'd be in too much dancer. I feel like a lot of guys probably have dick pics on their phone anyway so it's not like there's no reason to not believe that it's me.
>>24615169
Got ourselves a gamblin man.
>>24615117
>2015
>making your own memes
>>24615287
I CAN HAVE DREAMS OF MEMES
