>be fapping in the shower
>suddenly my lower situated testicle gets painfully sucked up out of my scrutum
>stop fapping
>cup balls until erection goes away
>boner deactivated
>testicle redescended
Probably pulled a muscle.
Oh thats normal
Didn't your momma tell you? If you touch your peepee it falls off, starting with balls
Testicular torsion
there was probably a loud noise at a frequency only your testicle could hear so it got scared and hid up there until it was safe. this trait evolved because of the environment in prehistoric times
Your testiclw retracted into your body just prior to orgasm. I cant remember what causes an "ascended testicle " exactly, but its common for some people. Happens to me around once a month. Nothing to worry about
>>24610907
i'm dying lol
>tfw no foreskin
There's nothing more subhumane than being cut
>>24611837
I have previously posed the question of whether being circumcised is partly the cause of my masturbation addiction. Perhaps if I had foreskin then masturbation, orgasm and ejaculation would feel more satisfying and complete, and I wouldn't feel endlessly unfulfilled by the functioning of my cropped member
ur balls do that to shoot the sperm out you fucking idiot.
when your testes descend, a muscle or something is supposed to lock them in place, happens in infancy or sooner IIRC. when this muscle/whatever does not do that, then you have a condition known as Whack A Mole Test I Cole, but it is not really serious. my right nut does the same thing when I fap.