>anon thanks for taking me tohmm mmmgghh mmrrgggh mmmrhggh aaarrgghggg
>>24606716
I'd still fuck till the white meat showed, not even kidding.
>>24606716
Y-you're welcome femanon.
5 bucks says she still has a bf
>>24606747
everything below the head is probably an 8/10.
i bet she has a beautiful innie clean-shaven vagoo.
>>24606780
Doggystyle with the lights off probably feels no different whatsoever. I'd even ejaculate on the upper portion of her face but would not let my nut get on that chin.
That tumor is easily removable.
I think I could do it
>>24606716
>hey anon check out my jay leno impression
>>24606832
If it was easily removable it'd have been removed
weeeeeeew lads
>not original
>>24607178
Sometimes the only difference is money.
>>24607178
because easy = cheap amirite?
>>24607178
If you're not going to believe in my technique then you have no place in my heart Anon-kun. I know I can do this
>>24607228
>you pay for her to have it removed
>she uses her new found self esteem to fuck Chad
>>24607250
robokucks ladies and gentlemen
this is the hmm thread yeah?
>>24606716
awwww poor girl, you guys are mean
>>24607228
>>24607231
A quick reverse-image-search has vindicated me, she's gotten surgeries before but it can't be fully removed
Take that you FUCKS
Why can't they just have that shit surgically removed?
>Chink has a literal deformity and robots still express the desire to date her
>Guy is under 5'10 and his presence becomes poison to women
>>24607316
I believe you, but did you find an exact reason? It's not like her aorta's hiding in there
>thank you anon for not saying "desu senpai"
>>24606716
I hate to do it, it breaks my heart, but when I see something that has to be done, it has to be done, and if I'm the one to do it, so be it.
Poor girl.
FUCK THIS 3D GAY EARTH RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24607225
Are those... fucking teeth?
>>24607394
Crazy how years ago this was a common image here, just like "okay.jpg" guy.
>>24607394
kill her right?
>>24607436
Yes. She has thousands growing in and on her skull. She's had to have surgery to scrape out behind her eyes several times so she doesn't go completely blind.
>>24607299
Yea this is so fucking sad. Why the fuck do we even bother in this shot world m8, fuck fuck fuck my shit up..
She goes to Stanford, what's your excuse?
>>24607499
That's cold as fuck
>>24607499
I'd request a change too. Jesus Christ.
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THIS VOMIT
>>24607499
I'm not Asian.
>>24607499
Porn, anime and obesity.
>>24607499
Sad to say, but I'd request a room change, too. I'm not that good of a person when it comes to things like this.
What would happen if I punched her in the chin?
>>24607499
I would not be able to handle the stress of looking at that thing every fucking day desu senpai
>>24607332
That's because men on here are desperate and a lot of them are weebs with obsessions for Nordic/Slav and chink women.
>>24607499
Idc I say suck it up, seriously why are some people such assholes
>>24607499
Link to her tumblr?
>>24606716
hmmmm wat
fuck you, robot
>>24608040
>>24608297
>>24607519
Depends on how she talks. I guarantee you, if a teenage girl's voice and mannerisms come out of her, the shock will start to fade away pretty quickly.
>>24607499
>Somebody with a shark's worth of teeth is more successful than the average robot
At least I am glad I am not her.
>>24607499
Going to university at a young age doesn't necessarily mean she's a genius or anything and it definitely doesn't guarantee her any wild career success. There's a good chance she'll just end up like your average person who graduates from an Ivy league tier school.
The only thing this really means is she has mega-helicopter parents who have been aggressively pushing her since birth. I'd say it's actually pretty harmful for a kid's social and emotional development to send them to uni at 14.
But then again, look at her. She needs whatever she can get to get ahead of the pack. Good for her if it's what she really wants and not just what her parents have been grooming her.
>>24609177
Your entire post is screaming butthurt. Going to an Ivy League at young age does mean that she is intelligent and it does get her ahead in life. She probably also have loving parents considering she didn't end up under the backyard of a chinese abortion clinic.
>>24609177
she went to a summer math program, what are you babbling about?
>>24607467
no he meant post the forever alone image
My God what is wrong with you, you twisted fucking psychopath
>>24607225
nightmare fuel
>>24609141
>Essentially my lymphatic system can't properly circulate fluid so the excess fluid builds up in my face. It is difficult to remove because the tumor-like masses can interfere with my nervous and circulatory systems
>>24609177
She didn't even go to college early. This was just a summer math program, which one of my friends went to. Apparently she spends all her time on online forums and tumblr, and the other math geeks kinda freaked out when they found out she looked like that, since she seemed pretty normal online.
