*YAAAAAAAAAWN* *burps*
Mmm, tastes like Subway.
Tick tock, wagekek. Mr. Shekelsberg is expecting you Monday morning with that weekend project finished.
Better hit the hay!
>>24605848
TICK TOCK
Weekend is almost over
A full, long week is on the horizon
>>24605848
>>24605918
Hmm, I don't know guys, I don't think the NEET lifestyle will WORK out for you! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>mfw a neetkek will never own their own car
*YAAAAAAAAAAWN*
I just had sexual intercourse with a female because she respects the fact that I put effort into myself and don't lay around all day like a loser.
>>24605848
>actually eating subway
t....that's just a meme right? Like going "reeee"?
>>24606029
Anything subway on /r9k/ will literally be a meme
>>24605848
>not eating tendies
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE
please st0p .
>>24605848
>>24605918
>he goes to subway on the weekend and buys sandwiches
>yet has no idea that there are people who work on the weekend
>>24605973
>mfw you bought a FWD piece of shit
>tfw went to gfs restaurant today
>tfw endless free food
>tfw eating the other half of my Cuban panini
>>24606099
>Hyundai accent
>4wd
Why do these threads always start with "yawn"? Doesn't that imply that you're bored?
>>24605848
*YAAAAAAAAAWN* *burps*
tastes like whatever frozen food my parents bought out of pity/obligation for me because I can't afford to buy my own food.
Also, I am tired despite sleep for 10 hours from 4AM to 2PM. Despite it being the weekend, I don't feel anymore relaxed because my parents are constantly screaming to get a job, and weekends are meaningless when everyday is the same blur of telling myself that "today is going to be the day" and instead I end up frogposting for about 11 hours.
Better hit the hay and daydream about all the things I'd do and buy if I had money!
>>24605953
>>24605973
>>24606010
Alright, alright. Play time's over, wagekeks. Bed time now.
>>24606029
It's no meme, friend. Subway provides only the most nutritious and delicious sandwiches around, folded to perfection by a certified Sandwich artist.
>>24606145
Nope, I'm not the one that sleeps around here! That's your JOB! HAHAHAHAHA!
>>24606137
>wagekek needs money to be happy
So typical, so predictable. Enjoy your materialistic obsession, wagekek. Consumerism will surely fill that void.
Buy, buy, buy!
>>24605973
Actually I do
1997 ford f150
It must suck being poor and not having a trustfund
>>24606145
>mfw I make doughnuts all day
>mfw free doughnuts whenever I want
>mfw I get to create whatever doughnut I want
>mfw a paycheck
>>24606223
kek, so mommy bought you a truck and you try to fantasize to anon strangers on 4chin
>>24605973
What's the point in having a car if you won't use it?
>>24606287
What's the point of having all that free time if you won't use it?
>>24606145
But those subway artist are also Wagner's, but you respect them so much, yet you taunt working men for working. Your contradicting yourself.
>>24606213
Seems you've ignored hid entire post, mommy and daddy aren't going to keep you forever. It's either get a job or become homeless in a few years tops, unless you are legit down syndrome/retarded and can't work
Unless your in Euro land, if so, enjoy being bombed by mudslimes
>>24606229
>>24606246
*ring ring ring*
Anon! Mr Shekelsberg here.
Just called to inform you that you'll need to work a double shift Tuesday evening. Yes I know, it's a very unfortunate turn of events.
I'm expected at my yach- err, business meeting.
Chin up! Hope you understand.
Ciao
>>24606213
What are you posting on 4chan with?
Surely not goods and services that were purchased with money? Because that would make you a hypocrite!
>>24606213
>implying that you wouldn't go insane if you didn't have internet
>The day laborer harvests the vegetables
>The dairy farmer makes the cheese
>The butcher handles the meat
>The qt subway grill is the one who assembles it
>But it is the NEET who gets to eat it
Explain this wizardry
>>24606319
Because I can eat, enjoy life, live of others and tease wagekeks like you
>>24606343
Oh hey Mr. Shekelsburg! That's cool man! I was just going to go home and shitpost on 4chan all night. I'd actually rather come in and get the overtime so I can use the extra money to take out the new girl, you know which one!
Also it's great that I get to be a part of society and gain valuable life skills while performing my job!
Have fun on your ya-I mean "business meeting" dude, you've been saving for that for years!
