>hey anon, wanna play tag? You can fuck me if you catch me ;)
Ew, not with those pecs and broad shoulders.
bitch what the fuck
>>24602987
I did fuck that gir in HS
transexual detected
>>24602987
I'd either catch her or at least literally have a heart attack trying
>tfw had a dream last night about playing tag naked with a grill but couldn't catch her
>ok i'm "it" first. i'll cover my eyes and count to 30 to give you a head start
>after counting and watching her run away, sit down
>she comes back and talks shit
>do nothing
>eventually gets close enough and distracted
>tag that ass
>>24602987
you're fat as fuck so that shouldn't be hard
>>24603213
shes fucking ripped you dweeb
>>24603150
This guy gets it, prob not even a robot
>>24603292
No I'm a robot. 300lbs so I'd never be able to catch her so I'll just sit until she complains and thinks the game is over.
>>24603313
Smart robot at least