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Let's seperate the robots from the normies Anything a
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Let's seperate the robots from the normies


Anything above a 4 on this test and you're a normie

http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html

pic is my score
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I would rather all of these be terrible than so nonremarkably average.
Fuck I hate this
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These are absolute shit.
But i guess ill do one, not like i have anything else worth doing.
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Finances and body is kinda shit.
Overweight and addicted to coffee,cigarettes, and alcohol.
Finances is shit, yes i support myself, but i literally have no money left over after rent, not even for food
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Disclaimer: My "love" stat is only that high because I happen to have the fortune to know a femanon who's even more autistic than myself, somehow. She's only been my gf for 24 hours as of now. Hopefully I won't fuck this up, but knowing me, I probably will.
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Life: 4.8
Mind: 5.6
Body: 6.5
Spirit: 7.1
Friends/Family: 2.7
Love: 0
Finance: 3.9

I guess I'm a normie but fuck you, it doesn't count since the only thing I scored decently on was "spirit"
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i have some things going for me, but i'm miserable and alone, so it doesn't even matter anyway
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I guess I have good spirit. (NOT THAT IT MATTERS)
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am i a normie?
finance shouldnt actually be so high, my job doesnt really pay that well.
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just below the level of normie.
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>>24607677


>I literally have no money left over after rent, not even for food
>overweight

Top fucking kek
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Am I still a normie, OP?
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>>24607058
got a 5.7 but exited out of the page too quickly.

friends/family was a 2.4 and love was only like a 3 those were my worst unsurprisingly. solid advice though for how to fix those.
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>>24607780
With that attitude you will. Come on dude it's not inevitable that you will fuck it up. Make it work brad
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My life is absolute garbage. I'm 52, and I'm currently just living in a hotel from my savings on a laptop.
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I'm not a normie and I got bullied constantly for my looks and I have eating problems.
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>>24607780
>24 hours

I can already tell you're gonna fuck up. She isn't your gf after 24 hours of anything.
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I'm mad at the normie advice in results
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>>24608309
But you've got that sweet, sweet lovin going for you
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Well, guess I'll be on my way out then
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>>24608285
>>24608410
>>24608123
>>24608086
>>24608043

Op here, hang in there robots. I'd be lying if I said it doesn't make me feel any better that you guys also have low scores, but it does.
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>>24608444

We're in a LDR and I only see them for a month out of a year
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>friends and family are under the same umbrella
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>>24608461
>>24608309
>>24608019
>>24607488

fucking normies on this baord
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there is no remedy
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not even that accurate
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Lotta good my body is doing me. Thanks for trying though, fucking quiz
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so normie yet so lonely

it pretty much invalidates everything
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Anybody with a love score above 0 needs to get off /r9k/
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>>24607058
>Love 0
Right in the feels
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My finances are not that good and it over rates my body
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Guess I failed
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>>24608495
>zero friends
>virgin
how exactly am i a normie? just because i'm not living in a ghetto?
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>>24608160

You're close to a failed normie. But robot isn't out of the question. Keep at it you'll get there some day anon!
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not that bad tbqh
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from the same thread like 2 months ago.
>tfw you've probably gotten worse
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my love score was so low that they couldn't calculate it
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>all this zeroes in love
glad yet sad to see I'm not alone
we're all gonna make it senpai, someday
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I'm pretty sure even if I fulfilled all the things this quiz is asking of me I would still feel nothing inside
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I just come here for the lulz
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Finding love is hard, but I got time since I'm 18. Parents are dependable but completely emotional distant. They try hard to provide for me, but I just can't bring myself to involve them in my life at all.
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Highly inflated score due to being in college and not having to worry about money yet.
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>>24609139
No, so you are distant not them.
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I'm normie as fuck, so this is much worse than I thought.
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>>24607058
I swear I'm not a normie.
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>>24609357
Forgot the damn pic.
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who else living the /dreamlife/?
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Pretty sure I'm a cyborg, not a normie.
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I gave up when i realized there was more than 1 page
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The thoughtful advice section tho lol

Honestly I think most peoples spot in life really is up to a RNGeezus
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REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

FOR YOU OWN SAFETY PLEASE FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS:

IF YOUR LOVE SCORE IS HIGHER THAN ZERO (0) PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES

