I don't usually like admitting that I'm a fembot because I know i'll be in for a shit storm of 'YOU MUST REALLY LIKE THE ORBITERS YOU ATTENTION WHORE" or "FEMBOTS ARE NOT REAL. BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA YOU ALREADY ADVANCE IN LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" or the classic, "GTFO YOU ROASTIE SLUT". But I kind of have to because I need advice on something guys.
>I finally get a boyfriend after 23 years of living on this earth. This happened 2 months ago. Mostly due to my Stacy best friend(and only friend tbqh) introducing us.
>Everything's great. We cuddle,watch anime, play vidya and fuck a lot.
>I was a virgin before meeting him and he wasn't, so he's a bit more adventurous in bed I guess.
>Today he tells me he wants to have a threesome.
>What
>Says he wants to spice things up. Says that if I love him I'll do it. If I don't, it clearly shows I don't trust him or care about him.
>I told him I will think about it.
I'm torn. It has nothing to do with the fact that I can't fuck another girl(I'm bi). It's just, I'm not comfortable with the idea. I don't want him to think I don't trust him or love him, it's just I'm not comfortable seeing him fuck another girl. Should I just do it and get over my petty selfishness and jealousy? I have no idea what I'm doing f a m.
>>24605812
Fuck off, roastie cunt. You're not welcome here.
>>24605812
>Says that if I love him I'll do it. If I don't, it clearly shows I don't trust him or care about him.
#1 red flag right there.
>>24605812
Fuck off whore
Die
>>24605812
Fucking roastie bitch, no one here cares about your boy problems, slut.
>>24605854
This. He should respect your feelings
>>24605852
>Calls her a roastie
>She's only fucked one guy
You're clearly a newfag
>If you don't let me do something abusive it means you don't love me :^)
You have stockholm syndrome OP, if you have a shred of self esteem you won't go through with this.
>>24605812
He's an asshole. "Spice things up" after 2 months? Not to mention the scummy, manipulative, "if you love me you'll do it."
>>24605812
I, personally, would walk out of that shit relationship.
>>24605812
He's using you as a fuck buddy until he finds something better and wants to make it interesting. Anyone who would say do this or I'll break up with you doesn't really care about you.
I'm just a normie browsing and this is how it works sometimes, eventually you'll become less naive and more calloused. This piece of shit doesn't matter, don't get too attached or it'll be harder in the end.
>>24605812
you're a bitch he's a bitch you're both bitches the only correct answer is murder suicide desu C:
>>24605812
He clearly doesn't care about you very much if he's saying things like that. If you're looking for a serious, loving relationship, you won't find one with him.
>>24605812
Kill yourself you stupid bitch
SAGE
Kill yourself you fucking cunt
>>24605812
He obviously doesn't give two shits about you if he suggested something like that, leave him or forever be known as a female kek, the most pathetic of all losers
>>24605908
You're clearly a kek
>>24605812
>Today he tells me he wants to have a threesome.
>Says he wants to spice things up
that's a sign the relationship is not going to last if he's wanting to do a bunch of porn shit already.
>>24605854
also, this.
>>24605812
I'm sorry to say but in your desperation you got yourself involved with a complete shitlord. Why people start having sex 2 months in to a relationship is beyond me, but there you go. He's showing signs that he will be abusive and manipulative, and ask yourself, would you abuse and manipulate someone you love?
Dr. Love,
out!
>>24605908
>actually read past "I don't usually like admitting that I'm a fembot because-"
>calls others newfags
This is what projection looks like. Also, sage
He's cheating/going to cheat anyway so you have no reason not to.
>>24605812
Fuck you normie roastie Stacie
You are not a robot and you should leave and go to a normie web site
>>24605812
you're getting cu cked
drop him and date a loyal robot
>>24605812
>(I'm bi)
She's going through her college slut phase, everyone. How interesting.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT PLEASE GET CANCER IN YOUR EYES YOU STUPID WORTHLESS FUCKBAG
>>24605812
I don't come to this board to read this shit. Get out.