Also, as a Bay Area Asian, tryhard helicopter parents are very real, but I suppose it works out. Looking back, almost everyone from my childhood tryhard Asian group is at an Ivy....so maybe they are doing something right.
>>24606716
I wonder how bad her breath smells.
>>24607225
This scares me. How can things like this happen..
>>24607499
I would want a room change but holy fuck would i feel like the biggest asshole of all time. If people found out they would NEVER let you live it down. Even though they themselves would done the same.
>>24609801
>Even though they themselves would done the same.
Some people are actually tougher than that.
>>24609837
Some. But most just want to make themselves fell superior while they thank every god they can think of that the weren't in my position
>>24609933
No doubt, "progressive" acceptance is the biggest farce of the living generations.
A few seconds later her transition was complete and she was a chaos spawn.
why not just remove the skull piece by piece and steadily replace it with with titanium?
whoa
i see this girl like every other day around campus. weird to see her posted on here.
>lets make beauitufhghh babhbies anhohn!
>mfw
![stanford_logo[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/K6rWJB9.gif "stanford_logo[1].gif")
>>24606716
I've seen this girl on campus several times.
I feel really bad for her
>>24610179
Can tumors be hereditary?
>>24610138
>>24610185
You two stanford robots should meet and be friends, maybe.Or not, I'm just a third party but I would love to have a friend who wouldn't judge me
>>24610207
Tumors are like flowers that need the proper environment to grow. Your genes provide that environment in most cases.
what happens if you touch it
>>24608422
It's been deactivated. Used to be kali-ddong, but there's nothing there anymore.
>>24609338
>>>/tumblr/ you pretentious hypocrite
give me all the information you have on this girl. links if you have them
>>24606716
Looking at disabled people makes me feel sad
Please don't post images like this on /r9k/ in the future OP
>>24607499
I'd probably be pretty comfy around her, the deforrmity she has on her face, I have on the inside. I wouldn't have to worry about being my autistic self.
I wouldn't change rooms. Watch where you put that chin doe.
Am I pathetic? I would date that girl in a heartbeat
To be fairly honest with you family, she has a nice body below her head but I still wouldn't.
>>24610397
No one cares desu, so you shouldn't either.
>>24607519
>>24608040
>>24608297
>>24609801
Honestly why, she's your roommate, you don't have to fuck her, you're not going to contract her jaw, who cares
>>24609716
There is no God, and bad things happen to good people. Sorry to break it to you kiddo.
>>24610440
It could brush up against you if she looked over your shoulder while you were showing her something on your computer or mobile device
It's just icky
>>24607225
I just want to take a pick and start busting it/digging it out. Anyone feel that way?
>>24607499
hahaha fuckin savage
>>24607436
>>24609386
>>24609716
that pic wasn't her, http://imgur.com/gallery/QAFvI (scroll down)
how old is this girl
>>24610508
What's that black shit near her bottom lip?
>>24610440
Because you're evolutionarily geared to be disturbed by such a deformity and want to be as far away from it as possible. There is no real rational reason behind it, it's because it negatively affects us psychologically.
You just KNOW if it were you with the deformity and she was a complete normie (she still is a normalfag) she would not feel a bit of sympathy for you. And she probably already took some hood nigger's dick
>>24610534
As a sentient being, you have the ability to examine that reaction, acknowledge that it's irrational and dismiss it.
>>24610567
Brb, ``dismissing'' my heterosexuality.
Fuck off delusional liberal
dump information on this girl god damn it
or is everything seriously deleted now?
I need her age at least and maybe some personal things about her
>>24610577
I thought it was liberals who were claiming that you couldn't stop yourself from being gay.
But yeah, being a heterosexual man won't stop you from sucking dick because you have the willpower to do so even if your primal subconscious wants to reject it. That just proves my point.
>>24610561
This. These are the kind of people that sit behind those nasty defomities. No sympathy should be felt. The ones who woudl drop you in a heartbeat if it meant they could get something out of it. They are monsters and they deserve to look what they like to hide and pretend they are not.
>>24610626
No it doesn't. You ask "why" as if you don't understand, when really you understand full well. People are in general not going to do things that make them extremely uncomfortable. She may suffer for that, but asking them not to change rooms is having them suffer instead.
>>24610626
Shut up reddit, we know it's you and none gives a shit. Get out of here.
