Who /"smart"/ here?
>my parents still expect me to become successful but I'm a stupid, lazy loser whose biggest accomplishment is masturbating 6 times in a day
I"VE STILL GOT THEM THINKING THAT IM ABOUT TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL.
I'm doomed, tbqh.
my biggest accomplishment is holding on to my virginity, and how often i play video games.
>>24607503
You described my life. Are you me?
>get $100 for writing an article for listverse.com
>tell dad nonchalantly
>he takes it out of context and thinks ive become a self made man as he "knew" i would be
Absolutely disgusting, how long can this charade last
>>24607503
>masturbating 6 times in a day
>not at least hitting double digits
STEP IT UP SON
My parents had high hopes. Especially after I was accepted to a decent university. I successfully managed their expectations by dropping out and telling them I've done mushrooms and lsd. I think they think I have brain damage now or something.
Who here was great as a kid, and became a piece of shit as an adult?
>>24607632
I got into a good university, failed miserably, dropped out, went to another one and now I'm failing there too.
My dad thinks I'm writing my masters thesis at the first university now.
>mfw at the exams
>two every single life advice on /r9k/ boils down to "git gud" and I can't do that
>>24607541
What do they think you're doing?
>>24607713
How did you pull that off? Don't they ever try to visit you? Like, for your graduation at the First uni?
>>24608003
It was a 5 year program with built in master so I said there was no ceremony.
He visited one time when I was still going there and I showed the school and a couple of times after I failed but then we weren't around the school.
>>24607926
Going to college. I plan to do something suicidal like military instead.