If he wants a threesome with another girl then he has to agree to a threesome with another guy. It works both ways. If he doesn't agree with that then he's just using you as a fuck toy.
>>24605812
>Says that if I love him I'll do it. If I don't, it clearly shows I don't trust him or care about him.
>men do this to girls
>then complain about how women are whores
wew lad
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Fuck off roastie. You could've been a robot till you got a boyfriend and lost virginity. Go to /soc/.
>>>/adv/
also sage
>Says he wants to spice things up. Says that if I love him I'll do it. If I don't, it clearly shows I don't trust him or care about him.
This is manipulative as shit and I wonder how people who even think like this are allowed to get into relationships.
>>24606003
Two months in is totally normal, dude.
>>24605812
>Says that if I love him I'll do it. If I don't, it clearly shows I don't trust him or care about him.
If it doesn't feel right to you, it doesn't feel right to you and you can just tell him that in a calm way.
Saying shit like that is just plain scummy.
>angry robots projecting all their anger and frustration onto op when she simply came to ask for advice
>kek
And than you guys complain about women being awful.
>>24606103
I'm not sure i would be comfortable in that short a time span, i guess i really am weird.
>>24606122
Shut the fuck up you white knighting kek
>>24606141
He was being sarcastic.
>>24605812
Dump this fucking guy and stop letting him try to kek you. I can't fucking believe there are that many people out in the world like this. I could never just say something like that to someone I was in a relationship with. What a fucking sicko disgrace.
>>24606122
>implying troll posts like this aren't posted constantly
>ignoring the fact that some posts are still even actually giving advice on the slim chance this isn't yet another anon fishing for replies
>>24606141
It heavily depends on the people involved.
>>24606153
I was not, in fact.
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>>24605951
>all of these thirsty white knight freaks worshiping this attention whoring cunt has a boyfriend who she fucks daily. All of these cancerous betas are showering This attention whoring cunt who wants nothing to do withese these thirstty freaks excpet fish for likes and compliments
this cunt is laughing at all the betas and white knights ITT. her boyfriend is laughing his ass off at all the thirsty betas white knighting his gf when they don't even have a chance
what the fuck do these betas get outta this? you get no gf, no sex, nothing. These betas the the cancer killing this board.
Dump his ass right now. You're too good for him anyway and can find someone else.
He's inevitably going to cheat after this anyway.
>>24605812
Just say you'll do it but only if it's another guy. Then say the exact same, if he loved you he'd do that. It's literally cheating either way and he's just trying to take advantage of you. I would decline and if he dumps you just be like "Okay cool" and naturally you not giving a shit will make him in love with you forever, usually how the male psych works so I wouldn't worry.
>>24605812
Leave him for the girl and tell him you're a lesbian now.
That's the ultimate stabwound.
>>24605812
You are a stupid whore and i hope you get raped. I dont care about you or your problems and i wish you'd just leave. If i had a cup of diarreah and I knew i could get away with it; Id splash it in your face and slap the shit out of you.
>>24606208
>Disregarding the fact that op said that she doesn't tell people that she's a women on this board
>Implying that she does any of those things
Lad I'd be cutting myself with the amount of edge you posses.
>>24606304
>taking any posts at face value
>ESPECIALLY ones that claim to be women and asking for advice on fucking /r9k/ when /adv/ at the least is a click away
Between that board, tumblr, or a lot of these self help female forums out there, tell me why ANY woman would willingly ask this place for advice, knowing how it is? Or in the case of not knowing, come here when there is a board literally for advice?
You're stupid, and should have known that your friend would not set you up with someone like you, but rather like her. You probably did know this.
This is his angle - if you say no, then clearly he has another girl lined up. If you say yes, then he gets to fuck this girl and you at once.
Having done this, I guarantee you that he'll fuck her again with or without your knowledge.
However, given that you have one friend and this guy, you are probably going to say yes, do it, let him do whatever, meet another guy, tell him your banal problems,
he'll fuck you before or after you drop or are dropped by this guy, and you will go into your second relationshit, which will itself lead to a third and fourth and so on.
