what day of /noshower/ are you on?
I'm on day 3.
>>24605181
On day 4
Also I only fap in the shower so I'm on day 4 of /nofap as well; I feel....nothing
>>24605181
Day 1. It's Sunday and I haven't left the couch all fucking day except to go get 2 Sausage and Egg McMuffins and a coffee. I've got a headache.
>>24605181
I was on like day 28 till today.
Showered yesterday, but not today. I should do my laundry.
Day 10, and I go to school.
1 because im not a filthy faggot
showering cases me anxiety
I went over a year without a shower one time.
why don't you guys like showering?
i like to turn the heat up a little bit and sit down in the shower and just think about how shitty my life is and fantasize about how i could change it. it feels good.
>>24605589
Dry skin. 15 minute warm shower = 1 pound of lotion on every inch of my body.
Just took one after 3+ days
Long weekend alone in my house threw my routine off, I probably smelled like shit
>>24605614
>1 pound of lotion
found the nigger
>>24605505
I'm more curious as to what made you shower on day 28 as opposed to what made you not shower for 28 days
Week 3 because I'm too depressed to remember hygiene
>>24605181
at least 7 but I like
wanted to shower soon
so I might tonight or like
tomorrow, man.... soon
I shower twice a day, that way I never ever have to wash my clothes or bedding
>All these newfags
Try a whole month.
>>24605663
I'm half puerto rican half white.
>>24605831
Fuck you I'm supposed to be the only half white half puerto rican on 4chan.
Oh well. At least I'm probably the only half white half puerto rican tranny
6 or 7 not sure. It's winter so doesn't really matter.
>>24605181
I think 3, I just get so tired of basic human upkeep.
>>24605568
I used to be that way.
>>24605944
how did you fix
>>24605968
I started doing all the things I was afraid of, and stopped being a faggot.
>drugs help
>>24605685
Washing my hair in the sink, shaving and using deodorant did most of the work but then my crotch started smelling.
>>24605867
You don't need to bring up the fact that your a tranny in literally every single fucking thing you do. Seriously, you don't just walk into a random place and go "btw I'm a tranny." That's about as nauseating and disgusting as a roasty doing the same thing to announce her gender.
>>24606025
I don't need to. But I do it anyway because I constantly crave attention, even negative attention, as well as validation. That's self-hating tranny 101
>>24606114
You're a piece of mentally ill degenerate human waste...how was that? are you glowing right now?
>>24605831
>I'm half puerto rican half white.
Code for half nigger, which is code for nigger
>>24606266
Okay, cheers.
>>24606176
Next tell me how you'd beat me up if you had the chance
I haven't showered in about a week or more desu senpai
>>24606433
I would kick you right in the dick, slap you around a bit and rub your face in the dirt.
>>24606483
Why stop there?
>>24606114
Here's your (you). Spend it wisely and spend it all on one place. Actually, you probably will you freak. Here's another (you).
>>24606525
Because that is all of my energy you deserve you sissy faggot...for now.
>>24605181
Week 5, haven't brushed my teeth since at least late july easy.
who /spongebath/ here
>>24606525
This is a guy isn't it? I'm not into traps
>>24605181
Day 8
my hair feels like buttered noodles
>>24605181
I've lost count but I know it's been more than 46 days
Haven't brushed my teeth in a few days. I don't mind the smell of my bad breath. But it's embarrassing as fuck when I forget to brush my teeth before going out somewhere. It's not like I get out much anyways
On a similar note I like to use smells as a test to see how much I like a girl. If I'm doing my own thing and then suddenly smell something bad I immediately imagine it is some odor from a hot girl I'm into or something similar. If I can stay attracted to her until the smell goes away then she passes my test which means I'd fuck/date/marry her. I do this to almost ever girl I see. If I have bad breath I'll smell my breath and imagine it's hers and see if I'd tolerate it or not depending on how attracted I am.
It's actually a pretty good test because some girls are so hot that smell doesn't even matter. Some girls I can't even think about when I smell something bad because it makes me sick.
>>24608185
I bet your bed pillow smells worse than a hungarian gas chamber
>>24605831
>I'm half puerto rican half white.
So you're puerto rican.
>>24606000
Such nice trips you have this day, my good sir
>>24608671
I thought it was just a meme.
Day 5. I usually go about a week without showering.
>>24608805
I'm not even joking either. i figured I'd find at least one person who does this on here.
I'm only on day 3 at the moment. Before then I got to exactly one week. Haven't brushed teeth in 3 days either.
>needing to be clean
Normies pls leave
Day I don't even fucking know, some time in late September was last time I showered.
>>24605181
a little before November to just today. Shower and shave
>>24605181
5 days. My face is so oily
>>24608129
It fucking better be
Who else brush teeth +wash face everyday, and wash hair + crotch/ass/pits every week
i had 3-4 showers today
shaved my beard of 16 months
AND brushed my teeth
LOOK AT ME GO!
>>24605181
I showered last christams, so about 355 days
no shower since thanksgiving
>>24606024
I wanna smell stinky robot crotch desu
>>24605831
>half white
This meme needs to stop fami
All whiteness is destroyed by brown genes, you are simply puerto rican.
If I add extra water to tea, it doesnt become tea & water, it's just more tea.
>>24611261
>Beautifully logical.
>>24611261
That's a pretty stupid analogy, anon.
>>24611304
It's a very strong Earl Grey tea, tho
>>24605589
my water heater doesn't scald the water the way I like it. all showers are lukewarm showers :-(
