>move to Portland, OR
>love first week, meet some people
>join everyone for movies
>AmySchumerHBOspecial.mkv
>everyone is roaring laughing
I fucked up senpai.
>>24607769
>Schumer
Is this what Americans call comedy nowadays?
Fucking he'll. I'm gonna watch cement dry.
>>24607769
Amy Schumer is fucking hilarious fuck you
DUDE IM A DUMPY SLUT WITH A VAGINA LMAO
>>24607769
>move to Portland, OR
You brought this on yourself
>>24607769
>willingly moving to portland
you dun fucked up, anon.
i hope the streetfolk give you hiv.
>>24607877
Even Oliver is a God tier comedian compared to hee
>>24607769
LOOK AT ME
IM SUCH A FUCKING SLUT AND DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT
IF YOURE NOT A SLUT THEN WHY THE FUCK
HAHAHAHAHA
She always looks like she's snarling
>>24607769
>move to Portland, OR
>it's 4th of July, basically block parties everywhere downtown
>drunk, club is too crowded and smells like fuckin BO, walk outside, decide to try and find some bud
>find a random group of people, they look chill, ask if they know where I can find some bud
>they get super offended because the dude I asked happens to be black
>start asking me why I didn't ask a group of white people, calling me racist, making fun of my ethnicity
>almost get jumped by same group while I'm waiting for a ride
mfw I found out I'm racist
