https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l1awGRnSHw
Sam was physically attacked by a psycho feminist at a show.
This happened at Zuzu in Massachusetts on Nov. 10 during one of their #MIDEASTCORN open mic events.
>I was assaulted and hit in the head with a microphone. Charges are being pressed. This will not stand. I shouldn't have to be afraid for my safety to stay up and say my life fucking matters.
>I was screamed at by a violent awful person and struck in the temple with a metal, phallic object. I saw it coming but only had time to protectively close my eye. The impact was like nothing I've ever felt before. I was struck twice before it was broken up by onlookers. I might change my mind about doing this comedy shit...
>Looks more like an abrasion from a harsh metal microphone attack.
its a zit
Why do you think I care? Sam Hyde is a chad attention whore. He probably pissed his pants with joy when the cunt came at him because he knew he'd be able to get even more attention for it.
I hope this is true, where is the police report?
>>24608396
His face reminds me of martin short for some reason.
>>24608396
Sam sounds like a whiny pussy faggot
>>24608482
>being this autistic
He's joking FYI. Watch the second half of the video.
>>24608414
You can hear him get hit twice in the face in the video
What a stupid bitch. Glad she got booed and laughed out like the idiot she is. "Can I just tell some jokes? I thought maybe I would come here and tell some jokes." Oh okay then can you maybe do it? How about just try to tell a joke then? Fucking dumb bitch.
>>24608396
sam is a baby
that's fucking nothing
>>24608448
That's probably just sam being epic
Would've been cool to see her get owned desu
>>24608396
>you're in total control of the crowd because you have a vagina
sammy boy knows what's up
the fire rises
>that baby part
God this guy is unfunny as fuck
>>24609194
you are a coward and the reason Boston was bombed
>>24609194
the joke is the laughing audience
>Comedy club that's all about not bowing down to sensitive sallies, and telling offensive jokes while people laugh at offensive shit because it's fucking funny, without feeling ashamed
>some girl comes in, gets offended as fuck, and tries to shame the crowd for telling and laughing at offensive jokes
Why the fuck was she there? Did she expect not to get booed off the stage?
>>24608690
He's not really a white knight, he's likely paid by the bar / club to make sure there isn't any physical violence.
>those autist mde fans in the crowd white knighting for sam
>>24609411
The whole crowd is defending him, because some bitch went up on stage and made it personal.
The thing about these types of comedy clubs, where anything goes, is that you can and should do anything EXCEPT make it personal, because it's about laughing at offensive shit, not getting offensive yourself and trying to "battle it out" with someone.
I'm sure Sam and the rest of the club would have stopped if she actually tried to do a routine that wasn't literally just a retort to his routine.
>>24609411
They should be gassed.
But it's Sam's fault for inviting them.
Literally TAPS the mic to his head twice.
ASSAULT
ASSAULT
OH LAWDY
MY FACE
MY FACE
MY BEAUT-..
...MY FACE!
They're both annoying, her for bringing him into her act and him for continuing on with it for attention
Never liked Sam's live comedy, it comes off as annoying and pointlessly edgy
Plus the crowd was shit, dumb MDEfags
>>24609735
>>24609194
>>24608482
>>24608448
>>24608431
whats the true redpill comedy
i agree that mde isnt it
HYDE LIVES MATTER
JUSTICE FOR SAM
>>24609411
>when a roastie makes a postie
>>24609389
Then why was he allowing her to repeatedly hit him in the head with the microphone?
>>24609988
just because he didn't say no doesn't mean he gave her consent you fucking misogynistic shitlord
>>24609988
how dumb can u guys' interpretations of this be
its a joke
he's doing comedy
theres videos of him squatting big weight he clearly doesnt give a crap that he got patted on the head
its fits in with mde folklore
>>24609919
Bill Hicks?
>>24609919
dunno but andy kaufman is the most patrician
>>24610281
dear god man
>"struck in the temple with a metal, phallic object. I saw it coming"
I think we all know what was really happening
Why are women so violent?
Sam is not good at conventional stand up comedy.
It's only funny when they go to places they shouldn't be, like An Inconvenient Anime, Paradigm Shift and the one where he just talks about AIDS for 20 minutes.
>>24608690
The guy was protecting Sam, not the woman in that fight.
If Sam had retaliated and in a second of anger punched her in the face, he'd probably go to prison and lose his job. The woman, at worst would have a broken nose and a whole bunch of compensation money.
