>don't know how to buy condoms or shave my pubes
>20 years old
wew
>>24612351
You are kidding, right?
>>24612351
kill yourself using advanced suicide techniques
>>24612357
'fraid not my good man
does anything live in that forest of yours?
There is no difference between buying condoms or shampoo, except the cashier, if she notices at all, may think you get laid.
>>24612369
probably no more than what would live in the hair on my head lol
>>24612380
can you see your penis?
>>24612391
well im morbidly obese so thats the first obstruction. but i get what your saying and the answer is that my pubes are longer than my flaccid dick, so no (bear in mind that my flaccid dick is below average)
>>24612351
I started shaving my pubes when I was 12, wtf is wrong with you?
>>24612351
does this image help?
>>24612452
all my problems are solved
Buy condoms off amazon and just trim with scissors. Ain't hard breh.
>>24612351
why would i shave my pubes
>>24612452
Why is the buyer wearing a balaclava?
Are you meant to just walk up to the pharmacist or the cashier with a box of condoms? They would then know that I think I'd be having sex soon and thay would be extremely awkward.
What if they ask any questions about what I have planned for tonight or when I plan to use them? Since I'm an extreme manlet and quite ugly they'd seriously laugh at the thought of me thinking I'd be having sex soon.
It doesn't matter to me since I'll never need them, but I know some of you guys have condoms despite being virgins, how'd you get over this issue?
>>24612664
>but I know some of you guys have condoms despite being virgins, how'd you get over this issue?
i still have the one that I got in 8th grade in sex-ed
im 23 now
>>24612664
>24612664
are you sick in the head breh? you literally just go and put them on the counter and you give them money after they scan it in. legit no one will give a flying fuckerino you dumbass.
>>24612664
They won't ask you a fucking thing.
>>24612722
>>24612739
are you abolutely sure?
>>24612722
>>24612739
Even if they don't ask anything, most cashiers are women in their late teens or early 20s. They would have had sex before and the condoms would definitely make them think of me having sex and since they couldn't even think of having sex with me, they'd at least laugh internally, and then with the other cashiers after I leave.
>>24612664
just face it you're a wizard there's no turning back now
>>24612777
Then buy condoms online, yes that's a thing. What country are you from? I can find you a site.
>>24612777
desu since women are all the same if they saw you buying condoms your attractiveness would skyrocket in their eyes and they'd want to have sex with you
>>24612721
>tfw used to jerk off in condoms mother bought me
>tfw she thinks i get laid all the time but am still a virgin
>>24612770
>Tfw I probably need a small
>Practically need to tell the cashier I have a small dong by placing small condoms on the register
Looks like I'll never be buying a condom in person!
>>24612351
>shaving your pubes
a bit gay m8
>>24612794
I know. That's why I'm so curious about this stuff, it intrigues me how people can accept that others put their dicks in certain places and no one cares.
>>24612805
I'm in Australia. I thought that may be the case but wasn't sure if people do it. Don't worry about the site though, won't need it.
>>24612806
This only works if you aren't an ugly mega manlet.
>>24612452
>fuckboys actually wear jeans this skinny
>>24612833
buy them online or something brobot
or dont if you're never getting laid
>>24612835
Quite gay, next time theyll be shaving chest hair and legs.
When exactly did men become women?
>>24612832
Condoms simulate the gliding action of a foreskin.
I was cut so tight that I'd NEED a condom for a comfortable fap because zero skin mobility (and lube with no condom feels like complete shit).
>>24613142
By the way, I'm just talking about using condoms for masturbation--with a little lube squeezed inside.
If your condom is so loose that it glides back and forth on your dick while you're having intercourse, that's not right because it could easily come off. You can't put that much lube inside a condom if you're using it for having sex, because it needs to be a close fit and not slide around too much.
Just want to clarify.
>work at a conveniance store
>customers being all nervous or embarassed when buying condoms
The fucks wrong with normies?
they brag about fucking bitches everynight and walk around clubs like they're the coolest but then they revert back to children when buying condoms
>>24612351
if you don't want to see anyone go to a pub with nobody in it and go to the bathroom and there'll be a machine in the bathroom with no other guys to see you putting money in the machine and getting condoms.
that said if you aren't brave enough to buy them in tescos you're probably not ever going to use them as anything except balloons anyway, you might as well save your time since they sell larger packs of balloons for less money in tescos.
>>24612664
>Since I'm an extreme manlet and quite ugly they'd seriously laugh at the thought of me thinking I'd be having sex soon.
Lie and say you'll be fucking your GF.
I don't shave my pubes. I trim them.
It takes longer and is more involved, but I think it looks and works better.
I've heard from girls that it's off putting to have no hair on ya balls but hair on your legs.and chest.
>>24613142
>tfw phimosis
fucking fuck you
>>24613290
>I've heard from girls
>from girls
that's your first mistake