FAILURE TO DO SO MAY MAKE YOU A VICTIM OF THE BETA UPRISING

I REPEAT: IF YOUR LOVE SCORE IS HIGHER THAN ZERO (0) PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES

THAT CONCLUDES OUR PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

REEEEEEE REEEEEEE
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>>24609510
My love score was zero.
overall score of 2.6

not a KV
not even a KV -1

do i need to vacate the premises?
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>>24609579
YOU CAN REMAIN INSIDE THE PREMISES

IT IS ADVISED THAT YOU STAY HERE LEST THE NORMIES ATTACK YOU ON SIGHT
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>>24609615
Thank you sir...i'll just lurk in the back here.
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Fuck the Robot and my life
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When can I kill myself?
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Life: 3.6
Mind: 3.1
Body: 7.1
Spirit: 3.6
Friends/Family: 2.7
Love: 0
Finance: 1.9
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>>24609510
Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is very low, indicating trouble. There is love out there for you. Seek the advice of wise people on how to go about finding it. Do not lose hope.
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>>24607058
Well, I knew I wouldn't score high, but I didn't think I would score this low.....
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What's the difference between single, searching and single, not searching? Searching means you're asking girls out and going on dates I guess?
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>>24607058
Why did this quiz not have an Asexual option under sexual orientation?
Also, Why in the pick what disorders you have section did it not have ASD?
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>>24608285
So you lied. You have finances.
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This test is fucking retarded
>earn $225 a week and sometime cant afford food
>5.7 for finance
>Skeletally thin because i rarely eat and constantly sick
>5 for body
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>>24609887
There's no such thing as asexuality.
Having your libido inhibited by trauma or hormonal imbalance is not the same thing of being asexual. It's literally a meme condition and people clinging to the notion of being asexual are simply too afraid of dealing with their problems.
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>>24607058
at least I've got the body and money one's
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At least I have chicken!
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>>24609975
maybe, but it perfectly possible to be happy without love. it's a shitty test.
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Everybody with at least one love point is not a robot.
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>>24610065
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
go away normie
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>>24610222
nice trips homo
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>tfw higher than average finance score
>If you wouldn't mind, please take a little time to explain how you manage to succeed so well at this aspect of your life. Your words may be read by someone else who scored very low. Take a moment to give them some useful advice. Your thoughts are very much appreciated.
ask me anything, I guess
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>>24610238
Fuck off nigger, the advice is >>24609487. Besides that you have nothing to offer you filthy normie shitter.
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>How often do you exercise?
>Never
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>>24610255
>i only know one perspective to being well off
top kek m8
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>>24607058
>normies pls

O RI G I NA L
C
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>>24610331
>not understanding my post
Filthy normies being dumb as usual.
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>>24607058
>Anything above a 4 on this test and you're a normie
>Anything above a 4
>A B O V E a 4

>>24608632
>>24607925
This test doesn't account for things like virginity, spilling spaghetti every time you go out in public, being a hikki or not, factors in what kind of neighborhood you live in and other irrelevant shit, etc. If it's any consolation, this test was never designed to measure how much of a normie you are, so don't feel bad about scoring too high. You know yourself better than any severely limited quiz among millions on the internet ever will.
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>>24607058
Do i need a balanced life to be a robot?
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Life:6.3Mind:6.1Body:9Spirit:7.3Friends/Family:4.3Love:1.4Finance:3.2
Fit gang
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>>24609961
That reminds me.

>>24610452
>Earn $200-220 per month, not per week
>Score 4.8 on finance
>Still have recurring suicidal thoughts, but fortunately not as often as I used to
>6.5 in spirit
>Body, same as you
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>>24609510
kek

(originalle commentte)
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I guess things aren't as shitty as I imagined.
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I dunno about that body one. My body is in pretty shit condition overall
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who /3.7/ here
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at least i look good
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This week find out girl I like wants to be friends. Tfw she said she was into me, must have been a pity thing. I want to die because now I have nothing.
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>>24607058
Feeling pretty good. Too lazy to edit the screen cap, though.
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>>24611240
This is living on 30k per year, btw.
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I answered in all honesty. Why doesn't it show my incredible love life? I have a loving and devoted girlfriend and answered all the questions.