>>24610648
She wants to be judged based on her personality and interest alone but even still lust after Chad while fucking Tyrone because that's all she can get in her current state. If she for one instant was a normal person and witnessed a man with her own deformity she would not want to be seen with him and would be too busy chasing some tall alpha white man's dick to listen to the deformed fuck's feelings.
Women are all whores.
who is this semen demon?
who is this jizz djinn that i see?
from the window of my den
kek-a-doodle doo I hear her coo
a fuck-u-thrice cockatrice dancing away the night
begging me to let her in my residence
this gentle succubus suck n' buss my lips my nose filled with her sweet musk
oh please OP
just tell me this angels name
before I cream myself in shame
>>24610654
To clarify, I'm not the person who asked why, but it doesn't matter since I think I agree with him.
>People are in general not going to do things that make them extremely uncomfortable.
That is just a lack of willpower. You literally cannot achieve greatness if you're not willing to do things that make you uncomfortable. Yes, she looks hideous, but you know that she's not a threat, you know that you're not actually going to suffer just by being in her vicinity, and if you can't deal with that it just means you're a weak person.
>>24610666
>conquering irrational fears is Reddit
This is just pathetic.
>>24610729
>conquering irrational fears is Reddit
No. Your SJWing is.
>>24610648
Agreed. If she didn't want to be born deformed, she shouldn't have been a criminal in her past life.
>>24610780
In what way is what I'm saying SJWing? You're trying to ignore your own shortcomings by convincing yourself that I have some kind of hidden agenda. You probably already know that you are weak-willed, but you can't bring yourself to admit it. Try to actually consider what I'm saying instead of deflecting like this.
>>24610830
fine then, god
>>24610811
No. If she didn't have that tumor deforming her face, she woudl be the kind of girl not really caring about you because you are not a 7+
E.g., she would be the person changing rooms because you have a tumor on your face :^)
>>24608346
You mean the people who feel being selfish is a privilege.
>>24610830
Weak willed? I wouldn't change rooms you faggot. I'm merely calling you out on your feel good triumphing here. You're probably a disgusting hypocrite
>>24610918
and why the fuck are you samefagging?
>>24610954
but she does have it. and how would having it not change her personality?
maybe you would have been a serial killer if a guy had abducted and tortured you when you were 5 but that didn't happen
>>24611030
>and how would having it not change her personality?
That's my point. If she's not like stated previously, it's because of that thing on her face(forced so nonetheless, thus not real), i.e., if she wasn't like that, she'd be like any other girl.
>>24611070
everyone is "forced" to have their personalities affected by their environments. there is no "real" personality
>>24607225
It's like a drum magazine but for teeth
>>24607499i doShe sat behind me in an intro chem course
Cherubism and Flesh-Eating Amoebas prove that our god is vicious and cruel one.
>>24611028
Not samefagging, don't know who that was.
>I'm merely calling you out on your feel good triumphing here.
This has nothing to do with feeling good and everything to do with making reasoned decisions instead of acting on instinct. In fact, I made this post: >>24609976 before this particular discussion started, which I think serves as evidence that I disagree with liberal circlejerk behavior.
>You're probably a disgusting hypocrite
I probably am, but not in this regard. You probably are too, because it's an easy and common pitfall in humans.
>I wouldn't change rooms you faggot.
So you probably don't even disagree with what I've said.
>>24610443
Quite the opposite, there is a god and he hates us
>>24611094
Fair enough. Her motivations are wrong imo, they are untrue in virtue.
>>24611151
>This has nothing to do with feeling good and everything to do with making reasoned decisions instead of acting on instinct.
I agree with you on this, but it's useless filing this argument, the only thing that will be able to fight this urge, is instinct itself. As animals, the only thing motivating us is instinct. Always has, always will. At best, we get advanced enough and learn to reprogram ourselves into the ideal and perfect sentient beings. Nature does a shit job at this herself so It'll have to come from us.
Some are viruous enough, but those are few and far between to ever make a difference. And thus all we have are twitterettes and tumblr shits spouting feel good on social media, claiming another heroic 'deed' under their name. Utterly disgraceful.
>>24607499
I'd do the same thing. I can't deal with that. I'm too much of a squeamish little bitch these days. Just looking at OP's picture makes my spine tingle. I'd probably tell her ahead of time if I'm going to move out. I'd hate to be an asshole but I can't deal with looking at her face.
>>24611151
I posted that and i wasnt same fagging. You really have nothing better to do than edit an imageboard conversation?
>>24610488
Absolutely.