By the end of it, you will be more like the guy asking for the threesome than yourself saying 'yes.'
How to tell if you're a white knight orbiter cukold faggot redditor nu-male:
>You read past: I'm a fembot
Thats it! If you did this, you are all of those things! Please kill yourself!
Also, sage.
>>24606282
>If i had a cup of diarreah and I knew i could get away with it; Id splash it in your face and slap the shit out of you.
Hey elliot
Just do it for Chad, this is what you always wanted.
>>24605812
Reddit is that way you stupid cunt
sage
>>24605812
First off, you should probably ask on /adv/ because any answer you get here will be buried in a mountain of shit.
Second off, threesomes are a way of ending a relationship. Plain and simple. He's done but he wants to have some fun, at your expense, before he calls it quits. This is why he has no qualms about guilting you and emotionally blackmailing you: he doesn't care if you call him on his bullshit because he's already checked out. If he was ever in it to begin with, which after 2 months he may not have been. I'm sorry, femanon.
You can go through with it or not but the result will be the same: this relationship is not going to last.
>>24605812
You know, being a female virgin at 23 dramatically raises your market value (unless it's because you're incredibly ugly). He sounds pretty alpha for nabbing you. You should probably just do as he says.
>I'm bi
I wait, i guess you're fat and gross. Please discard the previous statemen.
>>24605812
Assuming this isn't legitimate bait:
You're being used you retard.
>Says he wants to spice things up. Says that if I love him I'll do it. If I don't, it clearly shows I don't trust him or care about him.
this is literally the most common guilt bait guys use to get whatever they want out of women. fact of the matter is, he's tired of you and wants to fuck another woman without having to feel bad about adultery, if he's not fucking her already. he doesn't want you, care about you, or even respect you. you're more or less a tool for his fantasies and nothing more. the fact your stacy friend introduced you to him should have been a red flag from the start. he probably only dated you because he has a virgin fetish. also, big mistake on fucking that soon.
and protip: the feelings of "petty selfishness and jealousy" are justified and actually not petty at all.
The fact you're asking this is because you know he's a scumbag and don't want to face the truth. quit being ruled by emotions and fucking take care of yourself by dumping his promiscuous player ass. nobody is going to coddle or take care of your situation but you, learn to do things for yourself, or become broken and stay broken. for life.
the only way you will get closure out of this is by biting the bullet.
>>24605812
YOU MUST REALLY LIKE THE ORBITERS YOU ATTENTION WHORE FEMBOTS ARE NOT REAL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA YOU ALREADY ADVANCE IN LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO YOU ROASTIE SLUT.What where you expecting? nobody gives a fuck and nobody cares about your stupid normie problems here. Go ask for advice on plebbit where you belong
lol get kekd roastie
holy shit this place is based as fuck robots are putting this bitch in her place. i think i have gain some respect for you guys for not being mangina white knights.
>>24606666
WEWWWW.
CHECKED.
>>24605812
Stop calling yourself a -bot.
There is a board for people like you and another board for actual advice right here
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>24605812
Omfg why its so hard to understand to you bitches that this is not your place?
This is ROBOTS SACRED PLACE
GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR BOARD YOU FUCKING ROASTED BITCH GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24606666
Saturday night /r9k/ is the comfiest
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>>24605852
man this board is based as fuck. Keep it up bots. This cunt got BTFO in its own thread and this shows that we still have some self respect, and that there are guys out there who will never fall for the cunt's attention whoring tactics. This thread is epic well done bots
>>24605908
fuckin white knight.
any woman with an outie = roastie
I hope you get anal raped with a fistfull of AIDS needles you stupid roastie
Nobody gives a fuck about you or your problems
sage
>>24606950
>Nobody gives a fuck about you or your problems
inb4 450 replies
>>24606083
>Chad does this to girls
>girls blame robots and continue going after Chad
>>24605812
That's what happens when you join Chad's harem
>>24606974
Where did I blame robots specifically?
