>Hey Robots,
>Thanks for electing me your new god and savior! I'm a virgin just like you guys! Isn't it great? How do you say it? WWWWWEEEE?
>I think we should all prayer together to stave off temptation from women! Follow in my footsteps, stay a virgin forever! You can be just as godly and cool as me.
>Just be yourself and God will take care of the rest! It worked MIRACLES for me!
>this assblasted you got BTFO in the other thread
kek
suck my fucking dick you retard fuck piece of shit
>>24607854
I will pray for you.
>Dear God, keep anon a virgin forever so he can walk the path of righteousness, hand in beautiful hand, together with me into the light.
>Amen.
Does anyone have anything they want to pray about?
I'm here for you robots. I'm just like you guys you know, staving off the succubus so I can get my wizard powers right!?
>>24607807
>tfw no robots will be my friend
Tebow is
GAY
A
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watch the first minute of this and tell me he isn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9NzIoaB45I
>>24609064
Whatever bruh, you just need to feel the love of Christ... his sweat, masculine love all over you and especially inside of you! Can you feel it? INSIDE OF YOU? THE LOVE OF CHRIST?
Maybe he gets satisfaction out of turning down sluts?
>>24609273
I get satisfaction from staying on the path of righteousness and never seeing evil, yucky girls!
>>24609300
girls aren't evil senpai, they're soft and qt.
>>24609316
Girls are trash. Fuck off, normie.
>>24609316
Girls are beautiful and precious snowflakes. Every last one of them. They're all beautiful in the eyes of the Lord!
You just have to be yourself and date them, buy gifts for them, take them on vacations, talk to them constantly... but just don't have sex because that's where evil part is.