Still feel like a robot
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Fuck having a love life.
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The people who score high why are you even here? Are you here really just to mock us? And if yes, why are you so surprised when we hate you?
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>>24611383
I used to try and start threads to give you guys advice. Then, due to people ignoring/giving hate for no reason, I wound up just leaving the board, and coming back when I need a reminder about how good I have it.
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>>24611404
I love your kind. I really do. You think your advice was actually good? You are in no position to give advice to us. Since as you said yourself, you have it good. Normie like you giving us advice is the same as if some kind of stock market expert came up to a homeless man and told him which stocks exactly he should buy to get rich.
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>>24607058
>Body this high
thats some shit
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Scores are decent, yet i still have this emptiness inside of me that noone can fill...
Like, why even live /r9k ? What is it good for to achieve all these things if you die anyways in the end ?
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>>24611422
>Since, as you said yourself, you have it good.
You say that like I never had it bad. But you are right, it takes desire to change for the better. And that's something that most of you don't have.

And the fact that you immediately deride my advice without even hearing me out is proof to that. You are so ready to turn your nose up to everyone that you won't listen to anyone.
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>>24611470
It doesn't take desire to get better. It takes good starting position. Someone who had good upbringing, got healthy self-confidence and some social network will find it much easier to find desire to change. It's all in your starting position.
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>>24611485
>Takes a good starting position
My starting position was homelessness, no family, no friends, and no one who liked me, let alone loved me. Living out of a car.

Please tell me how you have it worse right now.
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So, body is my strong suit. How ironic. This test is disproportionately impressed that a fucking twenty-something isn't crippled.

Are these below 2 cheating? Is hard to believe that someone's life could be shittier than mine.
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1.5 love ONLY because I don't give a shit about it
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>>24611504
I don't. So? What you say does not matter to me one bit. As far as I am concerned you're lying or exaggerating. That's what normies like to do. It's the just-world fallacy. Any success people have they like to attribute to their good decisions whether they had something to do with it or not.
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No idea how body is that high.
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>>24611541
>That's what normies like to do.

Lying without reason is stupid. I gain nothing from lying to you. It completely defeats the point of the thread. But whatever, dude. Consider the argument, "won."

You win, and your prize is your 2.8 life score. I lose, and my punishment is my 9.0 life score. Congrats.
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>>24611578
Yeah worst thing is, you don't even realize you're lying. Like you are demonstrating here. You're just-worlding pretty hard now. And really your only argument is
>whatever dood me life better so u looser dumb

Really? Could you be any more normie? I am actually tempted to hear your advice out just to see the normie bullshit for myself. But chances are I've heard it before. Chances are I've already proven why it's useless, so yeah.
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>>24611320
You are not a robot. Piss off
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well um, seems about right
so when do i kill myself
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Can't even find the willpower to finish this shit
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>>24611603
Ok, dude. You've won. Feel good about it. Not arguing with you anymore. You keep on doing the exact same thing and being bitter that nothing but your age changes.
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Oh fug. 0 love.
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>>24607058
Christ, this is depressing.
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>>24611627
And I will not feel bad about it. Not one bit, because the position I'm arguing from is still the position of truth.
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>>24611643
What truth? Enlighten me.
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>>24611612

Do it immediately
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tfw not a retarded autist blaming all my issues on everyone and everything else :3
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>>24611627
hey m80 why dont you just give him some advice?
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>4.1
AYY LMAO
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>robot bla bla bla
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>>24611649
Well I think most people ignore things to be happy. For example, people still get married despite two thirds of marriages fail(not US statistics mind you). Short men still try to pick up women despite how well it's proven that women consider short men much less attractive. There is million of these things that people ignore to live better life and be more functional members of society. And that they are! No doubt here.

My question, that I has asked so many times and never had it answered is. If you are ignoring things, if you are not being honest even to yourself. Not other people, not anyone else. Just yourself, then what's the point of doing anything at all?

And that's what I live by. I always try to see the truth, always try to see everything as rationally as I can even if it's making me miserable. That's the truth. It's not full truth obviously, there are things that likely exist that I can not see or comprehend now, but I do what I can.