>>24606962
The majority of the replies are telling OP to fuck off.
No one cares besides you beta white knights.
>inb4 450 replies
implying are tons "get the fuck out"
edge that sword properly stupid white knight or die as the kekhold betta you are
FUCK YOU OP GET THE FUCK OUT NOWWWWWWWWWW
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>>24606666
checcccccccccccckt bruvva
>>24607002
One instance of careful wording doesn't invalidate that 9/10 times shitty behaviors like emotional manipulation is passed off as shit robots do.
>>24607067
>times shitty behaviors like emotional manipulation is passed off as shit robots do.
This doesn't happen. Of course you don't do this, because you can't.
Since you're too dumb to comprehend the point of my post let me spell it out: you shouldn't be blaming the girls more than other men who pressure them into doing things like this
>I'm bi
THIS IS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUUUUUT
I can't believe a human being just typed up a whole paragraph of their problems; and not only expects me to read it, but to offer solutions as well. Without even posting tits, too. The arrogance of women is astounding. She think's just on virtue of her beong a woman, i'm supposed to help her with some dumb woman problem she probably got herself into in the first place. Hey. I don't care. Fuck off to /r/relationships please.
>>24605812
>>Should I just do it and get over my petty selfishness and jealousy?
Fuck no. In no way is this selfish or petty.
If I were in your position I'd drop him without a fucking moment's hesitation - not just for bringing up a threesome but for saying " if I love him I'll do it. If I don't, it clearly shows I don't trust him or care about him". That's fucking manipulative and if my gf tried that we'd be over.
If she just suggested a threesome it'd be a different matter. I mentioned I wanted one to my gf and she said she didn't want to see me with another woman but I could probably have forced the issue if I was willing to do a MMF threesome as well for fairness. I wasn't. So we didn't. The relationship mattered more to be than the opportunity to fuck to girls at once. And I just cheated on her anyway.
Now I'm not saying you should break up with him. I'm definitely not saying you should do what I would but the way I see it you simply have to decide how uncomfortable you are with this and whether you're willing to put the relationship over your own emotions. Everyone has to do things they might not like to make a relationship work - sacrifice is part of almost everything in life. I don't like hanging out with my gf's schoolfriends but I do it because I love her and it makes her happy. My gf doesn't like restricting her diet to 600cal a day but she doesn't it because she loves me and I want her to lose weight.
You have to decide how much seeing him fuck another woman matters to you - and whether your desire not to see him fuck another woman is worth potentially losing the relationship over. IMO it definitely should be but in the end everyone's different.
>>24606208
>offering advice to someone who happens to be a girl is whiteknighting
You're probably the same type of person that would spam "LOL KUCK KUCK KUCK" if a guy made this thread.
Seriously though OP just ditch the dude, he's clearly trying to make a power play and if you give in to the "if you love me you'll do x" he can play that card whenever he wants.
>>24605812
If you were a dude and your girlfriend wanted a threesome with another dude id tell you to dump the bitch, unless you like being C U C K E D
I guess the same goes the same but also ROOSTIE ROOOO OFF BOARD too
>>24607543
>You're probably the same type of person that would spam "LOL KUCK KUCK KUCK" if a guy made this thread.
And you wouldn't? What self respecting man would be that fucking beta to ask /r9k/ if his gf proposed fucking other men?
>>24607543
gee i wonder who could be behind this post
fucking faggot
It's essentially your own fault, OP. If you'd have analyzed the fact that it's your "Stacy" friend who introduced him to you, you could've easily deduced that the guy was a complete normal and would likely only use you for sex.
Now, it's evident that he doesn't actually care about you, and only treats you as one of his little adventures. There's nothing you can salvage from this. You can either stay with him and do what he wants (if you're that insecure or you just like the sex), or you can leave him like a normal, healthyminded person with a shred of selfrespect.
Regardless, the fault is still with you, and you could've avoided this.
and yet you could leave at any time and find another male within literal days, if that long
Why didn't they let cerberus fuck Ingrid?