>>24606192
I appreciate you alot
>>24605848
>tfw otaku
>tfw don't idolize the disgusting NEET/hikikomori lifestyle that fat western pigs use to justify their lazyness
>instead idolize the martial art spirit and "work until you die" modern Japanese work ethic
>mfw piss-bottlers and meme-riders try to make fun of me when I had Mr. Shekelsberg's hypothetical project finished by Friday evening
>>24606347
>>24606345
>>24606333
>>24606407
>wagekek happy to be shafted by Mr. Shekelsburg
>wagekeks
>human
>>24606389
While you sit in destitution and squalor, alone and probably a virgin. It's like if the homeless person I drive past every day by the onramp did nothing but laugh at all the passing cars every day while bragging about all his free time
>>24605973
>>24606223
>>24606246
I'm surprised you're able to afFORD it! Hahahahaha!
>>24606389
Good point. If only I wasn't a wagekek
>>24606459
>you've never experienced overtime pay
>you've never experienced pay
kek
>>24606448
>i'm a weaboo wagekek
That's all you had to say, pham.
>>24606382
As someone who worked at Subway I can confirm that, in fact, we get to eat food as well. Not just NEETs, so those other people get to eat as well.
We actually get a free meal every shift and a 50% discount.
>>24606463
Free Internet, Good boy points, free food, the list goes on.
>>24606459
>earning more money
>"being shafted"
have you ever had a job in your life?
>>24606491
you're going to run out of frog-memes and NEETbucks one day, especially when Donald "meme" Trump gets elected, and I'll still be able to provide for myself no matter what
>>24606522
Do you even own a current gen console?
>>24606548
>Being a console peasant
>>24605848
please mr fatass dont' fuck my girl while im at work
>>24606582
>needing to choose
kek, don't worry anon the first of the month is coming soon, your bux are almost here bud
>>24606522
>free
>GBPs
pick one m8. Either you're doing chores around the house and doing other things she asks you to in exchange for food & shelter and occasional "treats"
>doesn't that sound like slavery a little bit? hmmm
or you're somehow getting all those things literally for free, which you're not.
Wagekeks at it again. Obedient at work, bitter at home. Your vitriol knows no bounds.
I wouldn't wish your "life"style on my worst enemy. It has made you mean in spirit and docile in mind. Maybe one day you'll realize your sinful ways and look toward the light.
>>24605848
What if I work as a med surg nurse? I have no weekend projects.
>>24605973
Theres a plaza with a bunch of restaurants by my house (Five Guys, Chipotle, Gyroville, etc), and to get to it i cut through an office park. I see lots of shiny new expensive cars, (BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, Audi, etc) just sitting in the parking lot, from 8 am all the way until 6 and 7 pm sometimes. These people work hard for boss man Shekelstien and pay tens of thousands of dollars to car dealership owner Shekelberg and car insurance man Sheklewitz so they can look extra rich in their 30 minute commute to and from work. It's actually fucking hilarious. There is nothing more bluepilled than owning an expensive car; especially if it sits in a parking lot all day getting shit on by pigeons while you waste away in the same cubicle as the guy with the camry
>>24606617
>freedom
>living a life of servitude to mommy in exchange for "good boy points" and not developing any skills that will let you escape the GBP cotton-picking farm
>Worker
>receiving actual money for one's effort
>being able to quit one's job at and look for a new one at any time
can't quit your mommy and find a new one now can you? huh slave?
>>24606608
I just empty shit jugs for GBPs
>>24606712
Well tbqh, (that's to be quite honest if you didn't know since you're a NEET and don't socialize) healthy people would rather own a BMW than sit in shit stained underwear collecting good boy points all day
>>24605973
Cars should only be used if riding your bike will take longer than an hour
>>24606712
I'm a wagekek and I actually agree with you. Cars are the ultimate normie meme.
I can understand driving a truck if you live out in the countryside or go out to work there, and if you're a multi-millionaire with more money than he knows what to do with, and also if you're a drug dealer, and I guess if you have like 4 kids you'd need a van as well, but other than that there is literally no reason to own a car.
I can't tell you the number of normies I worked with that were always like "OH MAN I OWE SO MUCH IN INSURANCE AND I HAVE TO GET MY TIRES DEVALGANIZED AND ALSO I THINK MY REAR OXIDIZERS ARE STARTING TO INTERFERE WITH THE ANGLERS SO I GOTTA TAKE MY BABE (yes) TO THE SHOP AND I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED PAYING FOR HER YET HAHA" and it's not even an expensive car either it's like a Mazda CX4... or something... I know literally nothing about cars and that's less useless knowledge clogging up my brain
>>24606858
Really? Then I guess that should be everyone's CIVIC duty! Hahahahaha!
>>24606758
are wagekeks so retarded they take that seriously or are they just memelords?