And one of these truths I have mentioned is how things out of your control determine your life. That's why I don't want to hear your advice, because advice coming from soneone who doesn't want to admit this is useless.
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dat love life tho.
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I would say that i should be around 4, every chrashes down lately.
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>>24611710
I'm good. Tried starting threads in the past. He'll won't be a skeptic, which would be fair. He'll be an outright denier. Because his logic is so good that he's just drowning in love and success, right?

>For example, people still get married despite two thirds of marriages fail
And that 33% might as well not exist, right?

>Short men still try to pick up women despite how well it's proven that women consider short men much less attractive.
And that's why short men are NEVER happy, right?

>What's the point of doing anything at all?
Even if you're being honest to yourself, what's the point? You're still going to die. You tell me what the point is of doing anything even when you are successful, and I will have a better idea of your thought process to answer that question.
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Fuck you OP I'm no normie
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.1 over 4. Am I a normie?
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The quiz is retarded because it makes assumptions that you need to be faithful, loved, and have relationships to be happy. Being a unsuccessful normie still makes you a normie. Too many people here think that being a virgin and having no friends is enough to separate yourself from the rest of the shitheads of society. Normal people want to be cool, popular, rich, famous, and be loved. If you want any of that (even if you have none of it), you're a goddamn normie.
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>>24611764
>And that 33% might as well not exist, right?
They do. But given the odds and risks it's a pretty bad deal. For men anyways.

>And that's why short men are NEVER happy, right?
Being happy through delusion or ignorance is not really being happy.

>Even if you're being honest to yourself, what's the point? You're still going to die. You tell me what the point is of doing anything even when you are successful, and I will have a better idea of your thought process to answer that question.
Well there is really no point in doing anything. I mean I hate to be the typical edgy nihilist, but you know the drill. It doesn't last, nothing does.
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>>24611811
>Not wanting happyness

I'm sorry, what?
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>>24611764
well i'm >>24611612
not every marriage will fail, so yeah.
height has nothing to do with general happiness unless you're butt hurt about or you blame it for your problems.

were all gonna die, so why do anything? The king and the pawn are put back in the same box.

>You tell me what the point is of doing anything even when you are successful,
well if your successful stop complaining about your 'problems'
>and I will have a better idea of your thought process to answer that question.
you? have a better idea? C'mon now you sound full of yourself.
lets say you tried and tried only to fail each and every time, some of us have low aptitudes.
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I got 4.2, close enough
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>>24611828
>They do. But given the odds and risks it's a pretty bad deal. For men anyways.
No argument. But the payoff is pretty awesome.

>Being happy through delusion or ignorance is not really being happy.
Are you stating that short people can not be happy without delusion or ignorance as though it is fact? That's a huge presumption to make, considering half the population is "shorter than average."

>Well there is really no point in doing anything. I mean I hate to be the typical edgy nihilist, but you know the drill. It doesn't last, nothing does.
And that's the point. You have ONE life. That's it. It's up to you to make it count. Nobody else.
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Sorry fellas
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It's strange that I score so high in finance, because I live in the shithole with low as fuck wages.
Only because I pay bills on time and I live independed make me a fucking 8.1 in finance score?

also this
>love
>zero

Is depressing as fuck
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>>24611843
I didn't specifically say happiness (and intentionally did not say it). But yes, I don't want relationships, love, sex, money, or popularity. At worst I might occasionally want attention. And yes, I am defining normies in terms of my own personal place in life. A normie can also be defined as any non-autistic person.
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>>24611848
>Never complained about my problems, as I don't have any at the moment.

>lets say you tried and tried only to fail each and every time, some of us have low aptitudes.
Been homeless? If not, you have a higher aptitude than me, or better luck, at least.
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>>24611859
>No argument. But the payoff is pretty awesome.
True. In the 33% chance you manage to make it last.

>Are you stating that short people can not be happy without delusion or ignorance as though it is fact? That's a huge presumption to make, considering half the population is "shorter than average."
I am in fact. Just try bringing it up around any short people all the disadvantages(men mainly) and see how secure and happy they are. They will usually attack you, mostly verbally if they're not much bigger than you, which they usually aren't.

>And that's the point. You have ONE life. That's it. It's up to you to make it count. Nobody else.
I do get what you mean. I propose we take a step forward. Let's say I actually want to make myself happy, have the positive attitude and you know all that sun-and-rainbows stuff. How to do that? Whenever I tried it would last for few days but then reality would hit me like a truck full of bricks.
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>>24611892
>How to do that?
Depends on your goals. What is your definition of "happiness." Not trying to be a dick, but the answer is different for each person.
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>>24611872
Most people define happyness as a mix of all the above, especially love.