It looked more like a 'I'm not going to let you fuck up your life, bro' reaction, rather than 'I'll save you mlady'
>>24608396
desu I don't feel bad for him though
I like some of his stuff, but the whole "make me a sandwich" thing was literally 15 year old cringe shit
>>24608413
>mfw Sam has nice eyes :3
>"Oh look we got a privileged black cyborg here."
>"I think it's terrible that black people should have the first access to cybernetics."
>>24608396
>>24608750
>>you're in total control of the crowd because you have a vagina
So true, still I don't think she had that crowd.
>>24608396
lmao sam is a god. Fuck normies and women.
could this be real
>>24612701
no, ashley's fans are just autists that are grasping at straws
>>24608396
i hate women being cocky knowing they cant get beaten
>>24609210
Dude come on, that's not ok. If the Boston marathon bombing taught us anything, it's that some lines shouldn't be crossed.
Sam fucks and abuses underage girls
>>24608564
No you can't.
He never got hit.
>>24614204
Yes you can, check 6:34.
She hits him once, says "You want that?" and then hits him again.
Sam is a pedophile who goes after young dumb girls.
>>24614253
check your ears and eyes, she never does that.
>>24614480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FPZ7LLesVr
Uhm, you're wrong?
>>24614649
that was just random mic feedback
you never see him getting hit
>>24608396
R.I.P. sweet angel.
>>24614680
his head is in the way but you can see her arm swing both times
This guy is like amy schumer. Both Jewish and unfunny
>>24614680
are you swedish per chance?
>>24615284
Sam isn't Jewish
has anyone here been to philly screenings?
was it fun?
>>24608396
>woman feels challenged
>LITTLE DICK!!
>UGLY!!
>OPPRESSION!!
>SHUT UP!!!
>IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!? *HITS*
I thought women were supposed to be non superficial and passive, this is pretty much evidence of women's true nature, /r9k/ was right about EVERYTHING. Meanwhile women live completely better then men in all regards and are inherently valuable to society and MEN but still look for reasons to get butthurt, it's fucking gross man, I'll never look at women the same way again.
Kudos to Sam for defending himself.
>>24608413
It's acne Sam, you fucking idiot. Go make more videos.
>>24608396
But women are the gender of peace.
>>24616053
>tfw the literal worst insults women can come up with all apply to me.
>>24608396
She didn't even tell any jokes, she just started saying feminist buzzwords and waiting for her minions to cheer.
>>24609471
Women will literally never understand humor. They don't have the capacity for it. Banter is something completely foreign to them, they only know how to manipulate and subjugate others to get what they want.
>Sam Hyde
>funny
good goyim
>>24608690
charles looks so ready to fuck that girl up holy shit
>>24609411
they aren't mde fans its just a bar that he does comedy at alot so they know him where the woman was a stranger
also she was a bitch
>>24609704
are you fucking retarded?
why are you even here? just go back to reddit faggot
>"I was raped by a woman"
>Crowd erupts in laughter immediately
Double standard central
>>24618640
Dont lie to yourself, if you are raped by a women you are a straight up weak faggot that doesn't even deserve to be called a man. That's why it's funny
>>24618752
now that's edgy
>>24619801
if anything fedoras are the MRA's who cry and whine about female-on-male rape
>>24617776
he's scrappy like a jack russell terrier
>>24610042
>mde folklore
>canon MDE extended universe
>makes joke about how people don't like to realize that sometimes women are responsible for starting conflicts and then play the victim
>a woman immediately starts a conflict and then plays the victim
>>24608396
>struck in the temple with a metal, phallic object
lmfao
good ole sam
>>24608396
Sam, I love you but you have to stop posting threads on 4chan. I see you here, /pol/, come on man. We're all subscribed to MDE anyways, what's the motive?
>>24622583
>We're all subscribed to MDE anyways
Until he has a million subscribers that's simply not true m8. Let the man shill.
Look how deliciously butthurt it makes the feminists and that one guy who thinks he's hurting Sam by stalking him and crying about underage girls and shit. Good stuff.
>>24622648
that one guy is sam himself, this girl was an actor. if you believe any of it is real you're retarded.
>>24622583
I want all the attention I can get anon
>>24610664
>Sam Hyde
>job
Get real
sam is a sociopath, please don't give him any attention or money.
