All my friends are turbo chads, I just pretended to be gay

I stopped hanging out with my friends at the age when stuff like girls and parties became the main obsession. Now I don't have to worry about shitty social dynamics like that.

totally worth it, desu

>>24613393
Really? How'd that come about

>>24613456
:>tfw kinda autistic but really love parties and doing drugs

Well i was sheltered before 18 (21 now) so that muight be why. CVideogames and internet just became too boring and samley. And when i go out I might actually get with a girl just by being fucked up (happened 3 times so far, but better than nothing)

bamp, shit i forgot the robot was back

>>24613372
well my buddies are all chads and normies
I am a good liar tho
I told them I lost virginity when I was 19
we made a pact that we will lose it before uni
(we start uni at age of 18 or 19 depending on month u were born)
I was the last guy to get laid in our group so they all made fun of me because of that
yet it makes my lie more plausible
also I was abroad couple times so i always tell them I scored some random chicks few times
I tell them all the details they want to know i can easily project my lies in my head
I remember my lies as good as it was all truth so got not problems with it
I am 22 now and tbqh I stopped caring about getting laid or getting gf
I am aware that it wouldn't change anything in my life at this point
sure i'd like to fuck some qt but it's ok if i won't

>>24614571
wisest person on r9k

>>24614571
This is literally me, thx for that anon.

>>24614571
>sure i'd like to fuck some qt but it's ok if i won't

I like to think this. but every time I see it (them hooking up0 or really think about it it makes me jelly. like the sensations and feeling they get. Even watching porn this happens.

>>24614630
>just accept it

fuck that ill never stop hoping

Top kuk OP im an obese neckbeard but ive had sex hundreds of times. I guess u just a born bitch

>>24615496
3/10s and below dont count. A homeless could fuck an uggo or fatty.

>>24615550
Lol i found the women i dated and fucked to be super hot.

Also...i bet those "3/10" uggos and fatties turn your ass the fuck down and thats why youre a fucking virgin....which means you are less sexually attractive than a girl you find hideous.

>>24613372
ever consider PUA? it took me into my late 20s to finally get the balls to say "fuck it, i'll go talk to that girl."

the key was personal success. once i got further into life, made more money, had more hobbies, etc., i felt better about myself and didn't give a shit what a woman thought. that's the key - "inner game"