Not to mention how wealth and popularity makes your life easier.
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>>24611875
well it depends how you look at it, see you went from homeless to successful, i went from silver spoon to a filthy drug addict
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>>24611913
True. I guess my definition of happiness would be being content. Knowing my limitations and being happy with the things I can achieve given those limitations. That's pretty much all I'd like. Not very concrete I know. But I don't really have any concrete goals like having a house with a terrace or whatever people want.
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>>24611859
what payoffs? loose half your money and the right to see your kids?
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>>24611928
And what have you done to change it? I've never been a drug addict, but I've been a 3 pack a day smoker and quit. Not equating cigarettes to all drugs, but I WOULD say they are more addictive than some.

Furthermore, would the quitting drugs make you happy? Or is it just the first step on achieving happiness.
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I don't have much but an inner calm.
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2,2 for me.
TWO POINT TWO
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>>24611870
At least you had love information. https://apscuhuru.org/analysis/diamonds/diamonds_web.pdf
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>>24611953
why would i want to deal with my problems sober? yeah i've been off and on, its better on.
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that body score is bullshit, i'm chronically ill and can't even walk around the block without getting tired.
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>0 love

My heart hurts.
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>>24611941
I would love to give you limitations, but, unfortunately, success can come about through 3 separate ways, or any combination of the 3. Hard work, intelligence, and luck. And if you are hard working and lucky enough, you need next to no intelligence. If you are smart and hard working enough, you need no real luck.

I mean, your limitations are pretty much how much you are capable of learning (from what I've read, you seem intelligent, though I could be absolutely wrong). But I know nothing of how hard you can possibly work, or how lucky you are. And yeah, you have to go through a period of discomfort to achieve what you want. I won't tell you its easy. But if your idea of happiness is "money," or if you are gay/asexual, I can't very well tell you to how to pursue women, and hope that will make you happy.
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>>24611975
Ok. So qualify what would make you happy, and I can help you get a game plan on how to achieve it.

I can't promise that it will always be moral, but if you looking to obtain happiness from morality, I would suggest philosophy.
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>>24611923
>most people
>normies

I hate other people and selfishness at the same time. Don't want relationships because I couldn't make anyone happy. Don't want wealth because the only things I really need are videogames and the internet (I'd rather live in a small apartment than a large house). I wouldn't want to be famous because most people are sheep and are retarded at everything. I'm in college and want to be a scientist to help discover how it all works which works out perfectly because I can easily avoid people to satisfy my hatred of them but still help out the species and not be a selfish asshole by doing science stuff. And I don't feel sadness anymore so the loneliness is a non-issue (I suppress the emotion).
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Damn, I'm more than okay with this outcome, senpai.
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>>24612018
hmm, someone to acknowledge me :(
in seriousness all i wanna do is have a shitty job, enough for me to get a apartment in a cheap town and when i'm not at work play vidja games and get trashed
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>>24612086
Get into a trade, that did it for me. You'll have an actual nice job which produces stuff, plus the pay is most likely okay.
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>>24611994
Thanks for replying but you slightly misunderstood me. I know my limitations, I know them well. I know pretty much what I can achieve. I'm just not content with that. Up until now I've generally been always working hard, trying to be pretty much the best version of myself, all that shit. But while doing this I see massive amount of people who get better results than me with less work. And it makes me hate them, it makes me hate myself too. It makes me want to just say "fuck it" and stop doing whatever I am doing. I know it's irrational as hell, I should grow up right? Be mature and deal with what I have. Deal with the fact that the hand I got dealt isn't the greatest(and to tell you the truth despite getting 2.8 score on a dumb online test It's VERY far from being bad). I really can't seem to deal with this and it's not good for me.
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Fuck everyone who got 5+ how the fuck is that possible for someone browsing through robot shitposts.