>been laid off since August 27th
>going back to work finally Monday
Not really looking forward to it, but I'm glad I'll finally have something to do with my time again. Sitting at home all day gets boring way too fast. Time to start working OT and saving up money for car parts.
>>24606797
Why not do it for money?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBDGTWaa2UE
>>24606967
>Sitting at home all day gets boring way too fast.
I do not understand people like this, how could you ever get tired of that? Sitting around doing dick all day is my dream life.
What NEETs want you to believe they're doing all day from 12:00pm - 4:00am:
>calculus for pleasure
>learning classical instruments
>reading
>meditating
>painting
>writing philosophy papers
What NEETs are actually doing from 12:00pm - 4:00am:
>browse and hoard tons of porn for unsatisfying compulsive masturbation
>logging into WoW for dailies
>scroll past shitposts on 4chan
>eating whatever is at home and can be microwaved for every meal
>spend the rest of the time between these activities wondering why they're depressed eunuchs waiting to die
>>24606947
OH LAWD THEYS BE INSULTING ME SLAVE OWNER, ME OWNER GIVE ME GOOD TREATS AND NEVER ALMOST HIT ME SHE DO.
ME HAVE ALL THE FREEDOM, ME CAN SIT IN MY ROOM, ME CAN SIT IN ANOTHER PART OF MY ROOM, ME CAN SIT IN OTHER PART OF MY ROOM, ALL DA FREEDOM AND NO SCARY OUTSIDE WORLD
>>24606712
That's why I didn't go for what I thought was going to get me pussy. I went for whatever was cheap and had good gas mileage.
>mfw 42mpg after driving down to see senpai
>>24606617
Neets are one thing that completely baffles me. Even though it's a complete troll, I must admit, it rustles my jimmies.
I mean..self improvement? You're getting fat as fuck and you're hoping your mummy doesn't kick you out.
Shit. I'll take that paper and the freedom to do whatever I want any day. Because in this capitalist country money is freedom. The more you have, the freer you are.
>>24606128
They imply they just woke up after a restful sleep. But what would you know, wagekek? It's not like you can sleep more than 2 hours anyway.
>>24606712
I agree with you buddy
Maybe I have autism, but I always like function over form in a car
>>24605848
>referring to your boss by last name
>"weekend project"
>implying I didn't work during the weekend
I feel like the NEET-posters don't actually know what goes on at the workplace.
>>24607804
>I feel like the NEET-posters don't actually know what goes on at the workplace.
why would they?
This thread brought to you by Autism and Subway
>>24606333
>mfw NEET
>mfw homeless for 3 weeks living in a shelter
>mfw housing program put me in a 1br apartment for free, get hooked up with bux
>mfw in the office waiting to talk to the manager.
>Wagekek in front of me renewing her lease
>$1650.00/month
>Same kind of suite as me
>feelsgoodman
>>24607726
>sleeping 12 hours and then feeling fatigued for the rest of the day anyway
>"a restful sleep"
One more day then you're off to earn mr. Shekelsberg's yacht
>>24605848
Nah, I'm gonna report to the fire station and go help out people in need.
did you manage to get all those errands done on your 2 "days off" wagecuks?
>Work on the weekends
>5 days off
man, being a wageslave sure is hard
>>24606921
Ah, I see you must live in the city. Come out to Alaska where everything is a minimum of 10+ miles apart!
>>24605848
>with that weekend project finished.
My job doesn't involve homework. Sometimes I revise for proffessional qualifications (which my company pays for) but that's it.
>>24610156
Mr. Goldstein doesn't even let you use his sled dogs. Pitiful.
>>24610192
Nah, he gives me a big red truck and an ambulance to get around.
>tfw you see grown men well into their 40s working at subway
makes me wonder how their lives went, must have had no luck
>>24606145
>Posts a picture literally mocking fast food workers
>Shills for Subway
>>24610693
they spent their 20s and 30s being NEETs and ended up with zero marketable skills
>>24610693
they spent their 20s making threads on r9k about how much better it is to be NEET
>>24605848
Been on both sides of the fence with this, I'd rather have money. I'm buying a GTI golf this spring :o)
>>24612776
yeah.. but.. but..sheckels! goldstein yacht!
How dare you do something other than waste away on a cum stained chair, eating microwave noodles (that the government paid for, hehe take that wagekeks!) for 8th time that week
>>24606010
anon why go on the internet to tell lies? what kind of a person are you?
>>24606116
kekmobile
>>24606474
I like what this guy's doing.
>>24606927
This guy literally CANNOT be stopped.