>>24607178
I'd totally keep the tumor in a jar after removing it.
>>24610440
It's just uncomfortable.
>>24611439
>the only thing that will be able to fight this urge, is instinct itself
At the root of it, yeah, it's built into us and we can't technically defy it, but the ability to act against your initial reaction is something that only sentient beings can exhibit. It's what allows humans to achieve what they do and it is the essence of our successes. If there is any laudable quality in a person, it's that.
>>24611650
Anon, the "(You)"s in my image are the inverse of yours. I was the person replying to you up there. Also, I never said you were samefagging, I think you might have read my post wrong.
>>24606716
>i need to go
>>24611745
whoops. fuck i feel stupid and embarrassed now.
>>24611745
btw i wasnt that asshat you were arguing with. just came back to this thread and saw i had a reply
>>24611784
For what it's worth, I got confused for a second too and was about to call you out.
This is the wrong board for bullying. Fucking normies.
>>24606716
fuck you ugly slut
>>24607225
*paris hilton voice* That's hot
>>24607332
I know women who date men way shorter than them. You probably just have a bitter and mean personality without any redeeming traits.
That whole teeth thing is too much for me
I thought it was flesh or something, i'd kill myself
>tfw you put a hole in your head but no matter where you're still gonna shoot some teeth
too much for me fampai
>>24606716
I feel bad for this gal but asking some random stranger to live with someone who looks like a pelican with five fish in their mouth is asking alot from them. What the hell is the name of this condition?
>>24613617
>pelican with five fish in their mouth
I wish I had a reaction image for this, I enjoyed your post anon.
Why can't you just remove all the teeth?
I wonder if it has feeling, I'd like to draw something on it while she sleeps.
>>24607225
No no no no no no no no no no no no no
NOPE IM OUTTIE
>>24606716
chin ball girl
>>24613667
>>24613672
if you punched it do you think a chunk would break off inside her chin pouch?
>>24607499
I saw pictures of a guy on normiebook that hadn't developed hands and legs so he needed a wheelchair for everything but his face was normal and there were pictures of him smiling/laughing like anyone else. he actually looked really approachable from these pictures. I guess having an abnormal face just fucks you up.
>>24610508
>this girl
omfg
Left or rigght?
>>24613708
This guy?
That's his wife and son
does anyone have pics of that guy from facebook who was like hideously burned but he had braces and i think he had some kind of plug where his nose should be?
>>24614096
oof...
I know who you're referring to but I can't find his pictures.
His drawn eyebrows make me laugh.
>>24613906
that's a rocking body for a rocking gargantuan obelisk lovecraft monster
>>24613906
dat ass tho
not originalo
>>24614157
They mom is a good Stacy, but their father is a ridiculous Chad
>>24614309
You have chosen...wisely.
>>24610440
You do realize that you're going to have to explain that thing to anyone who comes to visit.
I'd get a room change as well. Who the hell knows what special needs someone like that has. They can live with someone else.
>>24607499
Da fuq I'd totally be friends with peeps like this.
I'm a robot I know how it feels to be cast aside by others. Doesn't mean I have to do the same thing.
Besides it's just Cherubism.
a guy through a forum I like to visit did a online dating experiment using her picture. she got more than 500 matches in just a week
>>24614514
sauce
i'd love to see the results
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>>24607436
I really don't think so, senpai. Some bones just have cavities in them, like the ethmoid sinus. Not too visible in this picture.
>>24607225
>Bone growing into the eye socket
>>24613827
What the fuck thats dosgusting. Cant post shit like this Cmon senpai.
>>24614923
lool noice
>>24614070
White guys really truly can never be robots. Even if they dont have arms and legs women will still fuck them its ridiculous.
>>24614142
>surgery
>still looks like a freak
i would just cosplay for the rest of my life
>>24616673
Dude does 'stand-up' comedy so he has some money, plus decent face.
Could also be a fetish for her.
>>24616658
Is that gif from Broken Arrow?
What is this condition called?
Every time I see the thumbnail to this thread I cringe.
>>24607225
Jesus fucking Christ where's the bleach
>>24606716
Sure thing cutie, how about a kiss?
>>24616742
Cherubism.
Seriously, how new is everyone in this thread?
>>24611143
Should've gotten a bj
>>24616673
>>24616700
what would her fucking parents say about that?
> mom, dad, I want you to meet my fiancee
> legless, armless guy wheelchairs into the room
how would sex even work does she kinda just pull himself towards her?
jesus christ