Also fuck thesis-based masters, that shit ruins your life. Words of wisdom for you robots, don't ever fucking do a thesis, it's a trap to get you to do slave work for some cunt who uses research funding to live a much better life than you.
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>>24612086
Your solution is the midwest. I'm in a town about 40 minutes away from Wichita, KS. There are jobs ranging from production (airplane parts), to commercial (Walmart/Kroger/liquor stores/restaurants). 400 bucks per month here gets me a 1 bedroom duplex with an attached garage and a storage shed in the back yard, plus a fridge, a stove, a garbage disposal, a dishwaasher, and central heat/air. Real hardwood floors in the living room and the bedroom, carpet in the bathroom, linoleum in the kitchen. It's a pet friendly place, too. Just had to pay 100 bucks extra on my deposit.

Sound doable? Then get to the Winfield/Wellington/Oxford Kansas area. Oh, and internet is 44 bucks per month for a 9 MB/sec connection, but without any caps.
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noocfortherobot
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>>24612119
ah i guess, ive always liked carpentry
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>>24612175
>ah i guess, ive always liked carpentry
That's great. If you are from the United States you could build houses or fix them, most housing has a wooden base in the US.
Just think about the feel of building a whole damn house!
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>>24612122
>But while doing this I see massive amount of people who get better results than me with less work.

Sorry I misunderstood you. Please allow me to take another crack at it:

Firstly, you don't know their story, and how they got to be where they are. Secondly, even if that's true, and they got to where they are with less work/qualifications than you, it's irrelevant. Instead of looking at the people above you today, you should look at the average guy throughout the course of history. Even someone working minimum wage has a better quality of life for less work. If you're gonna compare yourself to the average, compare yourself to the ACTUAL average. Again, look at my score here:>>24611240
I make 16.27. I have a 10% sales tax, 230/month insurance pakage, 6% retirement package (that I'm FORCED to pay into) and around a 15% income tax rate. Excluding the sales tax, I'm taking home around 22k per year. I'm still at a 9/10, and I genuinely am happy. I'm not lying to myself. I have 2 close friends, and a wife who stays home, keeping house, paying bills, walking dogs, and raising her younger cousins. Her not working means ALL I have to do is work, and when I get home, I get to do pretty much whatever I find enjoyable (so long as I'm able to get to work the next day). It doesn't sound like much, only taking home around 450 bucks per week, but I'm happy with that. Could I be upset that someone does less and makes more? Sure, but I'm happy that I'm pretty much free to live my life how I want once I get off of work from a job that I really like.

Perspective really helps, sometimes.
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It just sucks that textless posts aren't allowed anymore
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>>24612224
I guess I get what you mean. My problem might be that I am thinking in one dimension. It's easy to feel shit if whenever you see someone doing better in something you only focus on one thing and ignore the others. Yeah surprisingly enough perspective is probably a pretty good advice. Thanks. Honestly.
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teetering on the edge somehow
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>>24607058
Super normie, reporting in.
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>>24612337
I am truly glad that I could help you out.
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SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER NORMIE REPORTING IN.
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Welp
Fuck off rohot I'm trying to mope
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3h65ag8
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You guys need a life
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>>24607058
>has friends
>thinks he's not a normie

i take this test every serveral months. glad to see my mind and finance scores are improving. pls gib some friends and gf
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Genuine normie results
I'm also a newfag from reddit
You guys have funnny maymays and everything!!!

So isn't finding a girlfriend hard, right? The ones that keep hitting on me just aren't perfect enough to put my 7.5 inch dick into
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feels pretty bad to be honest
didn't even input joke answers or anything
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I expected a worse outcome.
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wow, look at all these normie faggots in this thread
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>>24607058
>gay
>straight
>bisexual
>undecided
Well, that's me fucked. Asexual sounds like a meme term but it's the closest to what I am. I don't care about getting my dick wet, my mouth cocked or my ass fucked.
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Wew lads. Glad I can pay my bills on time
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Am I a failed normie?
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Allright, im a poorfag with no family but there is hope
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Cool I suppose

At least better than most.
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>>24612940
Fucking normie with your high score and you're using safari fuck
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Is this even possible?

>still no gf t b h f a m
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Really feel sorry for you guys. You should get out more and enjoy life, it's great!
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who no gf and spiraling out of control here?
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I am surprised.
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these are generally Fucking stupid but here goes
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>anything but 0 on love

normies out OUT OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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Don't really know why I have such a good body score I'm a heavy alcoholic, smoker and never exercise.
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Wow I thought I'd be the most normie.
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Well shit.

