Will that be with or without butter sir?
>buying food at the theater at all
whats this forced meme about?
that hes black?
With butter please, can you keep it warm for me while I take a quick shower before the movie? Thanks.
>>24611635
feels somewhat like the pizza tip guy
>>24611619
Just on top, thanks.
N-no thanks..
I'd also like a black-! I MEAN d-dark coffee..
>>24611619
Get your filthy hands off my popcorn, son. What do you think this is, 2015?
>>24611619
Butter? On crab legs? No thank you. Do you have any anal lube instead?
>>24611619
>melted butter on popcorn
Fuck sometimes America sounds glorious.
>>24612265
sadly you will never be able to visit. We don't let tripfags in at customs
>>24611619
What kind of fucking question is that? You just charged me $15 for fucking popcorn and you have the gall to ask if I want butter? Mother fucker I want so much butter I gain 20 lbs during the trailers.
man i really miss going to the movies. ever since my local theater adopted their new no singles policy my picture is posted in the ticket booth so i can't even get past the gate. fucking sucks so much i really need to move.
>>24612459
They did before 9/11
>>24611619
No butter. Just give me my popcorn.
>Sure, that will be $13.95 plus tax
He's going to put penis butter on it isn't he
Could I have somebody else serve me?
