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>be fapping in the shower
>suddenly my lower situated testicle gets painfully sucked up out of my scrutum
>stop fapping
>cup balls until erection goes away
>boner deactivated
>testicle redescended
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Probably pulled a muscle.
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Oh thats normal
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Didn't your momma tell you? If you touch your peepee it falls off, starting with balls
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Testicular torsion
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there was probably a loud noise at a frequency only your testicle could hear so it got scared and hid up there until it was safe. this trait evolved because of the environment in prehistoric times
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Your testiclw retracted into your body just prior to orgasm. I cant remember what causes an "ascended testicle " exactly, but its common for some people. Happens to me around once a month. Nothing to worry about
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>>24610907
i'm dying lol
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>tfw no foreskin
There's nothing more subhumane than being cut
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>>24611837
I have previously posed the question of whether being circumcised is partly the cause of my masturbation addiction. Perhaps if I had foreskin then masturbation, orgasm and ejaculation would feel more satisfying and complete, and I wouldn't feel endlessly unfulfilled by the functioning of my cropped member
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ur balls do that to shoot the sperm out you fucking idiot.
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when your testes descend, a muscle or something is supposed to lock them in place, happens in infancy or sooner IIRC. when this muscle/whatever does not do that, then you have a condition known as Whack A Mole Test I Cole, but it is not really serious. my right nut does the same thing when I fap.
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