At least I'm really fit :(
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Same as >>24613430, sans alcoholic.
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Old one, because I'm one lazy fuck
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>friends/family consistently low ITT, 0's in love
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>>24613600
Is it that much of a surprise?
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Kissless and handless virgin gets 0.8 in love life. Kek
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>>24607780
I was in your place not so long ago and I fucked it up

Body and finance is OK because genetically not so bad and mommy gimme moneys
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>>24613665

>handless

how did you type that post?
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>>24607058
life is great.
kinda.
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>>24607058
Wew lad

>basketball american post right here
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>>24613675
Never held hands with girls baka
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>>24613700
it's handholdless you fucking pleb
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>>24613706
>naming other person pleb in r9k
we all are social rejects in here
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>>24613721
>equating pleb with social reject
yet again more evidence that you are a fucking pleb.
Evola was a very patrician social reject, for example.
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>>24613742
Stop being hostile. We are the same here.
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>>24613706
>>24613700

>tfw handless handholdless virgin
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seems about right desu

>get a job and earn money they said
>start working out and girls will fall into your lap they said

fuck
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>>24613758
>We are the same here.
the entire purpose of this thread was to differentiate between us kek
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It's gone down since I last took this test...
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originel post
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There was never anything wrong with me except that I never made any friends and never had a gf, and how it has been wearing on my brain for the last few years.
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Pls rate
I fucking hate myself
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>>24614132
FUCK
Pls rate
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tilt
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does everyone here have zero at love life? jesus christ
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No addictions so yay
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>>24607058

Life: 3.8
Mind: 4.8
Body: 2.4
Spirit: 5.2
Friends/Family: 3.2
Love: 4.6
Finance: 3.5

Guess I'm not a normie.
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I think I am pretty normal. Pretty mediocre, but is that not the norm? Is not the majority to exist to be "normal?"
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I guess my life isn't so shit.
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>>24607058

life - 5.1
body - 8.4
spirit - 2
friends/family - 3.2
love - 1.4
finance - 6.8

tell me, what does this mean?
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>>24607058
>3.2 Friends/family
The former doesnt exist so idk
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>>24607058
I am a robot with a good quality of life
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Can't complain really.
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What's a "good friend"?

Is someone a good friend if we get on well but only see each other once a year?
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at least I'm not a fat fuck
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Mr Normal, it would appear.
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>>24607677
That's bullshit.

How the fuck are you overweight if you have "no money for food"?

Fatasses are so fucking delusional, I swear.
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guess im on the edge
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I got 3.7.

I wonder what /r9k/ would be like if only virgin INTPs and INFPs with scores under 4 were allowed on here.
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>be considerably overweight
>body rating of 5

Yeah, this test is wack.
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>>24607058
>all these fuckers with high love scores

FUCKING HELL GET OFF MY BOARD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE!!!
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kek i have a shit life
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>>24615749
Damn I thought I'm the normiest here with 7

I don't know why the gave me 4.7 in friends/family when I answered 6-10 good friends and a bunch of other good stuff, yeah grandparents are all dead but that shouldn't keep me down that hard
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>>24615886
Sometimes when I've had a shit week, I come here. It just puts things in perspective and I feel better.
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>>24607058
No thanks im not going to tell a random website detailed personal information for a dumb ass "quiz", go play identity thief somewhere else you fuck shill
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I'm only 0.3 above the normie limit.

I'm aiming to cure my autism.

>love: not enough information

I'm on the fence with this one and unable to provide an answer for a lot of the love questions so...
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>>24615964
So you come here to laugh at the misfortunate eh?
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My mind should be lower, I can barely feel emotions and have suicidal thoughts more or less 24/7 and especially when I make a mistake.
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>>24616235
No, I'm not here for Schadenfreude
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A-at least my body isn't rotting away yet.
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The only good thing about my body is that I'm not fat, tbqh.
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>>24616463
Fuck off, normie. Everyone over 3 is doing fine, get the fuck out of this board.
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>>24613665
>handless
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theres a lot of fucking normans itt
inb4 this comment isnt original fffuuuu
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im not a normie or a robot. i just feel hollow inside
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I am very depressed, i have one friend, i have a shitty job.
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